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glass_houses said:
That was rejection, you moron. She basically told you that she didn't want to see you again outside of the group. She might have enjoyed your company during the game but she had absolutely no interest in jumping on your dick. Just because a woman positively interacts with you, it absolutely does not mean that she is romantically interested in you. She wasn't talking behind your back, she was telling the group that you gave her the creeps and that if she goes missing, they need to tell the cops on you.

As for the Discord group, if people wanted you there, they would have told you themselves and asked you where you were.

Here's ten dollars. If the vending machine is out of order, there's an entire supermarket open across the street.
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I’m an old MATI lady weighing in: you guys need to calm down. Everyone in the story was an adult and no one was forced into anything. An age gap of a whopping four years between consenting adults? Call the police!

What I’m seeing from you youngsters is a very EXHAUSTING (as you like to say) tendency to interpret every human interaction with as much bad faith as possible for clout. Living well is difficult and takes practice, show people some god damn grace. Especially the little autists.
 
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Zemblan Physics said:
I’m an old MATI lady weighing in: you guys need to calm down. Everyone in the story was an adult and no one was forced into anything. An age gap of a whopping four years between consenting adults? Call the police!

What I’m seeing from you youngsters is a very EXHAUSTING (as you like to say) tendency to interpret every human interaction with as much bad faith as possible for clout. Living well is difficult and takes practice, show people some god damn grace. Especially the little autists.
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Everything about the guy's own account of events says "girl uncomfortable". Glass_houses advice was more than fair. 22-year-old men are not 'little' autists in any sense of the word, especially to an 18 year old female.
 
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Some random pooner shit from Xitter.

Another delusional Grindr pooner looking for "gay" men who are into 2/10 chicks with hairy titties, chin pubes, and danger hair:
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Meanwhile, another pooner despairs as she realizes her place on the desirability totem pole:
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She's locked down atm because the GC gays discovered her tweet and started dogpiling on her. I might check in on her again when she comes out of hiding; seems like a source of much milk.

A random self-described pooner (no pics, so can't confirm) actually makes a reasonable observation about seething pooncels.
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Lastly, a rare exhibit of a pooner freaking out a troon with her weird sexual degeneracy:
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Nothing hotter than holding your man's dick while he takes a leak, amirite ladies?

This pupperdoon chick is a real trip, btw – might do a little dive post on her soon.

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Jesus God, it's like listening to a bunch of gossiping high school girls, except these are all adult women. Very masculine behavior from our little doods.
 
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Mr. Swanson you're never going to get anywhere if you approach people out of desperation and then act like they owe you something. From the outset you had a formula you wished to follow and are upset it didn't equate to what you wanted. That's not how dating works. You didn't even do this because you genuinely like the girl and her personality, it's very likely she was able to pick up on that. I don't even think a pooner trender deserves to be just a throwaway to someone actively looking for people who have reasons to "settle". Have more respect for yourself and any future GF.
 
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Nanashi no kiwi said:
Another delusional Grindr pooner looking for "gay" men who are into 2/10 chicks with hairy titties, chin pubes, and danger hair:
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In what world is that a 2?

How did we get from "girls should be able to work and be people I think" to "you need to treat girls who take testosterone and other hormones given to cancer patients, and grow gross body hair, and go bald at 20, and get surgery concieved to restore war vets who lost their genitals to a grenade, as heckling valid duderinos, cishet"
 
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Mellorine said:
Maybe I'm jumping the gun here, but YouTuber Izzzyzzz has been an ultra-feminine "they/them" for quite awhile: her videos cover girlish topics such as The Sims, cancelled doll lines, and lost princess flash games. She wears a different over-the-top makeup look in each video and films in a room full to the brim with Monster High dolls and Garfield plushies. And yet, she's persisted in claiming a non-binary identity. Despite the overwhelming Tumblr stench, I've found her videos enjoyable if you're interested in that corner of feminine internet history.

In her most recent video, she visibly has 'roid acne and a dirt stache stubble. Sad!

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I looked as closely as I could, but I can't make out any mustache. I think it's just a shadow. If she was on T, wouldn't her voice have dropped by the time she started growing facial hair?

Izzzyzzz definitely has a terminal case of "not like other girls", and is a prime example of the typical girl who would have identified as emo/scene back before the gender madness, but I think (hope?) she is too feminine to poon out. She seems to get a kick out of showing off her tits and flaunting her (most likely fake) bisexuality, so if she decided to jump onto the dysphoria bandwagon, she sure does a poor job of presenting it.

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The they/them bullshit is annoying, but at this point it's pretty much an unavoidable phase that most e-girls will go through. The only question is how far. If she actually decides to take the poon pill, I don't think I'll be able to stomach watching her videos anymore because I don't get a kick out of young girls broadcasting their self-harm.
 
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BeaArthurKin said:
I looked as closely as I could, but I can't make out any mustache. I think it's just a shadow. If she was on T, wouldn't her voice have dropped by the time she started growing facial hair?
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She's got a persistent shadow on her chin and upper lip that looks half-hidden with make-up, the likes of which I've never seen on her other content. As I said, I may be jumping the gun, hell I really hope I'm wrong, but it was bugging the hell out of me when I tried to watch her most recent video.

I don't know when the voice drops on typical pooner HRT, but I know a lot of enby types go on lower doses of testosterone, which seems to give them more or less PCOS symptoms: pube beard, thinning hair, acne, fatness, etc without any change to voice.
 
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