DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Kier Starmer]

The FOIA request was interesting because it shows how fucking retarded Phil is. I kid you not greeted the police on a fourth meeting saying "Hi, I'm a gamer." Phil is so weird the cop actually remembered him for how odd he is. How Phil even exists today is a miracle because he is so simple he cannot drive on the freeway, a place where cars just travel in a straight line. The reason why he talks to mommy every week is she checks if her retarded son is alive. This guy is so stupid he confessed live to 400-so people that he hoards cat shit in garbage bags in his garage amongst Styrofoam reaching the ceiling. (I am a massive hoarders enjoyer and this still horrifies me, I have been on a few hoarder calls with work and the smell must be horrifying. What is worse the roof in the garage is damaged meaning the smell permeates with the smell of mould. He also confirmed that they may store garbage in Khet's office SO THE SMELL IS IN THE HOUSE!!

So one unique quality of cat shit is that it actually causes insanity if exposed to constantly and it may be a possibility that these super unhinged segments as of late may be caused by constant exposure of 4 years to cat shit.

P.s. I have been following the guy for over a decade and I am beyond happy that we can finally stop the what if Phil is autistic, no he is just retarded.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

The whole argument about watching Phil directly or through a restream is kinda retarded because both have good arguments but also both really don't make much difference.
I personally prefer to not interact directly with Phil's chat because I don't have the patience to deal directly with the retards and wait for a chance to sneak-diss him and wait for my chance to get him to sperg out. Also, Phil is way too retarded to get when people are making fun of him. 80% of the time when people are making fun of him on his Q&As he doesn't even realize it, so you can't even be creative there because it's too much for Phil. I also think that acting like a dent "ironically" for weeks or months is not any different from being an actual dent, and I've always liked the rants and copes whenever Phil doesn't have viewers or people in chat because it exposes how it's just a dozen of literal retards who actually enjoy his content.

However, the value of people who intentionally set him up to go on a 20 minute rant is undeniable, the problem is that most people in Phil's chat don't know how to do it and just act like Jayde. People shitting on him when he's getting his ass kicked are also appreciated, but again, the pennies and whatever algorithm points he gains from ironic dents is not something I think is worth it. I think we'd have more gold dust from Phil if there wasn't any ironic dents and everybody was laughing at him on restreamers while he answers his favorite ice cream flavour again and yells at Derich for spamming. He'd eventually cope and count the restreamers as his own views whenever it's just Nightbot spam, though.

Anyhow, both don't really make much difference because the split is there. Some people want to get involved with the cow and others believe in just watching from a distance. In the end, the people who truly make a difference here (sadly) are the daily clippers and the restreamers since they influence the views and alleged income Phil feels entitled to. Some even are willing to support him to keep the show going. I've said it before, but it doesn't matter if you give Phil money, because we know he will always spend it and will keep begging for more. He could win the lotto and beg the following week. If years of the tranny donating thousands didn't put Phil in a position where one day of low tips aren't a major crisis, then you can bet that giving him $20 over the years won't do much either.

 

[detractorzer0]

The FOIA request was interesting because it shows how fucking retarded Phil is. I kid you not greeted the police on a fourth meeting saying "Hi, I'm a gamer." Phil is so weird the cop actually remembered him for how odd he is.

It also proves it isn't an act. He is the exact same person out in public. Down to every retarded tick.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I personally prefer to not interact directly with Phil's chat because I don't have the patience to deal directly with the retards and wait for a chance to sneak-diss him and wait for my chance to get him to sperg out. Also, Phil is way too retarded to get when people are making fun of him. 80% of the time when people are making fun of him on his Q&As he doesn't even realize it, so you can't even be creative there because it's too much for Phil. I also think that acting like a dent "ironically" for weeks or months is not any different from being an actual dent, and I've always liked the rants and copes whenever Phil doesn't have viewers or people in chat because it exposes how it's just a dozen of literal retards who actually enjoy his content.

Phil's chat is the main reason I've never gone to his actual streams. I just don't want to be a part of them. His North Korean-style cult chat where I'll eventually be banned for saying anything that's not kissing his ass. The ironic fan act is a waste of time. And I don't want to be around some of the faggots there who attend every stream like Kirk.

I agree with the general sentiment of never give anything to Phil because it makes his content worse. Money, views, anything, the best move is to not do it because he's always funniest when he's deprived.

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

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Edit: There is a date for that segment of the video in the description. "Oct 21 2010" It is almost certainly the high lead plates. I cannot stress the amount of lead in these plates, they generally test around 24,000 ppm with a safe level being 3 ppm.

As much sense as lead poisoned philliam makes as a concept there’s no way the doordash is hitting a plate, and if it does it’s made of paper.

 

[Comma]

Not even 20 minutes into the pre-stream, and he's already begging for support and guilt-tripping, urging people to "support" during the pre-stream because he's expecting "not much" from when he's playing Fallout 4. He's really upping the pressure on the sad, lonely individuals that feel obligated to open their velcro wallets.

Clip:

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He's now ranting about Lolcow Live, and how they're exploiting gullible people, which ties in nicely with the clip above:

This man has no self-awareness whatsoever.


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Jesus Christ, he just keeps going. IMMEDIATELY after calling people dumb for getting exploited for money, he rolled into a massive beg and guilt-trip about needing to raise money to buy Nintendo World Championships, and predicting today's stream "will probably be one of the slowest stream I've done":

You just can't make this shit up.

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He. Can't. Stop. Begging:

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

Not even 20 minutes into the pre-stream, and he's already begging for support and guilt-tripping, urging people to "support" during the pre-stream because he's expecting "not much" from when he's playing Fallout 4. He's really upping the pressure on the sad, lonely individuals that feel obligated to open their velcro wallets.

Clip:

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>Im not expecting much
>All I ask is that you give me money indefinitely so my life doesn’t spiral into financial ruin
>Is that really too much to ask for?

 

[San Dimas High School]

So the guy requested any police interaction with DSP for any reason and got those 3 interactions. Does this now prove that the tire theft was fake?

Sorry if this was answered in the video it was long and I kind of sped through what seemed relevant.

 

[PieceofShet]

SvC Chaos is wagequit and sent to banworld. Tomorrow he will play Nintendo World Championship instead!

 

[myone]

Does anybody here know what the fuck Dave means when he talks about "authentic Italian food"? He literally said something to the effect of "authentic like on the east coast". Does this dunce think the east coast of the US is italy? I'm losing my mind here.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Does anybody here know what the fuck Dave means when he talks about "authentic Italian food"? He literally said something to the effect of "authentic like on the east coast". Does this dunce think the east coast of the US is italy? I'm losing my mind here.

He thinks the place his mom took him to eat every week is the most authentic Italian food in the world. That's literally it lol.

 

[Oh Naggers]

P.s. I have been following the guy for over a decade and I am beyond happy that we can finally stop the what if Phil is autistic, no he is just retarded.

Why can’t he be both? Chris-chan is both.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Does anybody here know what the fuck Dave means when he talks about "authentic Italian food"? He literally said something to the effect of "authentic like on the east coast". Does this dunce think the east coast of the US is italy? I'm losing my mind here.

Everyone on the east coast thinks they're Italian and thinks authentic Italian food is spaghetti with maranara. When he says "I'm Italian" it just means to a normal person "I'm part Italian" and when he says "Authentic Italian" he means "Americanized slop". It'd be more weird if he came from where he did and said he wasn't Italian, honestly.

There's real life honest to goodness authentic to Italy food in Seattle of course, but it isn't what he's after.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

"No Drama" Phil going on about the Lolcow Podcast for over 10 minutes now, which you will see on Doody and company's channels shortly.

 

[johnkimble123]

Phil's perfect world is a chat of only like 5 or 6 people actively talking, and they're only discussing how great he is or mindlessly agreeing with whatever "brilliant" point he just made, and every night he hits his tip goal. Doesn't matter if he's only hitting it because of one person, he's getting his money and his ego boost, so he's happy. It's his equivalent of "making progress" in a video game. Even if it was the exact same 5 people in chat every time and one person donating, Phil would convince himself he's way more popular than he actually is.

This is 100% proven from the Stardew streams... lower total views but the loyal dummies that came were all about Stardew. Didn't hurt that a whale or 2 showed up as well.

And back to what others were saying... he's definitely declining year over year. At the very least, very stagnant, as inflation raised prices the last few years, it's not like he was growing as a channel (adding dead on arrival ideas does not count).

Main channel is struggling to stay over 500k views a month (June 2022 was 758k, June 2023 was 580k). Also you can tell that he's not gaining anything subscriber wise these days, looks to be about a 6k gain over the last year. Reacts just hit 4k gained in subscribers in 18 months, views aren't as important supposedly but the most hilarious thing is React content is already plateauing, going from 70-100k/month in views to 20-40k. Throwback peaked around 37k views and has dipped since to barely 20k/month.

Also can't forget that the mistitled Fallgout 1st video is probably the only thing that stopped the dip month to month.

 

[00R-Gundam]

If inflation keeps hitting or if khet health worsen(it will) he will be strapped for money and/or he will have to stream less in order to take care of her, because he wont pay for a nurse or if he does it will probably be a mexican lady that he can pay next to nothing for. At this point i think dsp hasnt realized how fucked he is in the later years. Mind you he doesnt think in long term but in short term. If he is comfortable now, then everything is good and tomorrow doesnt matter. If he has to make payments, he will do them at the lowest payment possible. He half asses everything and doesnt have a plan.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Does anybody here know what the fuck Dave means when he talks about "authentic Italian food"? He literally said something to the effect of "authentic like on the east coast". Does this dunce think the east coast of the US is italy? I'm losing my mind here.

Phil thought carbonara is authentically made with cream cheese. He's a first class dunce.

Phil, just embrace your Polish roots and stop the Italian LARP.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Recently, I had the opportunity to be in Phil's area recently. So I got to experience the Pacific Northwest in the summer. The weather is nice and there are some good trails to hike outside of Seattle. However, where he lives sucks. He lives a few miles from SEATAC, it's like he got off the plane and looked for a house nearby without knowing the area.

Renton sucks. The mall he talks about near the airport is a mess. All the worst people from the US and abroad just got dumped in the area, and it shows! As much as he hates Asian-style people, they are everywhere around his area. In addition, the cost of living is awful. Just a basic meal out will run you $30. He really picked a dumb area to live.

You came to Washington when the weather was nice, however, most of the year, the days are usually gray and the people follow the DSP rules of ADL's: showering every few days and being a straight up jackass to people that fall in love with the PNW. The "Seattle freeze" is a REAL thing!

That said, Renton does suck. Phil literally got off the plane, went *Snort* "Uh, this place doesn't have a state income tax. Where do I sign?" As far as the Asian style people, Jesus Christ, you can throw a rock and hit a Pajeet that works at Microsoft, will think he's hotter than a e-thot with a army of simps. As far as the other chingy chang wangs, yes, they're just as bad as the Pajeets with the same level of DSP entitlement, minus the begging online. I wish Phil would accidently drive to Aurora Ave and tell the working girls "Uh, I'm married, dood!" *Snort* Truth be told, Washington sucks dick! It's expensive as all hell, the people are DSP level entitled, and there's no point in moving there unless you have a job offer that's gonna pay you a ridiculous amount of money.

I still don't understand his hate boner for New England, as the only people that has lived on the West Coast was his uncle that his family really didn't talk to - I believe it was his dad's brother, as he got into trouble out there and he lived in Arizona - along with his aunt. The one that he inherited gout from, she lived in Washington, and she used to tell Phil about how she fell in love with the area. Everyone else either lived in CT or Florida. Phil had NO job or any purpose to move to Washington or any immediate family. The only person that actually made a life for themselves was PandaRee, but once she flew the pigpen, she got engaged to Chad, and is now a bunny mom. I still am of the belief he moved out there to Washington was to get away from his parents. They must've said something that bothered him, besides spending money like it was going out of style, and I do remember they brought up the issue of his spending when they went to his mature adult condo in Bridgeport and expressed concern for his spending. Keep in mind, he was spending money like a 90's rapper and he thought he was always going to be on top.

That said, Phil said this gem earlier today:

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

SvC Chaos is wagequit and sent to banworld. Tomorrow he will play Nintendo World Championship instead!

"I don't want to be Mr. Views!"

 

[Digger10]

Not even 20 minutes into the pre-stream, and he's already begging for support and guilt-tripping, urging people to "support" during the pre-stream because he's expecting "not much" from when he's playing Fallout 4. He's really upping the pressure on the sad, lonely individuals that feel obligated to open their velcro wallets.

Clip:

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EDIT:

He's now ranting about Lolcow Live, and how they're exploiting gullible people, which ties in nicely with the clip above:

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This man has no self-awareness whatsoever.


EDIT:

Jesus Christ, he just keeps going. IMMEDIATELY after calling people dumb for getting exploited for money, he rolled into a massive beg and guilt-trip about needing to raise money to buy Nintendo World Championships, and predicting today's stream "will probably be one of the slowest stream I've done":

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You just can't make this shit up.

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He. Can't. Stop. Begging:

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This guy's more demanding than an Eastern European landlord.