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The CBC published a story about a pooner who was surprised that heterosexual intercourse with her 'gay' husband resulted in pregnancy. The photo is hilarious -- is that a giant baby or a teeny tiny pooner?

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Link: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/trans-man-pregnant-1.7275310

Archive: https://archive.is/iJsmE
She looks like she may have potential. She is a shitty artist and attention whore.

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I've seen a mother of 5 get up on postpartum day 3, say "I feel kind of off," and drop dead. Irretrievably dead. Why doesn't that shit ever happen to these fucking freaks?


Ugly art:

She does drag:
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Every pic of her with her husband is somewhere between hilarious and pure horror fodder:

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The husband, Brandon "Bran" Piercey:

Scrolling back she has been on T at least 10 years, from the looks of the old pics.

Can we get Iran to just directly glass everyone who looks like this:

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Yeah I'm MATI whatever. Fed up with these sick fucks inflicting themselves on kids.

At least thalidomide babies are mostly harmless. What are they going to do? They have flippers for hands.

A mentally unstable roid baby surrounded by psychological abuse and degeneracy… now that seems kinda dangerous to the general population.
It masculinizes the anatomy of female babies, but can have the opposite effect on males (because there is so much exogenous testosterone his own system gets confused and doesn't produce the normal amount.) Rats but still relevant. In general it has a far worse impact on female offspring. As usual it is under-researched.
 
Lol for how long is it going to be bigoted to tell people you shouldn’t be on HRT while pregnant? Probably only once the damage is already done and you have a million dysfunctional testosterone children.
I read an article that said these insane women should stay on testosterone during pregnancy because expecting a normal, healthy baby is cishetronormative patriarchal etc evil. Affirming them is more important that the child's health.

Can't find it just now but will keep looking. (Unless someone else posts it first)
 
My fellow doods? I just saw a veeeery hairy cis peen and it's making me sooo non disphoric about my hairy rotdog and i feel sooo much better now dood 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
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I was looking on r/softies to compare to my medical tattooing (i look at way too many dicks as a straight dude lol) and there was a dude with a very hairy shaft. I get a bit dysphoric about the hair on my dick (only did electrolysis for the UL portion) and seeing that made me feel so much better. I’ve seen some with some hair going part way down the shaft, but nothing comparable to what I’ve got going on til this one. Maybe this is dumb but I’m sharing in case it helps anyone else feel better.
The hairy cis peepee (nsfw)
She also started taking T at 15... And probably stunted her height :story:
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Am I misremembering or there was some discussion about whether real dicks can get hairy or not here at some point?
 
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The pooner with the giant kid has made me real fucking mati. Obviously i hope the kid grows up healthy and fine, but in (the much more likely, unfortunately) case he doesn't, I hope that giant kid roid rages and beats the absolute shit out of her when he gets older. I hope he just wrecks all her shit like that one jontron looking retard did to his mom's house. I'm so sick of these people facing 0 consequences. I'll take my top hats, I don't care.
 
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My fellow doods? I just saw a veeeery hairy cis peen and it's making me sooo non disphoric about my hairy rotdog and i feel sooo much better dood 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
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I was looking on r/softies to compare to my medical tattooing (i look at way too many dicks as a straight dude lol) and there was a dude with a very hairy shaft. I get a bit dysphoric about the hair on my dick (only did electrolysis for the UL portion) and seeing that made me feel so much better. I’ve seen some with some hair going part way down the shaft, but nothing comparable to what I’ve got going on til this one. Maybe this is dumb but I’m sharing in case it helps anyone else feel better.
The hairy cis peepee (nsfw)
She also started taking T at 15... And probably stunted her height :story:
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Am I misremembering or there was some discussion about whether real dicks can get hairy or not here at some point?
Small addon:
"Stealthy dood"
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I just came to the realization that I’ve been living as male longer than I lived as female, so I figured it’s a good time for an AMA.

I’m 29 now. I started coming out to people at age 13, was fully out at 14, stealth at 16. I started T at 15, top surgery just shy of my 16th birthday, hysto and phallo at age 18. I’m married and have been with my wife nearly 10 years. Last fall we had a baby after trying for several years (IVF w/ donor sperm).

I may decline to answer certain questions for privacy reasons or may answer via DM, but I’m happy to answer almost everything.
Girl you're in denial and so is your wife :story:
Another case of "puberty is awkward" misinterpreted as dysphoria. Don't feel bad for her, she seems to be grooming others on reddit.
 
Look at the third picture/reel on the Lavenderblonde account. The poor little guy seems to have something wrong with his head.
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It could be nothing major. Or it could be to fix Craniosynostosis caused by excess testosterone as it's known to be a factor in spontaneous cases.

Posting her infant on her official drag account is fucked up though. It's where she advertises her services and gets bookings.
 
I read an article that said these insane women should stay on testosterone during pregnancy because expecting a normal, healthy baby is cishetronormative patriarchal etc evil. Affirming them is more important that the child's health.

Can't find it just now but will keep looking. (Unless someone else posts it first)
I'm not surprised. I've heard doctors talk about how a pregnant woman (oops, thoughtcrime; I mean a pregnant*person!*) needs to find the balance between the damage caused to a fetus by poor diet, prescription drugs, smoking, etc and the damage that can be done by the stress of quitting the "doordashing Panda Express and taking 3 SSRIs while vaping" lifestyle.
This might sound like reasonable harm reduction to you. But imagine how it ends up in practice.
I hate this gay earth
 
They wish their pussy tasted like bacon, it more likely tastes like yeast because T dries it up and causes infections.
It probably smells and tastes like rotten fish because of the omnipresent BV infections that a lot of pooners get when they take HRT.

One of the common complaints that you see coming from pooners on social media/reddit is "odor" down there and how to control it...and I have worked in places with pooner employees, some of whom smelt like a fish market dumpster from a few feet away.

Pooner stank-pussy must be foul!
 
Yeah, see, about that:

Have you noticed that the vast majority of pooners- if not all of them- have sons?

It's not a coincidence. Testosterone exposure in utero masculinises the genitals. At least some of the sons of heckin' valid transmen are XX girls.
Well known "seahorse dad" Kayden has two daughters and continued to take the hormones during both pregnancies... those girls probably have some issues. For someone whose entire identity is around race and gender, she definitely didn't stop to think that possibly causing her daughters to look more masculine by dosing them with testosterone in the womb certainly isn't helping fight the stereotype of masculine black women...
 
Xyla (wtf?) the incest pooner has apparently been made aware of the existence of this thread, and has made individual responses to a number of posts, including from yours truly, @pink cigarettes, @BeaArthurKin, @Zemblan Physics, @Stella Octangula, @Peaches Demure, and @1981toyotahilux, among others.
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Hi Xyla! <waves> You should just make an account here if you want to talk to us directly. :)
While I've got your attention, would you mind telling us what "disability" you have? Specific condition name, please.
Also, looking at your photos, is it possible your parents were also siblings? Might explain a thing or two.

She also has set up a Curiouscat.live page where anyone can ask her anonymous questions about their incest fetish LARP(?).
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Gotta say, it's a bit of a mindfuck seeing the exact same type of people who would flip the fuck out at, for example, a relationship where there's an age difference of more than 5 years or so respectfully tiptoeing around discussing a totally real incestuous relationship that is definitely not some weird LARP by an attention-seeking 3/10 Bri'ish fattie.

I got all that just from seeing the completely ranDUMB runes scrawled without an ounce of understanding, care, knowledge, or consideration on the wall behind her.
There's certainly some historical irony in the spectacle of a Polish pooner in front a wallful o' Germanic runes, including an odal (ᛟ) prominently visible just to the side of her head.

Idk I think we can expect a lot of these kids raised by extremely woke people to become conservative when they become adults.
I'm sick of this shit already and I've only been exposed to woke ideology as an adult. Imagine having to deal with this crap from the womb. Conservatives will look really good to them with their stable home lives and proper family dynamics.
I honestly believe that in a decade or two we'll be seeing a lot of the children of today's genderspecials becoming born-again Christians or tradcaths or what have you—I 100% expect to see at least a few tell-all memoirs on the subject hit the bestsellers list—and going on personal crusades against the LGBTQ+ agenda, whatever that'll have even mutated into by then. And while I, as a card-carrying homofaggot, wouldn't be very happy about that development, I don't think I could find it in me to blame them.

This shit should be fucking illegal, it's as bad as those AGP fucks that try to force babies to suck fucking HRT moob pus to "validate" their fucking disgusting woman LARP by "breastfeeding"
I'd posit that it's actually worse. Babies instinctively trust their mothers more than anyone else to protect and nurture them—hence why scared children always cry out for mama—and these self-absorbed shitheads are setting their children up for a lifetime of suffering. The physical bruises inflicted by an abusive father can fade with time, but the kind of psychological damage that can be inflicted by Mommy Daddy Dearest, especially when "he" forces you to wear girl "non-binary" clothing for your entire childhood and forbids you from participating in sports because "he" doesn't want to perpetuate toxic masculinity? That's the kind of shit that produces serial killers.

Don't be Islamaphobic.
On this point alone, I will give credit to the muzzies for making their progressive white enablers' heads explode when they denounce gendershit as Satanic.

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To be fair, that is an unusually hairy dong. No way our li'l dood's peach fuzz compares to sandnigger genetics.

I’m 29 now. I started coming out to people at age 13, was fully out at 14, stealth at 16. I started T at 15, top surgery just shy of my 16th birthday, hysto and phallo at age 18. I’m married and have been with my wife nearly 10 years. Last fall we had a baby after trying for several years (IVF w/ donor sperm).
So a lesbian couple who had a baby using donor sperm, just with extra steps. Couldn't you just identify as stone butch and call it a day?
 
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So a lesbian couple who had a baby using donor sperm, just with extra steps. Couldn't you just identify as stone butch and call it a day?
No hecking way dood, butches are sooooo mainstream and boring and not kweer enough!
She's probably bisexual with all the time she spends looking at cocks and thirsty xy guys subreddits, but again, too boring and mainstream (same thing with the kweerer version that is pan) for the manly kweer doods.
 
Xyla (wtf?) the incest pooner has apparently been made aware of the existence of this thread, and has made individual responses to a number of posts, including from yours truly, @pink cigarettes, @BeaArthurKin, @Zemblan Physics, @Stella Octangula, @Peaches Demure, and @1981toyotahilux, among others.
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HAAALLPP!! MY ROOMMATE MAKES JOKES!!

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Shhh… Don’t cry lil’ pooner! It’s alright, you’re a real man and you’ll get there some day!
Deformed nipples or not.
Oh boy... a single joke makes her doubt her decision... How sure could she has been before the surgery about this if such a small thing makes her question if it was the right thing to do? I fear this one is going to bitterly regret this in the future. Sorry dood, no refunds. Seriously, I feel sorry for her. How old is she, anyway? She sounds young.
 
>That Xyla chick gets mentioned a couple of times because they're trying very hard to be a freak show.
>Refers excitedly to themselves as being 'on KiwiFarms A LOT'.

LOL, no, lil pooner. You're barely worth a mention. Have you seen the size of some of the dedicated threads we have here to the proper freaks? You're just some edgelord chick who grossed us out in passing by wanting to fuck your brother, and you're in the big general freaks thread rather than your own dedicated one, ergo you're small fry, love. Gotta try harder than that to count as being on here 'a lot'.

Smdh some chicks cream themselves at the slightest little bit of attention, huh? I can smell the foster care kid vibes coming off her from here.
 
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Hi, Xyla! Thanks for giving a shout-out to the farms. :story:
LMAO This reads a lot like early day's Chris Chan's "information overload" in his very autistic attempt to "correct" the people responsible for the original Encyclopedia Dramatica article that initially gained him notoriety. This is where we got undying classics like "I have tons of dirty crapped briefs".

If this lil big pooner is shooting for that level of infamy, she'll have to try harder. Aim high, Xyla! Check out Nick Bate, you might gain some inspiration there; an actual incest horrorcow.

EDIT: I just noticed this "vocal disability activist" referred to us using the R-word. *gasp* Is Xyla ableist? Surely that's almost as bad as being twanzphoubicc in woke circles? Or is it possible that Xyla isn't actually disabled at all, and the whole thing is one giant LARP eclipsed only by Xyla's ever expanding girth and gravitational pull?

Either way, it's funny seeing these tards tell on themselves. I'd be willing to bet she's also hurling the F-word at gay men who refuse to go down on her stank-puss. Pooners are some of the most homophobic people out there.
 
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Hi Xyla! <waves> You should just make an account here if you want to talk to us directly. :)
Agreed, make an account if you want to talk we don't bite, and I'm sure people would love to hear your story.
Xyla phone home.
Smdh some chicks cream themselves at the slightest little bit of attention, huh? I can smell the foster care kid vibes coming off her from here.
I want to see what this Trailer Park Habsburg has to say. We don't go out to contact the exhibits but if one walks into the Zoo it's a different matter.
I fully support this idea of hers and can see no way it could go wrong, not for someone as obviously smart as her.
 
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