Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[gogeta77]

Kneel.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Boglim Chronicles was in his live earlier trying to stir up a beef between Cobra-Clone and the Rele-Cobra,

I knew it. It's bizarre the kiwi's ability to sniff out gayops with deadly precision. I legitimately only watched ~30 seconds of his latest video "thank you for being my friends" or whatever it's called and I knew discord faggotry was in the works. BogChronFaggot is a proven poz loading faggot who constantly shit touches, I pray to skygod that Cobra learns how to DCMA.

 

[Dope Cat]

This content drought has led me to realise why the discord zoomie cowtippers all love fucking with schizos like Daniel Larson.

Any normal person faced with doordashing and wellness checks would immediately shut it down. Even someone who is not normal and extremely obstinate like Josh has retreated from streaming. This is why they're the cancer that kills the content.

But if you have someone who has absolutely no impulse control, no distinction between reality and fiction, who is willing to be record themselves 24 hours a day, then you can buddy troll and swat and invite them to do illegal shit all you want and they'll still keep coming I guess.

True, but I think that some of the living freak shows like Daniel Larson actually enjoy the trolling in some weird way, it gives them meaning in their pointless lives and it makes them feel "famous".

What's the update on the NAL situation? They're still an item?

 

[Bilbo Boglims]

We got a new story time from cobes!

 

[Jobama]

We got a new story time from cobes!

Another 3am video. Does Josh always stay up this late?

 

[Retreaded Tire]

BETTER NOT BE UPLOADING AT 3AM BOY!

He shouts out Danny Filth’s birthday. We got a brand new drink combo: Cobra’s tropical Taco Bell blast. It consists of Howler head banana whiskey, Baja Blast, and mango fiesta tea from Taco Bell.

Is that some kind of vape-pipe?

 

[8mm Cunningham]

Another 3am video. Does Josh always stay up this late?

This video was gold. He revealed the gas station he walks to is a chain that sells knives. He also told us that people are dropping by and he is doxed. What a dent head.

 

[lottalove]

We got a new story time from cobes!

These are on FB about the haunted cemetery he talks about, where he went to with his friends

 

[Cecil Harvey]

These are on FB about the haunted cemetery he talks about, where he went to with his friends
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Wait, he went to the cemetery with an of age, consenting, female? NAL isn't gonna be too happy.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Wait, he went to the cemetery with an of age, consenting, female? NAL isn't gonna be too happy.

Was likely a couple you can see a dude laying down in one of the pics also. Not saying that NAL won't rageout about it anyways though the chick even wore fishnets.

 

[WhoCares666]

Wait, he went to the cemetery with an of age, consenting, female? NAL isn't gonna be too happy.

I heard they had crazy sex afterwards.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I heard they had crazy sex afterwards.

And Josh told her where the secret money stash was.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Wait, he went to the cemetery with an of age, consenting, female? NAL isn't gonna be too happy.

I’m more surprised he went outside, tbh. That’s a momentous occasion for him.

 

[JaneThough]

Boglim Chronicles was in his live earlier trying to stir up a beef between Cobra-Clone and the Rele-Cobra, telling him that kingcobrajfs was talking shit about him to bait him into talking shit. I am sure he reads this thread, so hey, boglim chronicles, Dont be a faggot and try to gayop a beef between these two so you can make ad revenue off them.

Edit: I have been calling him Cobra-Clone but I think Christian-Cobra might be more fitting
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I thought it was Liquid Cobes

 

[Healthy Boy Brand]

I'm just happy to see he's outside his prefab crypt for a change.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

"I'm 33 years old... I can buy a knife if I want to..." he muttered aloud. "With a bike you can go anywhere." Love and Vanity echoed from the headphones hanging from his neck.

 

[biggacracka]

"With a bike you can go anywhere."

*Weather permittable

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Edit: I have been calling him Cobra-Clone but I think Christian-Cobra might be more fitting
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Hahaha. I love how Liquid Cobra's glasses make his eyes look much smaller, while Solid Cobra's make him look bug eyed. It's the small details toobz.

 

[bonified retard]

"I'm 33 years old... I can buy a knife if I want to..." he muttered aloud. "With a bike you can go anywhere." Love and Vanity echoed from the headphones hanging from his neck.

Confronted for talking to himself in public, then fantasizing about getting them fired / doxxed as soon as he's home safe, just like his retard girlfriend. They really are perfect for each other.

It's pretty funny how he just shrugged off his door being bust open as ghosts following him home from the cemetery. Better not get your ps3 stolen by meth heads graveyard spirits, boy!

 

[ASeabear8952]

Boglim Chronicles was in his live earlier trying to stir up a beef between Cobra-Clone and the Rele-Cobra, telling him that kingcobrajfs was talking shit about him to bait him into talking shit. I am sure he reads this thread, so hey, boglim chronicles, Dont be a faggot and try to gayop a beef between these two so you can make ad revenue off them.

Edit: I have been calling him Cobra-Clone but I think Christian-Cobra might be more fitting
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Damn it I’m disappointed in Bog Chron. Too bad he’s the only guy clipping modern Cobes.

He’s trying to start shit:

BogChron is doing gayops to get Jesus Cobra to fight Satan Cobra? What do we know about BogChron IRL?

All I know about him is that he lives in Toronto.

These are on FB about the haunted cemetery he talks about, where he went to with his friends
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Cobes actually hung out with people? That’s good for the BOY.