Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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Looking back at the last few pages, I see that constant, peculiarly American theme that an 18 year old woman should, nay, must be infantilised and treated as if she's utterly incapable of making her own decisions. This is the same idiocy that I've seen in social media groups about the tv series Community, where people get IRL mad about anyone who says Annie is attractive, because "she's only 18!!!", despite the actress who played the character being in her twenties at the time. I've never seen anyone other than Americans expressing these ideas. In every other country in the world, it would be extremely normal for a 22 year old to be dating an 18 year old.
P/L: when I was 17, I used to fuck an older woman who lived up the street from me. I certainly didn't feel victimised.

Anyway:
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I'm half black
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^ There's your answer.

Glowzigger said:
Transgenderism is absolutely haram in my country for the foreseeable future, but if ever shit goes down I will be the first to rob pooners for free testosterone to upgrade my pubic hair beard
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Glory to Russia.
 
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(The REAL) Jack Torrance said:
But genuine question, considering she describes herself as a "femme non-binary", should I be posting these elsewhere? She is on T and she just looks so much like the pooner meme... but I'm open to suggestions if she belongs elsewhere.
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Pooners identifying as wacky neo-genders is par for the course really, it's less about becoming identical to a normal man in every respect, and more about escaping womanhood. So many of them will go on testosterone, get the tit chop, change their girly birth names, but at the same time list their pronouns as "he/they/it/fae" and rename themselves to the typical "trans" names (Aiden, Kai, Finn etc.) so yeah, a lot of pooners are genderspecial too. The term theyfab (they/them + AFAB) was created for that reason.
 
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A young pooner is trying some DIY facial surgery.
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Obligatory weird high school fantasies:
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>>>makes cuts in the corners of her mouth for muh gender euphoria
>>>wishes she could have been in more fights in elementary school

What I'm hearing is that she needs to take a trip to Glasgow and pick a fight with the roughest-looking fellow she can find. Then she can kill two birds with one stone!

Also, it's clear she grew up in a nice (i.e., primarily white) area if she thinks girls don't get into fights. You only need to see one or two vids of girl fights from ghetto inner city schools to know hood bitches don't play around.
 
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STARS158 said:
what the fuck 😵‍💫

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Lady, I am twice your age and a card carrying, dress wearing, XX having woman. And there is absolutely no doubt in my cisgendered, bigoted, shitlord mind that I can bend your twiggy, useless, unmuscled, untrained body into a fucking pretzel, because morons like you think that a fight comes down to how well you posture and how much conviction you have in your heart... as opposed to knowing what you're doing and when it's time to back the fuck down.

You're a garden variety, wannabe poser who relies on societal disapproval of violence against women in order to swagger about and shoot off your mouth. A gentle warning slap would be all that's needed to make you cry like the pathetic, flimsy, whining little bitch that you are.

You are not the bear.

You certainly couldn't protect anyone from one.

You are nothing but a joke and an embarrassment to the human species.

At some point you're going to mouth off at the wrong person, and the only thing you'll be able to defend yourself is shriek "Bigot!" as they beat you into red mush and smear you all over the ground for stray cat food.

You are the embodiment of hubris and at some point, you will get what you deserve.
 
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Iron Jaguar said:
Looking back at the last few pages, I see that constant, peculiarly American theme that an 18 year old woman should, nay, must be infantilised and treated as if she's utterly incapable of making her own decisions. This is the same idiocy that I've seen in social media groups about the tv series Community, where people get IRL mad about anyone who says Annie is attractive, because "she's only 18!!!", despite the actress who played the character being in her twenties at the time. I've never seen anyone other than Americans expressing these ideas. In every other country in the world, it would be extremely normal for a 22 year old to be dating an 18 year old.
P/L: when I was 17, I used to fuck an older woman who lived up the street from me. I certainly didn't feel victimised.

Anyway:

^ There's your answer.


Glory to Russia.
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Can you faggots go one thread without bitching about fucking 18 year olds?
 
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A young pooner is trying some DIY facial surgery.
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Want to know how I got these scars Li'l Pooner?
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Iron Jaguar said:
Looking back at the last few pages, I see that constant, peculiarly American theme that an 18 year old woman should, nay, must be infantilised and treated as if she's utterly incapable of making her own decisions. This is the same idiocy that I've seen in social media groups about the tv series Community, where people get IRL mad about anyone who says Annie is attractive, because "she's only 18!!!", despite the actress who played the character being in her twenties at the time. I've never seen anyone other than Americans expressing these ideas. In every other country in the world, it would be extremely normal for a 22 year old to be dating an 18 year old.
P/L: when I was 17, I used to fuck an older woman who lived up the street from me. I certainly didn't feel victimised.

Anyway:

^ There's your answer.


Glory to Russia.
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Yeah it’s weird. When I was in High School, not even that long ago, and saw 17-18 year old girls hop in some 22 year old dudes car, I sure as fuck didn’t sperg about age gap relationships and predators.

I reckon it’s partly a weird American thing (with 21 somehow being kinda thought of as ACTUAL adulthood) and partly sign of the times. Sometimes it feels like there’s a wave of this weird puritan/infantilizing shit going on.

People spend too much time behind screens and not enough in the real world.
 
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Marche said:
But so do so many other pooners, there are quite a lot of examples of onlyfans to poonering while also still being "femme" post pooner
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I'm not sure exactly how to describe it, but maybe it's just the level of hypocrisy? More often than not, it seems like pooners and other genderspecials are shameless exhibitionists. But at least with women like Izzzyzzz, there isn't also that double standard of whining about how your dysphoria makes you suicidal while posting your 200th selfie of the day.
 
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Anasa Tristis said:
That one made me gasp. What these lost girls will do to themselves, prompted by their mad fixations, is horrifying. She's not even out of high school. Has anyone, any adult, any peer, noticed what she's been up to with that?
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In 2001, she'd be the cliched anorexic who cuts herself whenever her mother's latest boyfriend shoves his hand down her knickers. Same people, same illness, slightly different manifestation, nothing changes, and no one who matters gives a fuck.
 
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Anasa Tristis said:
That one made me gasp. What these lost girls will do to themselves, prompted by their mad fixations, is horrifying. She's not even out of high school. Has anyone, any adult, any peer, noticed what she's been up to with that?
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Check her out on Reddit. There was another post where she’s talking about wanting to get a rotdog installed when she turns 18.
 
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