Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Welp, I'm now burdened with the knowledge of Andy's anal polyps.

On the bright side this could be foreshadowing to Andy getting ass cancer, so there's that.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Welp, I'm now burdened with the knowledge of Andy's anal polyps.

On the bright side this could be foreshadowing to Andy getting ass cancer, so there's that.

Colon polyp, not anal.

Which means that three years ago, Andy completed bowel prep adequate for a colonoscopy.

His poor family.

 

[cocko]

the accident unlocked his propensity to behave in ways that weren't prevalent before

It wouldn't be surprising if he had a concussion and lasting brain damage that made him uninhibited.

I don't even want to mention this and give him an inch, and I'm not the most knowledgeable on TBIs, but it's possible the damage screwed with some of his mental processes, and he decided to start weaponizing it. I'm attaching charts for reading and speech as examples... I don't feel good about saying it's possible because of the way he clearly plays it up if even any of it is legitimate, but I just thought I would share for the class. Maybe he does have some minor issues from brain damage and that's where he got the idea he's an Überautist from. All these cognitive processes are linked in the brain and if one part is damaged, the brain can fail to interpret stimulus or recall memory etc (ex. how letters sound, what is associated with a word or what it means, what an object looks like). There's lots of different tests to find out what deficits someone has... but it would be impossible to run them on Andy because he would just pretend to be as retarded as possible. Unfortunate.

Spoiler: Charts

This is showing the steps that go into reading and speech, from beginning to end. Brain damage can target specific steps within the whole process and cause issues. I'm too lazy to explain any further than that lmao

Fun fact: the "tip of the tongue" phenomenon happens during lexical access (retrieval of words) when the phonological retrieval (how the word sounds) fails. Neato!

 

[Banquet Meal]

this just popped up on youtube...the video is just the ice bucket challenge, but i wonder what this means??

 

[Tootsie Bear]

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this just popped up on youtube...the video is just the ice bucket challenge, but i wonder what this means??

Well, I hope it doesn't mean Andrew's dad paid the bail. Andy does have a known history of lying so it could be a way to get at Joe. That's my only guess. I wonder where Andy is at now now he's out on bail. Poopsquatch!

 

[Autismobili Lamborghini]

Well, I hope it doesn't mean Andrew's dad paid the bail. Andy does have a known history of lying so it could be a way to get at Joe. That's my only guess. I wonder where Andy is at now now he's out on bail. Poopsquatch!

The account is Andy's, the full account name is Thomas Ditch - Entitled to Have His Way.

Andy's family wants nothing to do with him, this is a hare-brained scheme by Andy to direct negative attention towards his father.

As for why this specific video? I would like to speculate its Andy trying to pull the public's heartstrings by showing a video where they weren't hostile towards each other and Andy wasn't being a piece of shit. Or that's my take at least.

 

[Banquet Meal]

The account is Andy's, the full account name is Thomas Ditch - Entitled to Have His Way.

Andy's family wants nothing to do with him, this is a hare-brained scheme by Andy to direct negative attention towards his father.

oh wait....for some reason i forgot that this is his fathers name. what an asshole. im surprised youtube hasnt taken it down, hes literally harassing and trying to get others to harass his father.

 

[Shanndog]

My guess would to be placed someplace that isn't so bad and he wouldn't have to worry about being an adult. Andy is practically middle-aged. On the first page here you can read about his work history with computers. While it doesn't go into too much detail I doubt Andy would had been the next tech billionaire. So he's looking for an easy way out.

maybe he would not have become the next big tech millionaire, but he was still successful, and he had a good future ahead of him, he had skills and a career plus other skills he used on the side and he threw it al away... and for what ?? it makes no sense why he thinks disabled people have this easy life with all this care and pampering. smh

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Through family I have known adults who became incontinent for various reasons. Getting old doesn't have much to recommend it.

Absolutely none of them ever used the word "diapers." It's always "protective garments" or some other euphemism. Even kids with intellectual disabilities don't like to say they wear "diapers." There's a reason you put your bed-wetting five-year-old in underwear-mimicking "pull-ups."

I don't think anyone over infancy ever says he wears a "diaper" except for fetish purposes.

 

[Shanndog]

Does anyone have a favorite insult from his dad? He calls Andy a retard a lot which is pretty satisfying but I was watching a video recently where he called Andy a 'Tarzan looking bitch' whatever the fuck that means

I also liked when his dad called him a nigger

Absolutely agree, haha yeah and the thing is Andy is by definition a nigga; but not in the playful jest friendly way. no.
he fits the phrase to a 'T' since one of the more serious meanings of nigga is a trifflin' no-account type person; a person of lowly character/class.
I dont remember him calling Andy a Tarzan lookin' bitch though. LOL, i am with ya, i dont understand the context and meaning behind that one either, but its still funny !

I've been thinking about the call from Andy's dad in the latest KiwiTapes video, and how his dad was mocking him for going to Cleveland.

Is it possible Andy's dad thought he had to house Andy, and wasn't allowed to kick him out?

i think a lot of it has to do with the fact his dad and mother is just passive-aggressive... you know the type, they hate their situation but they dont make any effort to change their situation or deal with the problem, they just ''accept'' it and wallow in misery: but i also think its a combination of that, and the fact that Andy manipulates, blackmails and has gas-lit his family for so long he makes them feel guilty , plus you know with actual abuse victims, they often feel defeated and powerless, that and they run out of mental and physical energy TO fight or take a stand in their situation, and in his parents case they both are elderly and have actual medical issues and disabilities which makes it harder to juggle , balance, and handle everything going on.

This is interesting to me. There are tutorials online on how to get an autism diagnosis, it's not easy but it's fakeable. Hell if I didn't know he was a faker, I would have believed he had it. For someone who's so obsessed with it, how did he fuck it up so badly?

Anyway, I hate it so much when he says "My name Andy." He does that all the time with police and medical staff, he'll ask their name and then go "My name Andy" with the most annoying affect possible, regardless of how lucid and eloquent he's been until that point. Drives me up the fucking wall.

you can tell hes faking by how he goes in and out like the flip of a switch though, you can tell he is not autistic or cognitive delayed, you can just observe him and see he is plain crazy.

 

[nevertosubmit88]

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this just popped up on youtube...the video is just the ice bucket challenge, but i wonder what this means??

I'll save an archive of the video if anyone's interested

 

[A-Stump]

Any news on the bodycam vid yet? I'll be honest I've really been looking forward to it

 

[Banquet Meal]

Any news on the bodycam vid yet? I'll be honest I've really been looking forward to it

yep. its free...when i am able to get it in..around 6 months. there are 99 people ahead of me
that said, i cant wait. even though it apparently takes forfuckingever

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

someone earlier brought up that they cant watch andy because theres no trolls or anything funny to gawk at.

and it got me to think that the reason why no online trolls come after Andy is possibly because..
1. from watching Andy's self-vlogs he seems very self-aware
2. from watching Andy's self-vlogs whenever an interaction doesnt contribute to his bullshit, he would immediately disengage. he'll ramble about being abused but when police, careworkers or hospital staff just ignore him he just retreats back,
3. When push comes to shove, he immediately fake cries. Like people enjoy watching lolcows and horror cows cry, like Daniel larson after being kicked out of a places for being a pain in the ass to people and he breaks down crying. Nobody enjoy watching a lolcow/horrorcow fake cry... like Amberlynn Reid

All in all, There is nothing entertaining about Andy except whenever people finally had enough and physically restrain him or beat him. (or hopefully both)

Andy has no redeeming quality, Andy has nothing entertaining going on and Andy's family need to enable him sometimes will be the death of them. The Ditch Family is a tragic family where from the snippets we see, is they all somewhat genuinely hate eachother and whose sole existence is to spite eachother (maybe not his dad to his wife, or joe to his mom)

But seeing as how things are, no wonder Joe is pretty fucked up aswell.

 

[RX-78]

Andy has no redeeming quality

No horrorcow has any redeeming quality, that's the morbidly fascinating thing about them.

 

[Banquet Meal]

no wonder Joe is pretty fucked up aswell.

so whats the deal about him? i havent really delved into any information about his brother, but i wouldnt doubt that hes fucked up too..they all seem miserable...all crammed together in a hoarded out house with no space, they just pick at one another, and when you throw that fucking retarded dickhead in the mix, i cant even imagine. seriously, that speaking tablet thing he has, i would bust that thing into tiny pieces when i had the chance. he literally weaponizes everything he touches.

 

[The Un-Clit]

New Ditch Drop as of 1 hour ago, blaming his old man some more:

I'm afraid I don't know how to archive so if someone else could grab this just in case that would kick some ass, thanks.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

New Ditch Drop as of 1 hour ago, blaming his old man some more:

I'm afraid I don't know how to archive so if someone else could grab this just in case that would kick some ass, thanks.

Don't worry. I got your back!

 

[Shanndog]

u just

The Brain is a strange thing - all it takes is a few mismatched wires and now you have a diaper fetish. But yeah I think the car crash is a huge part of why he is the way he is today.

i doubtthe car accident is the cause of this because he was still pretty much normal after te accident,and while at times brain damage can take some time to fully manifest, it would not cause....this.... and because he was working and was mentally active and stimulated, long term damage would have been fairly minimum, especially seeingas he had follow up checks and it was confirmed that he was not significantly damaged and hed make a full recovery, and he worked, after the injury, he still did computers and tech, he didthe weather thing, he had skills anda future but he just thew it all away because he read about severe disabilities and figured he could have an easy life if he was disabled when in reality being disabled sucks and its not a life of pampering and catering.

The car accident did fuck his brain a little bit, specifically his executive functioning and you hit on it exactly: 'his true nature couldn’t hide forever.' Just like his abusiveness was always there, his scat fetish was as well, just waiting to come out.

Before the accident he was a wild piece of shit, but I feel like the accident unlocked his propensity to behave in ways that weren't prevalent before, specifically the shitting and diapers thing. I feel like he was always fucked in the head but there were signs that he was trying to at least behave like an adult in some limited aspects (A Best PC, independent living in an apartment), but after the accident that kind of willpower has evaporated away as he has willfully regressed into a demented manbaby.

he may have been a shit, but remember even after the accident he was still doing tech and computer stuff, he was doing the weather thing, he was working, he was productive and pretty much functional, he thew it all away because in his selfish and delusional mind he thinks that being disabled means you can just float through life being cared for, pampered and catered to wit little to no efforts and that could not be further from the truth; being disabled sucks, and the quality of life is generally pretty low especially for those who are very severe like Andy likes to pretend he is.

 

[Banquet Meal]

done!
so i noticed something, when i took a screenshot of the video myself...on quora, some random person responded to some question having to do with ABDL...that alone proves hes a big fat pervy liar. its all about his fetish.