Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[FarmerKhourtney]

“Woodworks” = reality

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

*snip snip*

Polly claims to be going through Community Action to try to get housing. Donate so she can hoard beach themed kitchenware. Will transcribe if have time.


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Spoiler: Transcript to save Toilet's brain

Okay, I've tried to make this video like a million times, but there's deer sneezing off in the woods and it's the funniest thing, and then trucks keep going by so I'm going to try to do this fast. (GASP)

This is an update to what's going on, um (pause, tongue click, breath) I am trying to get housing through Community Action (deep breath) Um, they help people who are homeless become (gasp) housed (pause, gasp) Um, I had to get a letter of recommendation from a professional and I get to pick up that letter on Monday. (gasp) Um, so hopefully soon after I will have everything in a row (pardon me, I'm laughing at the auto-captions stating she'll have everything 'in the road') to become housed. (GASP)

Um, for those that don't know I haven't been staying at the trailer since the end of May. Um, it became too hot to stay. It's become uninhabitable (like KiwiFarms said it was), black mold, spiders, and I fell through the floor again right in front of the door. That was at the beginning of July. (tongue click) Um (PAUSE, tongue click) So yeah. I've been sleeping on my friend Isaac's couch for the last two months, and my bed- my back is ready for a real bed (not part of a class action lawsuit), let's just put it that way (witchy cackle) haha

(gasp) Um (pause) with all that said, I do have an Amazon wishlist and a Walmart, um, registry list, uh, available if anyone would like to help me set up my new home (BUT NO HELP WILL COME). (gasp) Um... (PAUSE) I am moving with practically nothing at this point, because of the black mold and spiders, I can not risk bringing any of that (GASP) into a new rental, um (PAUSE) without risk of damaging someone else's property with spiders and mold. So (gasp) with that said, I have to replace everything. All of (gasp) everything soft, (gasp) all of our utensils, all of it (gasp) has to be (pause) replaced (gasp, PAUSE) essentially at this point.

So if anyone wants to help I do have those two (to in the captions) lists. The links are in my bio. (gasp) Um, please do not feel like you have to (gasp) help me. I don't, you know, I don't expect anyone to help me, honestly. (LONG PAUSE and DEEP BREATH) I just thought I'd put it out there in case someone did (gasp) because I know a lot of people are like 'Well I won't give someone that's homeless money (yes, the captions are butchered here - it's difficult transcribing someone who speaks like she has a dick rammed down her throat to her buttocks), but I will help you buy X, Y and Z. So that's where I'm at. (gasp) Um, I tried to pick, uh, the best prices possible for the items that I picked out, um, and I compared (can pair? lolz) prices between Amazon and, and Walmart, and I put those items on (gasp) respective lists.

Um, so that's where I'm at right now. Uh, is hopefully going to be housed very soon. (gasp) Um, (pause) and just kind of excited about having a place of my own.

*moar snippy-snip*

Right after posting that, there was a video where she ranted about bot followers while eating in front of the TV. It was deleted very shortly after I archived it.

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Spoiler: Yes, I am mixing booze with my Diet Coke now. Neeext.

Hey y'all, I'm just sitting here eating my dinner, watching Peacock, uh, the Olympics

(pausing for transcriber's note - hopefully she's watching this on Isaac's subscription, otherwise we'll need to insert much REEEEEEEEing here about this fat fuck screeching for help and being too poor to afford a toilet seat to loop a trash bag into in order to shit on her own while paying for Peacock. Source: I subscribe to Peacock so I can watch my retarded cycling sports, and I know that the subscription is NECESSARY to take in the Olympic content. It's not available on the free version of the app)

(sorry, carrying on)

It's prime time, um, (pause) I have a question for you guys. Is anyone else experiencing all new followers that are, like, every on of them are bots? I went on a bot unfollow because I realized I had a ton of them following me. (gasp) And when I cleared out as many as I could, would end up being like over 150 bots I cleared out yesterday. (gasp) And then I had someone message me and end up being another bot that was fishing and when I went to report them, (long pause, dog parks, deep breath) I got reported for scam like (attempt at sassy finger snap) instantly. So I know that's what that was, and got blocked from posting and like sending inbox messages for an hour or so. I don't remember exactly how long it was.

I appealed it and I still haven't heard anything for it. (gasp) Um, anybody else experiencing this? This is really weird.

 

[todd chrisley's anal gape]

She’s so fucking dumb. Non porous surfaces like plates, cups, forks are fine. If they have mold, WASH them. Save the money you don’t work for.

 

[Miltank]

Polissa got new glasses. Who gives a shit, I'm not archiving the video. You'll see them here. They're ugly.

Pissa replied to the comment from the woman who told her to get a job. She's rehashing the woe is me about working at Wachovia 14 years ago. If you thought she couldn't be more insufferable you'd be wrong.


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If I had a penny for every single time someone came out of the woodworks saying this crap right here, Saying it's "this new thing called a job. You should get one." I would be really, really rich right now. Like, really rich. It's called being disabled.

Here's the deal. I had a job. I worked for Wachovia during the 2008 market crash when all the banks were doing all their sorts of, you know, shenanigans. Wachovia went under shortly after that and got bought out by Wells Fargo. But I was there during the crash and the stress of telling people that the crooked company I was working for was not in the wrong, that it was their mismanagement of money when it wasn't put my body in such an overload of stress.

My body started translating stress into chronic pain all over my body. Specifically, in my lower back and in my legs. Also in my shoulders, but not nearly as bad. 18 months after I had to quit working, a judge and a medical expert determined through the Social Security Administration that I was no longer fit to work or be employed because I am disabled. I pray you never have to go through the process I went through.

I lost my apartment. I nearly lost my car. I had to hide my car from the repo man successfully. And when I got my back time, I paid my car off. When are y'all gonna stop and get some empathy?

Because some of you never apparently watched Bambi, and never heard what thumpers Momma told Thumper. If you can't say nothing nice, don't say nothing at all.

1. Just because you somehow lucked out and were granted disability doesn’t mean you can’t be faking/embellishing it

2. You’re allowed to work on disability, esp Ssdi. You can make up to $1,100 a month (more than that triggers a trial work period) and continue getting your benefits

3. So a disabling experience at job you had 16 years ago is somehow still effecting in you to the point of disability even now?

To be fair, the disability lists this as a somatic symptom so maybe this is what she got approved on:

These disorders may also be characterized by a preoccupation with having or acquiring a serious medical condition that has not been identified or diagnosed.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Morbidly obese woman develops lower back and leg pain, the federal government determines it must be from an ancient Gypsy curse and prescribes her a lifetime of your tax dollars, stat.

Totally unrelated though: Polissa's dream is to be a small business owner. A job that notoriously requires long hours and managing significant amounts of stress.

Fuuuckkkk. I hope she makes it to Florida with a uhaul full of garbage. Just properly rehome the cats first, you fat fucking sow.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

(@scumfuck @Diet Coke 4 Life thanks a bunch)



Oh the irony

Bonus lol

She’s so fucking dumb. Non porous surfaces like plates, cups, forks are fine. If they have mold, WASH them. Save the money you don’t work for.

Polissa has a history of throwing away perfectly good plates because she’d neglect to do the dishes until she created a new ecosystem in her sink and didn’t want to destroy it with soap and scalding hot water. She’s that level of retarded and lazy. I wouldn’t be surprised if all of her utensils were plastic at this point (or she’s too lazy or scared to go back to La Casa to pick them up if they’re perfectly good metal ones). She used to beg for rainbow colored ones and Dawn, though? Maybe Joh washing the “dishes” was really just scrubbing a handful of spoons and forks every couple days.

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

Imagine if everyone with a "stressful" job went tits up.

We're talking bank work, people. Not soldiering, or surgery, or 911 dispatching. I seriously doubt she ever served in a financial counseling role.

She is a bit too defensive.

Edit to add: She didn't even have children to add to this unbearable stress.

 

[Spunt]

Yes, I am so jealous of Polissa and the wonderful life she leads. I love when narcs put all criticism down to "jealousy" at the same time that they are complaining about how hard their life is. That level of self-delusion is probably the only thing she puts any effort into.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

What's annoying to me is the way she's decided that because that one job was a bit stressful and too much for her, all jobs will therefore be a bit stressful and too much for her. There are so many other things she could do, if she doesn't want to do that one thing, but she's written them all off at a stroke and decided the rest of the world has to support her ginormous arse for the rest of forever instead of even considering that maybe there might be something else out there she could do.

People who are actually disabled, IME, want to do something useful and feel as though they are supporting themselves in some way and that they can contribute to their own survival. It's only corpulent, self-pitying, helpless lazy fucks like P who decide that there is nothing out there that they could do. She's a giant baby lady who thinks everybody owes her and she doesn't realise that if she looked like she was at least trying to help herself people would probably have more sympathy for her. She's clearly not disabled to the point that she can't do anything at all.

Everyone struggles sometimes, disabled or not. Everyone has days when they feel useless or like they're drowning. Almost everyone works hard and comes home tired and then gets up and goes out and does it all again the next day. People that genuinely can't tend to be catastrophically disabled or intellectual incapable to the point of needing a wrangler (and actually even in those cases some go out and do something productive with their time, FFS). Why the fuck should anybody give Polissa anything to sit on her arse and moulder when she's not willing to struggle like the rest of us will?

As has been said many times, it's not that she can't. And as has also been said, she really has absolutely no idea how she comes across to the rest of the world. She will never stop producing milk because she's absolutely clueless about quite how irksome her attitude and entitlement are to anybody sane.

ed: fat thumbs make typos

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

If a call center job caused her to be disabled (press X to doubt) how's she gonna handle people telling her to her face that her art sucks and she needs a real job?

One other thing that hasn't been brought up regarding the fan grift is that Polly literally smells like piss. She has incontinence and showers maybe twice a week. The stench from her sitting outside on a hot and humid Florida day would be unbearable.

 

[sneedmegamitensei]

I love when they dox themselves.

https://www.apartments.com/promenade-at-edgewater-apartments-dunedin-fl/fzmk0rt/

Edit: Correction, this does not the appear to be the place because the application fees and pet fees are different. I return to the hunt...

Edit: Correction again, this IS the place: https://www.apartmentlist.com/fl/dunedin/promenade-at-edgewater

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late, gay and powerlevel but i've been chasing that bag, as the kids say, as i live in this county and live at a property also owned by the same management company. why? because this county is EXPENSIVE. she doesn't have a chance in hell affording rent in these places. the rents are a little lower where i live ever since some dude kicked down a sheriff deputy's apartment door and shot him in the face. he needed flight for life, and a helicopter landing right away in the morning pissed off a lot of the long time residents. dunedin is more bougie, if pissa has a chance (unlikely) anywhere in tampa bay metro it's somewhere like one of the ghettos in st pete, some parts of pinellas park, or further north and far from resources like new port richey.

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these numbers only cover the rent. this management company *loves* to tack on a ton of fees in addition to rent--around $150 or so monthly. cat rent is required too--$35 per cat with a $250 deposit. they also want to see vet papers for rabies vaccinations. most units don't have washer/dryer hookups, so you'll be paying $2.50 each load for the laundry room. she'll need to pay for common area water and electricity too. these communities are multi-story with no elevators, and the florida humidity hits like a truck while you're hauling your weekly jimmy deans up the stairs to your 3rd/4th story apartment unit (which have slightly lower rents). this property management company is unforgiving, too. we're given a 30 day notice and if you don't have rent in hand to give to the management office, expect eviction proceedings to start immediately. it used to be only 15 days, seen a lot of neighbors end up being kicked out in my time here. speaking of, without a qualifying cosigner, if there's an eviction on your record, forget about it. they'll reject after she pays the application fee with no refund. most property management companies in the area have this same attitude. maybe you'll find a private property owner, but their charity is stretched thin since our post pandemic population surge. everyone's looking for a rent under $1k monthly. also, this company does their due diligence with verifying income, so she'll get laughed out of the landlord's office for showing up with documents only showing $13k yearly.

the religious organizations in the area struggle to help people at this time of year as their yearly budgets run out. help is prioritized for families with dependent children first, everyone else next. the public transportation is bare bones, car insurance is a requirement by law and averages around $300 monthly for the required coverage only. the insurance premiums are at their highest here due to car theft and accidents.

also the scientologists are rich and snotty and won't appreciate her crappy bible school crafts being peddled on clearwater beach. the farmer's market in unincorporated largo and other other flea markets are more her scene, but getting to these places is difficult without a vehicle. also we haven't had a direct hit by a hurricane in decades, but even the ones only passing by have leveled our trailer parks and tent cities. speaking of those, residents in this county are doing their damnest to gentrify those places to sell the land for development; and making the residents move further inland.

pinellas county is a pipe dream for her unless she moves into a tiny 2 bedroom apartment with 1 bathroom and 4 adults already living in the apartment. as hilarious as it would be to run into pissa handing out scientology recruitment pamphlets outside of a big lots, i doubt it'll happen.

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

Can we talk about the hideous glasses?

Oddly, I get Dame Edna vibes from them but neither of them had visible ears.

 

[NoReturn]

Pissa replied to the comment from the woman who told her to get a job. She's rehashing the woe is me about working at Wachovia 14 years ago. If you thought she couldn't be more insufferable you'd be wrong.

“Woodworks” = reality

Can we talk about the hideous glasses?

Oddly, I get Dame Edna vibes from them but neither of them had visible ears.

Where even did they come from? I just checked Zenni and they aren't there. If she's broke as hell, where is she getting the money for an eye appointment? She says "They" lost the glasses in the mail, too, but how much you want to bet they were sent to the Arkansas house and not Florida?

"What do ya'll think?"
I think they look poopy.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Not only does the style not really suit her; they’re too small

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

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Where even did they come from? I just checked Zenni and they aren't there. If she's broke as hell, where is she getting the money for an eye appointment? She says "They" lost the glasses in the mail, too, but how much you want to bet they were sent to the Arkansas house and not Florida?
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"What do ya'll think?"
I think they look poopy.

I think with those cheap online glasses you just give them your prescription/measurements. They might also just be cheap readers (like $5-10) from Walmart, Amazon, etc. Which would make sense, because they're one size fits all, but ain't nothin' gonna fit well on that poached egg head.

 

[Simpers]

I think y’all underestimate Polissa’s tard cunning (it’s like retard strength, but mental rather than physical!).

None of her Florida crap is meant to happen, it’s all just a plot to end up embedded in Joh’s family’s home(s).

 

[Terfatron]

Where even did they come from? I just checked Zenni and they aren't there

I think I found them here
DiValdi 240 CAD.
Transition glasses are always a more expensive glass as well.
Maybe she went to a optician and got a good deal on the frames (sometimes it's 50% off when buying prescription glasses) but glass usually start around $300, transition usually a extra $80 isch.

Size wise theyre fine but they're just ugly. But hey, I don't think she would look good in anything tbh.

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

Piss shoulda gone with metal frames. They're easier to bend back into shape after your husband tard-rage punches them off your smug face.

 

[NoReturn]

Size wise theyre fine but they're just ugly. But hey, I don't think she would look good in anything tbh.

Blatent spergery follows:
Polissa could be fixed. The degree to which she could fix shit varies, but I genuinely believe people can change if they put in the work. In the case of Polissa's fashion choices, I'm not even really knowledgeable about fashion, but I know she's doing it wrong just as much as I would know a crashed speedboat probably doesn't belong on a beach.
So I asked an AI. Here's what I got:

• Avoid contrasty frames: Horizontal lines can make the eyes appear to be looking to the sides, widening the face. Plastic frames, in particular, may not be suitable.
• Opt for rectangular frames: These can create a slimming effect on the face, making it a good choice for obese individuals with an oblong face shape.
• Consider rimless or half-rimmed glasses: These styles can be flattering and don’t add extra width to the face.
• Pay attention to proportion: Ensure the frames are in proportion to the face, avoiding oversized or too-small frames that can accentuate the facial features.

She's violated all of these.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Is it just me, or are her frames digging into her face?

I think y’all underestimate Polissa’s tard cunning (it’s like retard strength, but mental rather than physical!).

None of her Florida crap is meant to happen, it’s all just a plot to end up embedded in Joh’s family’s home(s).

That was absolutely Plan A (and B with the RV in the yard) since she was attempting to butter up Deb when Chris died. I think Deb finally told her “lol no.” She is now going through Community Action to secure an apartment (Plan C) via either her or Mamaw’s advice.

Looking back at that video, she is attempting to go through her local Alabama chapter versus one in Florida since that one only requires a referral to apply. Would assume that they’d want her to settle locally since they serve that community. Pissa has attempted money skimming grifts before (including one involving charity). I can see her attempting some sort of scheme with this, or being dumb enough to slip that she wants them to pay for her to move out of state for x amount of time.

She is dead serious about the selling art, however. She used to claim that she had a studio and lost her shit last year people noted that her commission prices were ludicrous for her skill set.

She’ll make it to Florida in some way. Will just end up fighting the gators off with Josh while they’re shitting into a bag.