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- Apr 24, 2023
>Fat fingers typingThis. It's textbook Pat. He's gonna fat-finger the hotel Wi-fi password (see: "Beforem Defelct Eneded Fuckong Furures Hopless Inwas Isbhow Theor Whrn Withebers Ymunkoke") and unwittingly end up on cellular data the whole time.
Then the lawsuit threats are gonna start flying to @Samsung and @Android and @Marriott. Remember this is the guy who took his phone swimming in a Mexican bat cave and tried to blame the manufacturer for his fat-brainedness.
>"Ymunkoke1245"
>"ROOM SERVICE" squealed the fat piggy.
>After several minutes, one of the employees shows up and asked "What seems to be the problem?"
>"The Wi-fi password your business gave me is wrong... and I urgently need to use Twitter, please give me the correct password, little one"
>"Did you try guest1234?", asked the worker.
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>"You do not LISTEN, child. I just said I tried that. What you have is a mental illness, please get that checked out", squealed the pig.
>"Sir don't be rude, I'm trying to help you", replied the worker.
>"You have been instructed MANY of THOUSANDS of times to follow simple directions, baby child.... continuing to fail to do so constitutes as a felony, enjoy prison."
>"Alright goodbye sir", said the worker as he left the room.
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>"COME BACK HERE!!! I AM NOT DONE LECTURING YOU, I WILL SUE YOU STALKER CHILD. ENJOY PRISON!"