Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[Lady Farishta]

God I hate when my inmer labias erode

Why do you follow this thread?

Morbid fascination. Fascinated in a holy-shit-thank-God-that-isn't-me way with body modification, in specific botched plastic surgery, and of course the most botched plastic surgeries of them all, SRS. Yes, I think it is ultimately to make me feel better about myself and my own shitty life choices because at least I haven't mutilated myself.

Also I can't lie, I like seeing the regret because I know the whole trans thing is pure evil, and it's satisfying when that is proven by all this SRS madness.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

one of my best friends hates trans people and made me watch a documentary

You do realise that everyone here wants to know the name of that documentary, right?

 

[Hepativore]

Stand-to-pee isn't about the peeing itself; it's the meta of being able to stand to pee. Like poonery, there are many roads to it. Some girls had a formative experience seeing a boy their age (hopefully) pee and that became the symbol for what they'd never have. Some unconsciously fear the exposure and trap of lowering pants to pee sitting down. Some of them are "asexual" and don't have a good reason they want a penis... all right, to pee with! Some of them are just seeing so many other FtMs move heaven and earth for STP and internalize that that should be their drive too.

There might also some fujo/futanari thing going on with a lot of these pooners, as many of them seem to fantasize about having a penis for the sake of having a penis while still hoping that they can remain androgynous or not deviate too much from the "softboi" features that many pooners seem to latch onto as opposed to the ones that try hard to present as "masc" as possible. Perhaps there are also exhibitionist fetishes involved as well as they seem to want something that they can whip out and show off to observers in the bathroom or in the woods as part of making some sort of statement in front of other men when urinating. I do know that a lot of pooners seem to think that we actually do this with each other in the bathroom when it is considered a serious breech of male "etiquette" to draw any attention to yourself at the urinal. From the female perspective it would be like trying to show off or brag about the size of your breasts to other women in the women's lockeroom when changing clothes.

Basically, Freudian "penis-envy" among pooners but they usually have no idea about what they would actually do with it if they had one or how penises work, as pooners seem to think that penises are passive flesh trunks that men have to constantly move around as if they were neckties.

 

[Rodrbob the drab]

Speaking of fembrained hobbies, here's a girl celebrating her new and horrifying metoidoplasty with some cross stitch.

Victim: Deadhorsse
Butcher: Dr. Assi
Procedure: Extended meta without vaginectomy

Spoiler: Days 1-7

The difference between real surgeons and SRS butchers:

The staff also seems to not be familiar at all with extended meta. Last night one of the general surgeons was concerned about my scrotum being very "dusky", he called to get Dr. Assi's advice and instead of waiting on him he was about to start cutting sutures himself when that's not what Dr. Assi wanted. They were even saying I might need to go into surgery again. And again today they thought the same thing bc my swelling got worse, but Dr. Assi was like no this is fine and normal.

Any guesses?

Bonus question: does the vaginal opening get lowered??? I was doing my wound care by myself for the first time and thought I was applying bacitracin to my natal perineum but then my finger went in something

Archival links: 1, 2, 3, 4

 

[Fapcop]

What a fucking bullet i dodged there, and only because 1) one of my best friends hates trans people and made me watch a documentary and 2)

Dang! Talk about a shitlord W there!

 

[Aunt Carol]

futanari

The thing everyone misses about futanari is that it's as realistic as a mermaid.

Futas are completely healthy and attractive biological women. With completely healthy biological penises, albeit usually huge. Everything on a futa is pink and well-perfused, and I'm not a connoisseur of hentai but I have never seen art with a futa moping or threatening suicide. Usually they're depicted as cheerful, athletic and offering to have boisterous sexual intercourse, with no worries noted about their penis falling off.

None of that is physically possible to achieve on a transgender person, from either direction. And as soon as you check the rest of their Reddit accounts, these "salmacian" wannabe futas seem super depressed.

 

[Peaches Demure]

This pooner's surgeon did revision surgery on her rotdog without general anesthesia LOL That's how little sensation these monstrosities have.

Spoiler: For a couple weeks I've been instructed to irritate the tissue a bit everyday to stop it from scabbing and allow it to heal, but it wasn't progressing.

Luckily we also have photographic evidence of the 'dog, and the body it is attached (barely) to:

Spoiler: This one is just sad

https://www.reddit.com/r/phallo/comments/1eh9z4o/went_for_a_checkup_and_got_minor_surgery/

 

[Hepativore]

The thing everyone misses about futanari is that it's as realistic as a mermaid.

Futas are completely healthy and attractive biological women. With completely healthy biological penises, albeit usually huge. Everything on a futa is pink and well-perfused, and I'm not a connoisseur of hentai but I have never seen art with a futa moping or threatening suicide. Usually they're depicted as cheerful, athletic and offering to have boisterous sexual intercourse, with no worries noted about their penis falling off.

None of that is physically possible to achieve on a transgender person, from either direction. And as soon as you check the rest of their Reddit accounts, these "salmacian" wannabe futas seem super depressed.

Well yes, everything about these pooner fantasies has the same chance of happening in reality as David Duke becoming an honorary member of the Harlem Globetrotters, yet they still try.

From what I understand, most women can stand to urinate if they mess around with their labia in a certain way as a lot of women apparently learn to do when camping or avoiding having to sit on urinated on or dirty toilet seats, no horrible surgery or rotdogs required.

I am not a woman, but I fail to see how anything good is going to come of turning your ladyparts into a fleshy pendulum as it does with rotdog installation, and I am inclined to think that most women would subconsciously wince in pain at the idea as well.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Archive of disgusting leg video:

Spoiler: ew

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I can't look away, it's like a Kelly Ronahan dropbox post.

I'm sure the other doods at the gym can't even tell.

 

[Deine Mutter]

You do realise that everyone here wants to know the name of that documentary, right?

It was Matt Walsh's What is a Woman

 

[neverendingmidi]

Sometimes I wonder why I follow this thread.

The insane things these people do to themselves in the delusion they they were somehow born the wrong gender or just outright in chase of the coom (which I don't understand at ALL since you will never be able to orgasm the way you could once you mutilate your genitals like this.) is nothing but nauseating and depressing.

Why do we do it to ourselves? We already know better so it's not self-education. So we can educate confused, pornsick people? Personally I don't know any but it would surely do the job.

The same reason we laugh at lolcows? Maybe, but it's a damn horrific schadenfreude to feel.

I just dunno, kiwifams. Why do you follow this thread?

Morbid fascination with the depths of delusion to which people will sink to avoid the sunk-cost fallacy and refuse to realize how badly they fucked up.

 

[Banquet Meal]

Crochet is the pastime of choice however, probably because it's been having a moment with zoomers on tiktok the past few years.

troons and their handmaidens are in every group for crochet and knitting now, so ive started joining religious based ones. that way, i dont have to worry about getting dragged for buying yarn from hobby lobby, among other things. seriously, ive seen so many women post their yarn hauls or whatever and mention hobby lobby, and thats it, the herd turns on them like an army of rabid dogs. or god forbid you arent crocheting a giant rainbow flag during pride/whatever month.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Young brickhon gets FFS Velight
Link | Archive
Before

3 months post-op

Can he even close his mouth comfortably now? His mouth position looks uncomfortable and unnatural.

 

[oishii desu]

troons and their handmaidens are in every group for crochet and knitting now, so ive started joining religious based ones. that way, i dont have to worry about getting dragged for buying yarn from hobby lobby, among other things. seriously, ive seen so many women post their yarn hauls or whatever and mention hobby lobby, and thats it, the herd turns on them like an army of rabid dogs. or god forbid you arent crocheting a giant rainbow flag during pride/whatever month.

I don't want to derail the thread too much, but fiber arts has always been susceptible to the sort of moral grandstanding you're describing. I'm a knitter and do not interact with any knitting communities due to the propensity for them to eat their own. Which is also probably why troons feel at home. If only a KF knitting circle could be a reality.

Can he even close his mouth comfortably now? His mouth position looks uncomfortable and unnatural.

He looks like a background character in Ice Age.

 

[Hepativore]

An ALT phallo pooner shows the r/phallo sub her horrific mutilated leg in motion at the gym:

Spoiler: If you think the screencap is bad, try looking at it in motion

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https://www.reddit.com/r/phallo/comments/1efmr28/alt_update/

What does the 'dog itself look like? Well, not good:

Spoiler: The life and times of a bouncing baby 'dog!

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https://www.reddit.com/r/phallo/comments/1doj1k3/wound_separation_healing_progress/

Christ, it almost looks as if the raw muscle and tendons are exposed, like a leg of lamb...even if there is a thin layer of scarred dermis over it. When the damage is that deep, the muscle is inevitably going to atrophy from nerve and circulation damage. They might as well amputate the leg because I think it is inevitable that it will suffer complications that will lead to amputation in the future like gangrene, infection, and permanent contraction from myofibrosis. Apparently, she barely feels anything in the area due to nerve damage, so at least she is not in constant pain. She still thinks that the rotdog was worth it.

Right on schedule, all of the commenters on Reddit are giving her asspats and saying how "cool" her leg looks. These people are insane!

This is the worst thing I have seen on Kiwi Farms.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Crochet is the pastime of choice however, probably because it's been having a moment with zoomers on tiktok the past few years.

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My first thought upon viewing top surgery Tom here is that no one has less self awareness than a troon. Obviously, even a man who does fiber arts would never make a tiny doll with intricate accessories.
While that’s true, I think blatantly gendered behavior like this shows that troons don’t actually want to be the opposite sex, they just want to be the fictionalized version of the opposite sex that they’ve concocted in their mind.

 

[superbloom]

Why do you follow this thread?

Spoiler: Throwing my own PL onto the pile

Echoing what's already been said here: I was one of those awkward, late-blooming young women who 100% would have been sucked into the gendercult had I been just a little younger, more online, or raised by more permissive parents. I'm now more selective (read: transphobic) about who I hang out with, but in college I befriended some pooners and they/thems as we shared geeky girl interests.

I hit peak trans when two of them started having serious adverse effects from testosterone. One who had already had lifelong mental and physical health issues became completely nonfunctional and had to move back in with her parents, and another ruined her singing voice (she was a professionally trained soprano) and spent months surprised pikachu coping/mourning about it. But don't you dare suggest medicalisation was anything less than lifesaving for either of them! They just needed to get used to these wonderful new body changes, was all!

It broke my brain. #DropKiwiFarms was hitting the mainstream just as friend #1 was starting T. She was vocally supportive of Keffals, of course. I had nobody in my life to share my doubts with, and what do you know, the evil alt-right website was actually saying the things I was afraid even to think! Now, reading this thread is strangely cathartic for me. I sometimes question how I wasted years of my life uncritically supporting this shit and cutting off people who didn't, but this thread reminds me of how cultlike and pervasive troon thinking is. And laughing at tranny Ls keeps me sane and terfy, of course

Thread tax: More #justgirlythings from Lissa: (Discord screenshot tweet)


Always the amhole fixation...

 

[#Ripley #]

Well yes, everything about these pooner fantasies has the same chance of happening in reality as David Duke becoming an honorary member of the Harlem Globetrotters, yet they still try.

From what I understand, most women can stand to urinate if they mess around with their labia in a certain way as a lot of women apparently learn to do when camping or avoiding having to sit on urinated on or dirty toilet seats, no horrible surgery or rotdogs required.

I am not a woman, but I fail to see how anything good is going to come of turning your ladyparts into a fleshy pendulum as it does with rotdog installation, and I am inclined to think that most women would subconsciously wince in pain at the idea as well.

Yes, it's called "hovering". You just slightly do a little squat and aim.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Crochet is the pastime of choice however, probably because it's been having a moment with zoomers on tiktok the past few years.

Idgi, aside from the fact that it's the most hilariously feminine thing ever, how the hell does she expect a crocheted "binder" to adequately squash down her tits? Those things are typically more heavy duty than the most hardcore sports bras.

 

[Peaches Demure]

Christ, it almost looks as if the raw muscle and tendons are exposed, like a leg of lamb...even if there is a thin layer of scarred dermis over it. When the damage is that deep, the muscle is inevitably going to atrophy from nerve and circulation damage. They might as well amputate the leg because I think it is inevitable that it will suffer complications that will lead to amputation in the future like gangrene, infection, and permanent contraction from myofibrosis. Apparently, she barely feels anything in the area due to nerve damage, so at least she is not in constant pain. She still thinks that the rotdog was worth it.

Right on schedule, all of the commenters on Reddit are giving her asspats and saying how "cool" her leg looks. These people are insane!

This is the worst thing I have seen on Kiwi Farms.

And even if you only look at it for a few seconds from a very awkward angle, it's obvious to everyone that those mutilated remains of a leg belong to a female. The tubbiness, the small knee, the lack of muscle definition (save for the part that has been literally stripped off flesh). She's just a shapeless, hairy blob, and and her rotting 6-inch flopper is not going to change anyone's perception of her. She's likely not seen the inside of a gym before either.

EDIT:

Yeah, no shit, you lard behemoth; we can see that you have a lot of fat everywhere. And once you lose the use of that leg and become permanently bedbound, you're going to blow up even more.