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Harm said:
Double-checked and you're correct for adult men. I had the amount adult men should get in a day confused with women, who need over twice as much.

So if you eat 16 eggs in a day then you're good on iron, men. Start gulping.
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I mean theoretically, anyone doing any heavy exercise (such as high school athletes) should be on an adult diet. Elsewise you're never building any serious muscle mass.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
Yes but he might actually have bought it because of the meme!!! I want to believe.
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I'm out of gorilla feed right now so I've been upping my squirrel feed intake. The macros are amazing

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Lidl Drip said:
You better deliver on the gorilla feed when you run out of squirrel nuts!!!
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How long have you known me lady? I do what I want and have no problem telling others about it.

The modern food industry is overpriced. I have never gotten sick from supplementing with animal feed and if anything, it has only made me stronger
 
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Gaston would not lie to me about the nutritional benefits of eggs.
PyrrhicRustle said:
No, the vast majority, and I mean 99.999% of eggs are lost in ways other than menstruation, if a woman doesn’t menstruate in a month the egg that would have been that egg is just lost with the other 1000 eggs she loses that month naturally. It isn’t like the body saves the egg and tacks on another cycle at the end, that’s not how women’s bodies work.
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That sounds awfully fucking convenient, oh, women have a tremendous amount of eggs but they just "lose" them, despite the price of eggs being such a recent controversy. I think there's a big conspiracy and there's great big vaults of eggs just like the government cheese, that the hyperwealthy are gathering to deny all the omelettes and carbonara to anybody but themselves.

Anyways regarding MREs I don't know if they've changed this aspect of them but they're not really good for your digestion to subsist on for a long period of time. By which I mean if you eat nothing but mres for a while you will literally shit bricks. You will pass the finished product of primitive cultures' building materials, indistinguishable from walls erected weeks ago.
 
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Null, a while ago in a MATI episode you mentioned you wanted to make a MATI tiktok with peoples favorite bits. Are you still entertaining the idea or is your stuff too long form, channels like elyssa clips already cover it, and/or are you too busy?
I still think it would be a fun idea, like the joshcore stuff. I imagine your Ralph and Patrick impersonations would be perfect
 
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Freezard said:
By which I mean if you eat nothing but mres for a while you will literally shit bricks. You will pass the finished product of primitive cultures' building materials, indistinguishable from walls erected weeks ago.
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They're deliberately formulated that way because diarrhea in the field can kill you, either from dehydration or because you're unable to respond to an attack quickly because you're shitting all the time.
 
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Freezard said:
Anyways regarding MREs I don't know if they've changed this aspect of them but they're not really good for your digestion to subsist on for a long period of time. By which I mean if you eat nothing but mres for a while you will literally shit bricks. You will pass the finished product of primitive cultures' building materials, indistinguishable from walls erected weeks ago.
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You have no idea what it's like to consistently shit bricks until you are a kratom addict. You get the constipation of opioids plus the fiber effect of eating literal powdered leaves. When you break 100g/d you will be shitting once a week and have basically permanent hemorrhoids. You are better off on smack tbh
 
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TingoFranDingo said:
Null, a while ago in a MATI episode you mentioned you wanted to make a MATI tiktok with peoples favorite bits. Are you still entertaining the idea or is your stuff too long form, channels like elyssa clips already cover it, and/or are you too busy?
I still think it would be a fun idea, like the joshcore stuff. I imagine your Ralph and Patrick impersonations would be perfect
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I would love it if someone who really knew editing could help butcher the long form videos into previews to filter through to other platforms, both for YT and IG/TT.
 
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