Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[OtherLastTrainHome]

If he goes into the wrong pub and opens his mouth, he'll get glassed.

that's good news. he only goes to bars to sit fatly alone and pretend to be important on the shxitter.

 

[OffTopic]

long time lurker, first time caller.

why does Fat announce his convention visits knowing full well the pests are going to call in threats and get him banned? why doesn't he just stealthily go, network, speak, and then talk about it afterwards?

sure, pests could monitor speaker schedules for various conventions and keep an eye out for his name on the roster, but it would still add a layer of protection

There's a uniquely deranged psychology behind it.
He knows exactly what will happen, but in his mind this is his way of documenting it when it does happen.

He wants people to see him get trolled. It's a victimhood spectacle. Rick wants to be both the victim and the hero at the same time.

Or it's just his humiliation ritual.
Dude I dunno. He's drunk most of the time.

 

[Morethanabitfoolish]

If he goes into the wrong pub and opens his mouth, he'll get glassed

Funnier and highly possible thing is that he gets banged up thanks to Humza's idiot hate speech law. Given it's ludicrously open ended and Patrick spams his face, location and idiot thoughts onto the internet every five seconds he would be a rare case where they could get him.

 

[MajinGoku]

How has the pig not realize that the name "Prongay" is a play on words for gay porn. He keeps proving himself more retarded by the day.

 

[Cactuar King]

How has the pig not realize that the name "Prongay" is a play on words for gay porn. He keeps proving himself more retarded by the day.

The fat isn't just in his body, its in his brain too.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’m excited for all of the new rakes Pat is about to step on internationally. I wonder how many times he’ll take to X, the platform Elon owns, to shit on the food. I’m sure he’ll think his digs at haggis (delicious btw) are examples of original wit.

 

[break these cuffs]

It's a victimhood spectacle. Rick wants to be both the victim and the hero at the same time.

That's what has been lionized in the mainstream media for a decade or more at this point. X, Y, Z is a horrible victim of racism, sexism, etc but they are the bravest fiercest warrior who ever lived just for existing. Rick is just too stupid to understand that he has to troon out for people to tell him how stunning brave he is.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

A fun pastime is to go on his xitter with replies on and make a wager on how low you scroll until you see either stalker, child, or Leslie. Sometimes it's 1 retweet or xeet, once I got to five because he was on a retweet spree.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Rick is just too stupid to understand that he has to troon out for people to tell him how stunning brave he is.

EXCUSE YOU. Their name is Jen.

 

[grey area]

Pig lives for this shit. The courts should consider his conduct in the greater scheme of things as he's pretty much complicit at this stage. Pat is an anti-social, amoral piece of shit who thrives on threatening behaviour and any type of attention.

I only hope some Glaswegian throws him off Finnieston Crane after being glassed.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Fuck off. You aren't even a real Fatposter. If you were, you'd have made sea pepperoni of all the problem children and offered it to the other passengers.

Holy fuck that made me laugh.

"Have you seen my kid Dar'Queeshan?"

"Sure haven't. Can I interest you in some pepperoni?"

A Glasgow smile would certainly improve his looks.

Are there even enough traditional Scots left there to give him a proper one?

why does Fat announce his convention visits knowing full well the pests are going to call in threats and get him banned? why doesn't he just stealthily go, network, speak, and then talk about it afterwards?

Because he's as much of a narcissist as he is a fat faggot with bitch tits.

Will he sample the local culture and turn an African into haggis?

I love haggis. It saddened me to think of Fat Man-Pig being in any way involved in its production.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

How has the pig not realize that the name "Prongay" is a play on words for gay porn. He keeps proving himself more retarded by the day.

The height of his wit was creating a character literally named first name last name. He would only realize it is an anagram for gay porn if the guys name was porn, gay.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I don’t know if you guys have heard about this, but Pat is a fat fucking liar.



I sure hope none of those Redditors put him on blast about this publicly — say, on X (the platform Elon owns). That might upset Patty, and he’s an especially sensitive boy.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Glasgow is big, rough, poor and dangerous. Most people there are hardcore socialists who don't give a shit about liberal causes, fearsome Scottish nationalists who hate Americans just as much as they hate the English, or both. They just kicked their own Scottish National Party to the kerb at the last election because they cared more about immigrants and troons than they did the white working class. If he goes into the wrong pub and opens his mouth, he'll get glassed.

They sound like a lovely bunch to get along with. A pint and a platter sounds great.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Pat is now a lowly moderator like Paul Weimer. He’s got nothing to promote and his last writing credit is half a decade old. Oh dear.

Panel moderators are supposed to ask interesting questions of the panelists. You don’t need Miss Cleo to predict this greasy ham is going to give repeated monologues instead of ensuring a lively conversation among the people who were invited there to share their own viewpoints.

 

[Meriasek]

Will he sample the local culture and turn an African into haggis?

It's the UK m8, he'll use local ingredients (i.e. Pakis and Jeets).

 

[Uncle Buck]

EXCUSE YOU. Their name is Jen.

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[John Andrews Stan]

It's the UK m8, he'll use local ingredients (i.e. Pakis and Jeets).

I hope he tags along on a group outing for a curry, where someone challenges him to prove his mettle by ordering the Infernal Vindaloo Double Chilli. You know he’d feel he had no choice but to do so. Then he’ll either puke up his spleen or run crying from the table, possibly both.

Damn I’m getting mad there isn’t a camera crew following his fat ass over there.

 

[Meriasek]

I hope he tags along on a group outing for a curry, where someone challenges him to prove his mettle by ordering the Infernal Vindaloo Double Chilli. You know he’d feel he had no choice but to do so. Then he’ll either puke up his spleen or run crying from the table, possibly both.

Damn I’m getting mad there isn’t a camera crew following his fat ass over there.

It'd just show his fat ass sitting alone at a bar fax-pas-ing his way through bong culture (like graciously giving tips or being a fat obnoxious Murrcan) and tweeting about all the imaginary things he's totally doing.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

RICK IS HEADED FOR WORLDCON24!

Is this the same WorldCon that has rules so strict that George RR Martin got barred from being a speaker at? If so, then it's going to be interesting once the organizers some how find out about Fatrick's history. That is if the OnA people get into contact with event organizers.