Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

TheCakeIsALie said:
Why on earth would/should Jessica expect a guy living on welfare to be able to support her at ALL?
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Yes of course it's BS to expect something like that.
She manipulates him with common tropes like "a man should support his woman".
Wouldn't he agree, that that's the way it should be? (moral pressure, instill guilt)

Or: She knows he's the right man for her, because he helps her out so much, she just loves him soo much (love bombing).
He better keep that up, or else!
She never had a man do that for her, she's so hungry right now, it helped quite a bit when he doordashed her. (dry begging)

She always inserts the "what little money I have" and "people stealing her food" in her rant loops.
Also making him feel bad of having "all that money" - even when he is as skint as she is - works.
To get her off his back when she starts the complaining tirade, all he has to do, is feed her.

She can count on him living in the moment, wanting to avoid displeasure and to not connect the dots.
 
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TheCakeIsALie said:
Why on earth would/should Jessica expect a guy living on welfare to be able to support her at ALL? She’s just as dumb as he is. He has talked about being in the negative all the time. And, they live on opposite sides of the country. It’s not like an actual, normal relationship where it’s give and take. It’s two non functional adults.
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She considers herself, i shit you not, a tradwife and mentioned that she will clean his place in sexy outfits when she is in casper.
 
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TheCakeIsALie said:
Not gonna happen. Cobes will realize Jessica costs him money, leading to less dank food hanks, and he will be mad.
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He's kind of locked in for the forceable future, on one hand we have the dwindling money for doordash, and on the other we have him admitting the trolls we're right all along about him being a failure and that he couldn't keep a partner.

He's kind of trapped.
 
Star Spangled Bogger said:
A food truck called 'Dank Food Hacks' with misspelled everything would be fantastic.
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"Fank Food Hackz" is what I would think Cobes would type. Since Cobes is just fantastically retarded, he might accidentally type D with an F, S with an Z and never mind about it and stream anyway.
anliteralidiot said:
I think Josh hasn't streamed because NAL gets on him about money if he does. Like, he streamed, and she spent part of her stream talking about his money, and how people buy him things, and how he could buy her things. If she's doing that on stream, it's probably worse for him off-stream.
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Cobes is unhappy whenever Jessica brought up about money, so he would resort to chimp off when she kept going on about sperging about spending his money and people purchasing Cobes' things. Talk shit about his money or properties would make him angry, especially coming off from the bog hag that thinks she can live money off from the Boglim that lives under welfare support and moving trailers for every accidents he made and owning NAL money. Bad idea to what if you mix a drug addict and Cobes to live together in one trailer home. They live in different states, not even in the same state, yet she is retarded enough to bring up Cobes' financial situation and money :story:
TheCakeIsALie said:
Why on earth would/should Jessica expect a guy living on welfare to be able to support her at ALL? She’s just as dumb as he is. He has talked about being in the negative all the time. And, they live on opposite sides of the country. It’s not like an actual, normal relationship where it’s give and take. It’s two non functional adults.
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Both are balls high and jobless, but Jessica would complain shit about Cobes and sound self-righteous and narcissistic whilst as equally retarded as Cobes is. This is Cobes we are talking about, he is unemployed, and only "revenue" he gets was financial help from his state, and payment is scarce for Cobes. She just think she can use his money as if he has normal financial situation and income. She really never gives two shit about Cobes' living situation and think he is that rich bad boy that breaks the dry spell all the time.
Ponzo said:
She considers herself, i shit you not, a tradwife and mentioned that she will clean his place in sexy outfits when she is in casper.
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No fucking way :story:
 
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Mister Baranavichy said:
He's kind of locked in for the forceable future, on one hand we have the dwindling money for doordash, and on the other we have him admitting the trolls we're right all along about him being a failure and that he couldn't keep a partner.

He's kind of trapped.
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Best case scenario for cobes would be finding a slightly less disgusting woman to cheat with so he can use it as an excuse to break up with jessica and save face while also looking like he has better options.
 
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Ponzo said:
She considers herself, i shit you not, a tradwife and mentioned that she will clean his place in sexy outfits when she is in casper.
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Cobes will still use Chaturbate anyway, even in her presence, and then she’ll get mad again. Cobes could be with his dream goth girl and still use it because it’s such a habit at this point. I don’t know why she even bothers, because he’s not going to suddenly change his habits the minute she puts on the tradwife LARP. Both of them are so dysfunctional that I can see NAL going to Casper again, thinking this time it will be different, then both of them get into the same fights as before. The only positive Cobes will get is saying he ended his dry spell again to own the trolls.
 
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JambledUpWords said:
Cobes will still use Chaturbate anyway, even in her presence, and then she’ll get mad again. Cobes could be with his dream goth girl and still use it because it’s such a habit at this point. I don’t know why she even bothers, because he’s not going to suddenly change his habits the minute she puts on the tradwife LARP. Both of them are so dysfunctional that I can see NAL going to Casper again, thinking this time it will be different, then both of them get into the same fights as before. The only positive Cobes will get is saying he ended his dry spell again to own the trolls.
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What is his dream girl, anyways? His criteria are only the following:

Goth

Of age

Alive

Non related

So that could mean someone like Amy Lee or a travesty such as Gothic Dee
 
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lottalove said:
She manipulates him with common tropes like "a man should support his woman".
Wouldn't he agree, that that's the way it should be? (moral pressure, instill guilt)
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The hilarious part with this tactic is Tanis is the primary owner on Trojan Drive, not Clint. I don't think that'll work very well on Cobra.
 
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