Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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Elissaclips clipped out Juju and the fat pedophile's review of Josh's review of super killers.

A bunch of people very not mad about being called bad and terrible.
I'm genuinely curious what kind of person watches juju in 2024, like what demographics tune in to his unknown barely advertised fake bullshit. The only exposure he gets now that isn't people calling him a creepy pedophile enabler is maybe the guys at PKA
 
I'm genuinely curious what kind of person watches juju in 2024, like what demographics tune in to his unknown barely advertised fake bullshit. The only exposure he gets now that isn't people calling him a creepy pedophile enabler is maybe the guys at PKA
You won’t believe this but there’s honest to God Juju Guards I’ve encountered on Twitter. Most of them seem to be some shade of anti Null for whatever reason.
 

Yes and I believe more and more in it every day, I don't want to believe such a significant part of the population is really such a bunch of blind retarded niggercattle. I also can't believe such a boring fucking podcast could ever get anywhere close to 20k monthly on Patreon, at his peak if everything was on the straight and narrow he would have been making maybe ~10% of what he supposedly does (if we compare him to similar or larger online personalities).

The guy has no clout, is boring as hell, and has no online presence outside of extremely niche parts of an already niche part of the internet and he really expects us to believe he makes the money he does on Patreon? and furthermore, if he really was making that kind of cash why the hell is he driving a regular ass truck most blue-collar workers can afford instead of a Maserati or a Ferrari or some shit?
 
she dated the much more handsome Greg Sestero
Does this make Juju the real life analogue to Tommy Wiseau's character in The Room?

Maybe Juju's story will end the same way
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Extremely unpopular opinion: that black chick that was Maddox’s ex-gf (MetalJess, the one who supposedly “CALLED THOUSANDS OF SCHOOLS DOZENS OF TIMES”, that Marie got a restraining order against)…is/was objectively more attractive than Marie Valenzuela, Dax Herrera’s current block-headed gf. Who he’s only dating because he’s still obsessed with Maddox.
Can we see a pic as proof? Always felt odd for a black woman to be dating Maddox and that somehow never came up in all the years of fucking with him

Didn't he also fuck a tranny prostitute, now Internet celebrity and videogame influencer SphereHunter?
Yes, which means Cumia has fucked more attractive "women" than Dick
 
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Elissaclips clipped out Juju and the fat pedophile's review of Josh's review of super killers.

A bunch of people very not mad about being called bad and terrible.
I purposely avoid watching any videos of them, but is all they do just say things while fake-smiling/laughing? Because that seems incredibly boring.
 
Elissaclips clipped out Juju and the fat pedophile's review of Josh's review of super killers.

A bunch of people very not mad about being called bad and terrible.
Watched it.

>Null says the mouths are like vore mouths
>actually Null doesn't have accurate criticism because Null has to hit a grand slam that Dax is bad, Dax makes an illusion about a busted pedophile ring (telling)
>Vito says it's manufactured hatred, says everyone is using the Maddox hit piece seriously, which has gone off the rails btw, makes no sense
>Dax Herrera aka Dick Masterson aka a man who gets dressed up as a cow named Juju to get fucked in the ass says no one cares, everyone is laughing at Null and Null is stupid for seething
>Vito says "You mad, you're seething" towards Null
>Again Dax mentions he's secretly running a pedophile ring, as a joke for people's criticism of Vito's comments
>Vito is too exhausted against his critics
>Dax says Null laughs at his own jokes, proceeds to laugh at his own jokes several time in the video
>Vito says Null cant form opinions of his own and has no original thoughts as he's just repeating stuff users of the farms posted
>Vito says Kiwifarms boosted his self esteem, we cant say anything bad about it (we have)
>Dax says it's (Vito's unfinished comic he released only an unfinished act of) above amateur level, should release it out on time
>Dax and Vito have a back and forth about it being out on time when it wasnt, Vito copes
>Vito says we're not smart and can't analyze fiction
>Vito says there are jokes we can't identify (confusing because the whole unfinished act was a joke)
>Dax suggests Vito puts Null in his comic as a joke and as a pedophile, they both laugh and suggest Null will use is to raise more money for his legal fund (I thought the whole thing was finished?)
>They struggle watching where Null talks, dont want to watch the whole thing (Dax is in a pirate outfit)
 
Watched it.

>Null says the mouths are like vore mouths
>actually Null doesn't have accurate criticism because Null has to hit a grand slam that Dax is bad, Dax makes an illusion about a busted pedophile ring (telling)
>Vito says it's manufactured hatred, says everyone is using the Maddox hit piece seriously, which has gone off the rails btw, makes no sense
>Dax Herrera aka Dick Masterson aka a man who gets dressed up as a cow named Juju to get fucked in the ass says no one cares, everyone is laughing at Null and Null is stupid for seething
>Vito says "You mad, you're seething" towards Null
>Again Dax mentions he's secretly running a pedophile ring, as a joke for people's criticism of Vito's comments
>Vito is too exhausted against his critics
>Dax says Null laughs at his own jokes, proceeds to laugh at his own jokes several time in the video
>Vito says Null cant form opinions of his own and has no original thoughts as he's just repeating stuff users of the farms posted
>Vito says Kiwifarms boosted his self esteem, we cant say anything bad about it (we have)
>Dax says it's above amateur level, should release it out on time
>Dax and Vito have a back and forth about it being out on time when it wasnt, Vito copes
>Vito says we're not smart and can't analyze fiction
>Vito says there are jokes we can't identify (confusing because the whole unfinished act was a joke)
>Dax suggests Vito puts Null in his comic as a joke and as a pedophile, they both laugh and suggest Null will use is to raise more money for his legal fund (I thought the whole thing was finished?)
>They struggle watching where Null talks, dont want to watch the whole thing (Dax is in a pirate outfit)
Thanks I couldn't get through 10 seconds of it, they are so fucking boring.
 
It's the job of the person making jokes to make them recognizable as jokes. If the audience sits there stony-faced with no idea they just heard a joke, it is the fault of the pedophile who failed to tell a joke.
Can anyone answer this question: has Dax Herrera ever been funny? The Dr Phil appearance aside; I’m talking about during his entire time on the internet/as a streamer.

I’ve never really been a “Dick Head” so I have no perspective on whether not he used to be better “back in the day”. I’m assuming there had to be some kind of appeal there considering this thread is full of “I used to be a fan until…” posts.
 
I mean, fwiw at the time I remember Dax made a fair point, which is that if you want to get paid reach an agreement and keep reminding me because I'll probably forget. You can't go through life expecting to be instinctively rewarded. So I understand why he'd think Hazencruz and the other artist were retards.
I don't think the same can be said for Asterios because he contributed so much to that show and the least Dax could have done was cover legal expenses. But he never fucking did because he only ever thinks "I'm alright, Jack."
You're buying some bullshit "you need to annoy me" as if Dax wouldn't use that as show fodder and make you a new Maddox

It should be obvious that Dick said at some point said he'd pay them and that's the main reason they asked for payment.
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She's an octaroon who passes the paper bag test, she's "black" in the way that it makes her ugly despite clearly caring about her body.
Her skin is clearly darker than a paper bag in the 2nd one and her hair is pubey enough that she has to be quite black.

Also the one talking about her being more attractive than Marie, you're clearly wrong.
 
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