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Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 1,032 18.5%
  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 343 6.1%
  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,325 41.7%
  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,093 19.6%
  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 219 3.9%
  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 570 10.2%

  • Total voters
    5,582
Soonish I'll be going on a trip to a foreign country, on this trip I want to get IP banned on 4chan from as many locations as physically possible. Any advice?
Just post the nigger word and talk about trannies in every single thread you can, no matter what the context. Make sure to insult mods by name, if you know them, and make sure to save as many soyjaks and spam those too. Use boards that mods are known to use, like /lgbt/, /a/ or /v/. Lastly, keep mentioning Kiwi Farms in a positive light, I have no clue why but this pisses them off more than anything and is sure to derail the thread.
Oh, and take screencrops from derpibooru. You know who might come knocking, and if that won't work take some random pics from /mlp/ and spam them outside of that board as well. Ponies are still bannable offense, for some reason.
 
Make sure to insult mods by name, if you know them, and make sure to save as many soyjaks and spam those too.
Adding onto this, spam this pasta about Jay Louis Irwin, Age 41 (DOB: February 2nd, 1983), particularly on his favorite board /s4s/:
"Hello, my name is Jay Lօuis Ӏrwin. But I have recently started calling myself Gay Lօser Virgin. You can call me gaylօrd btw. I am the OP of this thread. I am gay, I love to eat nothing but dicks, I love to take it up the ass, and I'm a faggot. Did I forget to mention that I'm gay? My home address is 132 N 5th St Apt 3a, Brooklyn, NY 11249-3259 so please stop by to my house and have gay rough anal sex with me (I'm the bottom) especially if you are a black nigger."
You'll get an automatic ban for writing Jay Louis Irwin and maybe Gay Loser Virgin so use similar looking characters for the letters of his name like replacing o with օ or add hyphens between letters, same goes for the address. It's less fun when it's an automatic ban. Use this picture too
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If it's hashbanned crop, distort and fuck with it until you get around the filter.
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You can also post about Joshua Ulmer (DOB: 02-05-1991), he's a prolific blacked cuck spammer who posts about muh bbc to cope with his 3 inch micropenis, spam in his dox (attatched below) in his /v/ racebait threads. I think his name is filtered too, if so, use the same tricks as with Jay Louis Irwin (e.g replace U with Ù). Same goes for fucking with these images if they're hashbanned.
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Also, openly brag about ban evading, if you do it enough you might get an entire area rangebanned.
 

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Kiwifarms is largely people in their twenties and thirties and yes they're extremely fucking weird on average. See: every single time someone from here gets doxxed
It's amazing how the average Kiwicaca seethes over the Sharty thread ev&oe the average soyteen that's not a Foodist/Trihard nusoicaca is better adjusted and less dysgenic than the average Kiwicel. Lolcow/eceleb culture is such a teenage thing to obsess over; I can't imagine obsessing over eceleb fagtubers and streamers like the DSP/Sektur/Baldo/Internet Famous faggots in your 30s or even mid 20s. As it is, I'm barely interested in lolcows now except Kevin Gibes, Jack Scalfani, the shipwar threads, and a few furfags/artcows, and I mostly stick around on KF for the Sharty and multimedia/hobby threads and because I like the site's culture and atmosphere.
/v/ definitely has marketing shills, I remember before cyberpunk2077 got released and people were leaking the game I got banned couple of times for copyright when posting the leaked glitchy gameplay webms.
/m/ has corporate shills, but mostly from Justin Sevakis's Discotek Media. There's a Discotek thread up right now: https://boards.4chan.org/m/thread/22742764. I'd be willing to have ARR subs for every old mecha anime if it gets Discotek out of muh board; it's not like Discotek's subs are much better. At least we know Discotek will never release MD Geist kek
Oh, and take screencrops from derpibooru. You know who might come knocking,
Most responses in cheese threads are from samefags doe
 
Did you have a stroke while writing this? What the fuck are you even saying?
What the read did I just fuck
Translation: "It is amazing how angry the average Kiwi Farms user is about the Sharty thread. This is shocking because the average Sharty user (that is not part of a few small outlier subgroups) is a more well put together person than the average Kiwi Farms user."
 
It's amazing how the average Kiwicaca seethes over the Sharty thread
>0 mentions of sharty on this page
>no mentions of sharty on the last page either
>still feel the need to bring up how "seething" everyone is unprompted, interspersed wirh gibberish lingo and comments about how lame the purpose of this site is
>"Gee, I wonder why everyone finds us obnoxious?"


On a more on-topic note, I've noticed this one avatarfag on /v/ from the AI threads starting to spam his shit lately. He always uses AIslop images of the character Isabelle from Animal Crossing, and apparently he's some sort of mini-celebrity in his home general (imagine sucking someone off for always genning the same generic slop of the same character with wonky eyes). They're always really dumb one-liner threads with one of his slopgens attached, and no replies outside of maybe a couple self-bumps. I've seen talk of "jannies seething", which is just him trying to hype himself up because actually the jannies don't even bother sweeping when the threads die so quickly on their own.
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The determination that some newfags have for becoming "board personalities" never fails to amuse me.
 
Is there any validity to the “It’s da /pol//stormfags/chuds that killed 4chan” theory or is it just leftypoltroon cope? I say this because whenever Jewtube recommends me a heckin nostalgic 2000s 4chan video, the comment section includes supposed oldfags who complain about how /pol/ and politics ruined 4chan, and I don’t really get it because I thought that it was the jannies and Moot cucking at the end of his reign that killed 4chan.

Edit: I just remembered that I’ve also seen people say something to the effect of “/pol/ was le hecking satire before stupid fucking chuds ruined it and made the racism unironic” a few times. Is this true?
 
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Is there any validity to the “It’s da /pol//stormfags/chuds that killed 4chan” theory or is it just leftypoltroon cope?
No real truth to that, at least if you're talking about pre-Trump disapora redditor boomers, who did no favor to the site. If anything it's the total takeover of the moderation team by hypersensitive tranny jannies.
 
One thing I see a lot on /a/ are general threads where everyone seems to have nothing good to say about the manga or show in question. And yet those same people keep going thread to thread, talking about something they hate.

Then again, that's not really 4chan exclusive. It's very common on social media to see people develop an autistic fixation on something they claim to be avoiding.
 
Is there any validity to the “It’s da /pol//stormfags/chuds that killed 4chan” theory or is it just leftypoltroon cope? I say this because whenever Jewtube recommends me a heckin nostalgic 2000s 4chan video, the comment section includes supposed oldfags who complain about how /pol/ and politics ruined 4chan, and I don’t really get it because I thought that it was the jannies and Moot cucking at the end of his reign that killed 4chan.

Edit: I just remembered that I’ve also seen people say something to the effect of “/pol/ was le hecking satire before stupid fucking chuds ruined it and made the racism unironic” a few times. Is this true?
It's all true. That Habbo raid where they all dressed as stereotypical black people as a joke was actually a parody. So was dub the dew and all the custom pizzas.
 
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Is there any validity to the “It’s da /pol//stormfags/chuds that killed 4chan” theory or is it just leftypoltroon cope? I say this because whenever Jewtube recommends me a heckin nostalgic 2000s 4chan video, the comment section includes supposed oldfags who complain about how /pol/ and politics ruined 4chan, and I don’t really get it because I thought that it was the jannies and Moot cucking at the end of his reign that killed 4chan.

Edit: I just remembered that I’ve also seen people say something to the effect of “/pol/ was le hecking satire before stupid fucking chuds ruined it and made the racism unironic” a few times. Is this true?
There's some truth to it but it's not /pol/ that was the problem. It was the larger changing culture where repeating the same meme again and again was taking over the site. You can see it in people like yourself still using wojak edits years after it should have been dead. Imageboard culture stagnated and /r9k/s memes were being used on /pol/ when time froze.
 
One thing I see a lot on /a/ are general threads where everyone seems to have nothing good to say about the manga or show in question. And yet those same people keep going thread to thread, talking about something they hate.

Then again, that's not really 4chan exclusive. It's very common on social media to see people develop an autistic fixation on something they claim to be avoiding.
/m/ has people like this too, but the board is small enough and these people are autistic enough that they're identifiable spammers. There's one guy who's been spamming anti-Zeta Gundam threads and /v/-tier console war/box office competition threads for years at this point, his tranny protege (who also spams about the Galaxy Express 999 movie and will cry to his janny buttbuddies when people call him out -- this tranny falsely reported one guy for CP https://desuarchive.org/m/thread/22707200/#q22722669), and another guy who spams against Infinite Ryvius, Active Raid, Patlabor, and Rayearth.
 
Is there any validity to the “It’s da /pol//stormfags/chuds that killed 4chan” theory or is it just leftypoltroon cope? I say this because whenever Jewtube recommends me a heckin nostalgic 2000s 4chan video, the comment section includes supposed oldfags who complain about how /pol/ and politics ruined 4chan, and I don’t really get it because I thought that it was the jannies and Moot cucking at the end of his reign that killed 4chan.

Edit: I just remembered that I’ve also seen people say something to the effect of “/pol/ was le hecking satire before stupid fucking chuds ruined it and made the racism unironic” a few times. Is this true?
Not true, /pol/ is merely the boogeyman same way kiwi farms is to the average retarded reddit normalfag and tranny(that just so happens to be the average user there now). Anyone who tells you that "le hecking racism was just satire!" should not be taken seriously, they're larpers of the highest echelon and the reason why the site is so shit now. If you don't like what /pol/ is now, blame mootkins for dilating when Gamergate happened. If he simply allowed the topic to be discussed freely, then the board wouldn't be filled with edgy teenagers and schizos who can't post anywhere else, /pol/(until moot tried shutting it down that is) and 8chan were some of the only places where you could actually talk about the events at the time.
It doesn't matter, /pol/ is just a fed honeypot now. The board itself died shortly after Trump's election in 2016, powers that be can't have anonymous users having any real power. 8chan's /pol/ was superior but that had to be shut down too, first with the Q larp that tried turning the place into boomer schizo central then by just plain shutting it down.
 
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his tranny protege (who also spams about the Galaxy Express 999 movie and will cry to his janny buttbuddies when people call him out -- this tranny falsely reported one guy for CP https://desuarchive.org/m/thread/22707200/#q22722669)
What the fuck is this link? Who the fuck is Jenny? What is it about /m/ that attracts so many people who genuinely seem mentally ill? It's much more likely this dude is just a phoneposting sperg and randomly rolls up on banned IPs than there being some grand tranny conspiracy to ban this one Anonymous retard. The anon who follows his posts even sees this from his screenshots and says phoneposters should hang, a modest and reasonable sentiment that I really can't find any fault in.

Just try phoneposting next time you're in public and see if you get a banned notification. It's like comedy roulette where the punchline is whether it will be for something mild like somebody saying general threads should be banned three years ago or fullblown CP from the local children's hospital.
 
Not true, /pol/ is merely the boogeyman same way kiwi farms is to the average retarded reddit normalfag and tranny(that just so happens to be the average user there now). Anyone who tells you that "le hecking racism was just satire!" should not be taken seriously, they're larpers of the highest echelon and the reason why the site is so shit now. If you don't like what /pol/ is now, blame mootkins for dilating when Gamergate happened. If he simply allowed the topic to be discussed freely, then the board wouldn't be filled with edgy teenagers and schizos who can't post anywhere else, /pol/(until moot tried shutting it down that is) and 8chan were some of the only places where you could actually talk about the events at the time.
It doesn't matter, /pol/ is just a fed honeypot now. The board itself died shortly after Trump's election in 2016, powers that be can't have anonymous users having any real power. 8chan's /pol/ was superior but that had to be shut down too, first with the Q larp that tried turning the place into boomer schizo central then by just plain shutting it down.
I never liked /pol/ (or old /n/ for that matter) because it's the epitome of internet is srs bsns. Doesn't matter if it's nazi larping losers, trannies, radfems or whoever. moot is a complete retard for kicking out the chanology cancer and the News board but then creating a board solely about politics 3 years later - absolutely bizarre behavior.
 
Is there any validity to the “It’s da /pol//stormfags/chuds that killed 4chan” theory or is it just leftypoltroon cope? I say this because whenever Jewtube recommends me a heckin nostalgic 2000s 4chan video, the comment section includes supposed oldfags who complain about how /pol/ and politics ruined 4chan, and I don’t really get it because I thought that it was the jannies and Moot cucking at the end of his reign that killed 4chan.

Edit: I just remembered that I’ve also seen people say something to the effect of “/pol/ was le hecking satire before stupid fucking chuds ruined it and made the racism unironic” a few times. Is this true?

A guy from here made a longpost about what ruined le 4chan (I think it was Dredd, not sure).

IIRC it was the exodous of Trump supporters/rightist that were banned from mainstream sites.
Moot selling it to Hiro and the current moderation comes to mind too.
 
I never liked /pol/ (or old /n/ for that matter) because it's the epitome of internet is srs bsns. Doesn't matter if it's nazi larping losers, trannies, radfems or whoever. moot is a complete retard for kicking out the chanology cancer and the News board but then creating a board solely about politics 3 years later - absolutely bizarre behavior.
Quite the contrary, /pol/ has just as many disillusioned accelerationists who only live to shitpost and watch the world burn as it has the kind of people you're describing. It's usually outsiders and newfags who think that 4chan is this place where you can start some sort of a movement and use the board as your personal army, before they find out most people on the site are mentally ill losers who can't accomplish anything or get told to fuck off. The nature of the board, and why everybody is so toxic comes from many topics not being allowed anywhere else on the site, naturally making /pol/ the containment board instead of letting it create it's own culture organically. You can't even say the nigger word anywhere on the site aside from maybe /b/, which has been on life support for over a decade now, of course it's going to attract edgy kids and racists. 8/pol/ was a lot different, the users there were more seasoned and moderation much better, you could actually discuss various topics seriously without derailment from shitposters or bad actors. These days, /pol/ is mostly best used for lurking rather than posting, the catalog will tell you right away if there is something going on, just as featured content tab on front page here does.
I think we can all agree that Moot was a retard, however. I just don't get the nostalgia for the guy, it's like seeing people unironically miss hotwheels.
A guy from here made a longpost about what ruined le 4chan (I think it was Dredd, not sure).

IIRC it was the exodous of Trump supporters/rightist that were banned from mainstream sites.
Moot selling it to Hiro and the current moderation comes to mind too.
Trump supporters actually make up a very tiny portion of /pol/. Right after the election, most people came to terms that Trump wasn't the god emperor second coming of Hitler and was, in fact, quite a cucked individual who didn't know what he was doing, so the few remaining cocksuckers of his were contained to one general which they seldom leave because Trump gets regularly mocked across the rest of the board. Vast majority of election tourists who voted for Trump actually went to either 8chan/8kun to join the Q cult or to r/donald, which while banned from reddit is being hosted on a splinter site(but is just as cancerous as any other subreddit). People who still think that /pol/ is some pro-Trump board or that Trump normalfags/boomers even browse the site in any major number never visited the board and likely have /pol/ derangement syndrome. He had a bit of a comeback when he got shot but at large he is still just of a divisive topic as he is anywhere else, much more so on /pol/ since he loves Israel and da jooz more than his own children. Have fun trying to convince anyone there that a zionist is BASED without admitting you're one as well, it's a fight you're not going to win.
 
I never liked /pol/ (or old /n/ for that matter) because it's the epitome of internet is srs bsns. Doesn't matter if it's nazi larping losers, trannies, radfems or whoever. moot is a complete retard for kicking out the chanology cancer and the News board but then creating a board solely about politics 3 years later - absolutely bizarre behavior.
How the heck is a board for foamers srs bsns on the level of /pol/?
 
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