Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

This. It's textbook Pat. He's gonna fat-finger the hotel Wi-fi password (see: "Beforem Defelct Eneded Fuckong Furures Hopless Inwas Isbhow Theor Whrn Withebers Ymunkoke") and unwittingly end up on cellular data the whole time.

Then the lawsuit threats are gonna start flying to @Samsung and @Android and @Marriott. Remember this is the guy who took his phone swimming in a Mexican bat cave and tried to blame the manufacturer for his fat-brainedness.
>Fat fingers typing
>"Ymunkoke1245"
>"ROOM SERVICE" squealed the fat piggy.

>After several minutes, one of the employees shows up and asked "What seems to be the problem?"
>"The Wi-fi password your business gave me is wrong... and I urgently need to use Twitter, please give me the correct password, little one"
>"Did you try guest1234?", asked the worker.
>

>"You do not LISTEN, child. I just said I tried that. What you have is a mental illness, please get that checked out", squealed the pig.
>"Sir don't be rude, I'm trying to help you", replied the worker.
>"You have been instructed MANY of THOUSANDS of times to follow simple directions, baby child.... continuing to fail to do so constitutes as a felony, enjoy prison."
>"Alright goodbye sir", said the worker as he left the room.
>

>"COME BACK HERE!!! I AM NOT DONE LECTURING YOU, I WILL SUE YOU STALKER CHILD. ENJOY PRISON!"
 
If he was smart enough to understand the implications, he'd get way madder than fatrick or rick (which I think he hates rick because of fatrick, which apparently (loremasters, chime in) is actually of his own invention, or at least his own reporting; I don't think the pests used fatrick until he used it on himself, preferring the more majestic "fat faggot with bitch tits".
Yeah "Fatrick" comes from him writing "gay virgin Fatrick" on his garage.
Alas, I doubt he knows much more than "daddy was a Protestant who likes orange", but we can hope.
 
Why the fuck is Scotland so pozzed?
Complicated answer, but most of it actually isn't. The "central belt" running from Glasgow to Edinburgh and containing about 2/3 of the population used to be massively industrial, and therefore was a big player in the early Union movement. From that came a Scottish tradition of lefty politics that got stronger in the 80s after Margaret Thatcher decided to use it as a testbed for her most psychotic policies. Partly due to Thatcher, but mostly due to globalisation, Scotland's industry started to die and the Trade Union Labour movement was replaced with benefits and drugs, making it a leftist client state.

The North of Scotland is very un-pozzed because its economy depends on the oil industry and it's full of hyper-Protestant Celtic wildmen who hate anyone who isn't exactly like them. When the South went for Socialism, the North formed the Scottish National Party, seeking independence from the UK. Initially it wasn't a very left-wing party, but when Tony Blair created the Scottish Parliament and sold Labour's Socialist soul to the neolibs, the SNP swooped to hoover up the entire North of the Country. They also took Glasgow after Labour stopped caring about the working class. They dominated the Scottish parliament and Scotland's seats in the national parliament for the last 20 years. Their dominance let a small group of shitlibs, headed by Nicola Sturgeon, to stage a coup and take over the party, deposing the previous leader Alex Salmond and even altering the statute of limitations on sex crimes in Scotland to frame him for rape.

Edinburgh, being the capital and full of art school faggots and its pretentious festival, was the mainstay of the shitlibs, and given that the SNP leadership never left it, they thought that everyone agreed with them and anyone who didn't would vote for them anyway. So they started with the ridiculous hate crime legislation and troonery, but that, combined with an embezzlement scandal that saw Sturgeon arrested, caused them to be massacred in the recent election because they abandoned both the Glasgow working class and the Far North wildmen weefree Celts.

The people of Scotland aren't that pozzed, but their government is. Or it was, before it lost its majority at Holyrood and in Westminster. Labour is unlikely to row back on the insanity given that Keir Starmer is a Satanist Neolib in the Tony Blair mould, but it doesn't reflect most people.
 
Also, Glasgow is about 60% Catholic, if those pictures of Rick dressing up as an Orange Order protestant for St. Paddy's day (which he bravely did without leaving his house as I recall) were to be spread by the pests while he's there, things could get really spicy for him. Not that I would suggest they do that. That would be mean.
plus, both Rangers and Celtic are playing that weekend, which could make things "interesting" either way
The North of Scotland is very un-pozzed because its economy depends on the oil industry and it's full of hyper-Protestant Celtic wildmen who hate anyone who isn't exactly like them. When the South went for Socialism, the North formed the Scottish National Party, seeking independence from the UK. Initially it wasn't a very left-wing party, but when Tony Blair created the Scottish Parliament and sold Labour's Socialist soul to the neolibs, the SNP swooped to hoover up the entire North of the Country. They also took Glasgow after Labour stopped caring about the working class. They dominated the Scottish parliament and Scotland's seats in the national parliament for the last 20 years. Their dominance let a small group of shitlibs, headed by Nicola Sturgeon, to stage a coup and take over the party, deposing the previous leader Alex Salmond and even altering the statute of limitations on sex crimes in Scotland to frame him for rape.
there's also the south-west (Kilmarnock, Ayr and the coastal towns down to Stranraer), which is very old-fashioned, very rural, and physically and culturally closer to Ireland than the central belt; compared to reality in the area, media depictions of Bongland in general may as well be those of a foreign country
 
Nothing on Earth is worth moving to Glasgow.
I was essentially going to get paid to go to the University of Edinburgh, but I found it just wasn't enough to be away from family and their apartments are smaller than what I saw in Japan. Like their ovens in their apartments were large enough to bake one loaf of bread, Two burners, one being too small to do anything on, a fridge that had enough room for two 2L cokes, and a tub I couldn't even lay in, not even a shower. I don't care what people say, living there would have been no better than living in Russia after the USSR fell. Twenty years later and I still think it's still the same and wont change my mind. Maybe Glasgow is different, but the people seem terrible.
 
I was essentially going to get paid to go to the University of Edinburgh, but I found it just wasn't enough to be away from family and their apartments are smaller than what I saw in Japan. Like their ovens in their apartments were large enough to bake one loaf of bread, Two burners, one being too small to do anything on, a fridge that had enough room for two 2L cokes, and a tub I couldn't even lay in, not even a shower. I don't care what people say, living there would have been no better than living in Russia after the USSR fell. Twenty years later and I still think it's still the same and wont change my mind. Maybe Glasgow is different, but the people seem terrible.
Glasgow is a depressing shithole that looks like witches cursed it or something. I've been to Chicago before and it felt cheery in comparison.
 
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bill gluckman is down with the bitches and the hoes. I love Malibu’s Milwaukee’s Most Wanted fat.
 
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I know many minorities who are proud to show off their heritage. Hell you can go to Pits Park and see Hispanic people taking pride in their culture every day and it's not just them in that neighbourhood but many many others and they're all proud of who they are. Even if it starts fights as not all of them get along.

Fuck this fat retard. If he knows any minorities who think that low of themselves than it's likely they're the type who are afraid of their own shadows. This guy wouldn't be caught dead in a place like Civil Liberties. I've found it's a great place to meet random people from all corners of the earth. Then again he wouldn't know a good cocktail, all he knows is a good cock through a gloryhole.

I also wouldn't vote for someone who likely shit on the White House lawn given her 50% street shitter blood. She also had a terrible turn over rate when it came to working for her. She also has no kids and she didn't find anyone until her what? 50's, so she has no place talking about families either.
 
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bill gluckman is down with the bitches and the hoes. I love Malibu’s Milwaukee’s Most Wanted fat.
Patrick actually knows something? Goddamn, I'm impressed!
Probably learned it when the niglets started speaking English to him telling him they didn't want to become pepperoni.
Not true. They were using it on the subreddit. Patso was first though.
I might be misreading this, I was saying that Pat was the first to call himself "Fatrick". Was that not right?
 
Patrick actually knows something? Goddamn, I'm impressed!
What makes this especially cringeworthy is that code switching is a very well known phenomenon that Pat blacksplains like he discovered it himself.

Who are these black friends he claims to have? The rapist Kelly Lee Williams and Ooga the Sniffler, neither of whom live within 1000 miles of him?

Pathetic toerag.

a fridge that had enough room for two 2L cokes
I grew up mostly in the UK and only had cold sodie pop when we were in the US. The valuable real estate in those fridges is for non-perishables like milk and lettuce. At least the eggs don’t go in the fridge in the UK since their chickens are vaccinated and the eggs unwashed, so the shell’s protective cuticle remains in place. Putting Bri’ish eggs in the fridge can actually allow salmonella to get in them.
 
These NPCs see absolutely everything through the lens of race. As well as being extremely obnoxious, it’s also fucking stupid. They don’t even have thoughts, just firmware updates.
NPCs in general seem to spend all their time running around thinking other people have their personal anxieties and obsessions.
 
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