Containment Random Chris Updates

[Optimus Prime]

Farms. I simply do not get you.
A fellow shows up with a Chris sign at a WWE. Gets doxxed with a simple pic.
Caden and Flutter literally manipulate Chris for monetary gain and the former is on probation which he frequently breaks. Nothing happens.
I swear, either the Farms is too incompetent to do anything and the spergouts are a work of a higher deity, or lal of you are Caden's pawns, doxxing random weens while protecting the big baddy.

I think the big difference here is that the only one out of anybody here that's actually practicing good OPSEC is Flutter, simply because she doesn't seem to have anything of an internet footprint through social media or otherwise. Caden, the actual criminal, has slipped up enough for internet sleuthing to easily discern his history but even with knowledge he's still breaking the law, there isn't much the farms can do because there isn't substantial enough proof to take it to the cops (or so I'm aware).

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

I think the big difference here is that the only one out of anybody here that's actually practicing good OPSEC is Flutter, simply because she doesn't seem to have anything of an internet footprint through social media or otherwise. Caden, the actual criminal, has slipped up enough for internet sleuthing to easily discern his history but even with knowledge he's still breaking the law, there isn't much the farms can do because there isn't substantial enough proof to take it to the cops (or so I'm aware).

i still can't help but feel like flutter isn't wrangling chris for her own gain or using him for money or fame... from everything we have (and haven't) heard of her, she just feels like such a normie
i could imagine many reasons why a complete and utter normalfag would contact chris in jail, like maybe as part of some program where you reach out to criminals with short sentences and help them rehabilitate? chicks dig that sorta thing, makes them feel good about themselves

 

[D is for Stupid]

I get it that we should concentrate on cabbage, Caden, and Chris. Especially cabbage, it's a mystery why she's hanging with Chris. I think we'll see her less often as I think Chris creeped her out.

But I get why people want to dox this guy too, he was an easy target. Little side victory.

But as long we keep the eye on the prize.

We all want to solve the cabbage mystery, put caden in jail, and have more milk from Chris.

 

[Optimus Prime]

i still can't help but feel like flutter isn't wrangling chris for her own gain or using him for money or fame... from everything we have (and haven't) heard of her, she just feels like such a normie
i could imagine many reasons why a complete and utter normalfag would contact chris in jail, like maybe as part of some program where you reach out to criminals with short sentences and help them rehabilitate? chicks dig that sorta thing, makes them feel good about themselves

Flutter's gone well beyond the requirements if she was simply involved in some volunteer rehabilitation program. She went to the convention with Chris in North Carolina and showed very clear signs she didn't want the fact she was there with him to be obvious. She also likely would have gone with Chris to BABScon since Chris himself mentions he would have attended with his 'female friend' in the email response to BABS banning his ass.

It's just weird that she's still around him, when we know what an utter parasite he is and it's likely she's having to put a lot more effort into hanging out with this buffoon and being his minder, than he is trying to maintain one of the few social connections he has left.

I get it that we should concentrate on cabbage, Caden, and Chris. Especially cabbage, it's a mystery why she's hanging with Chris. I think we'll see her less often as I think Chris creeped her out.

But I get why people want to dox this guy too, he was an easy target. Little side victory.

But as long we keep the eye on the prize.

We all want to solve the cabbage mystery, put caden in jail, and have more milk from Chris.

There's also the part where there are at least two instances where "new" reddit accounts are popping up posting images of Chris claiming no knowledge of the guy, except logically there was no reason to post pictures of these things unless you specifically knew it was Chris instead of some weird eccentric guy.

 

[D is for Stupid]

And the total numbers of items sold staying on the 31st. The numbers were recorded in the morning.

31 4704
01 4708
02 4717
03 4719
04 4722
05 4722
06 4723

I'm not sure what happened in the first, maybe weens got their checks from the government? He promoted the store in minecraft? Or Chris is buying his own merch to keep caden happy with sales?

The store made $840 - $1216 in Rev.
That's 40k to 60k a year just using these samples. How much was the house bought for 265k? If so the mortgage will be like $1500? So 18k a year.

I'll keep track the inventory for a week to get an idea of actual revenue.

 

[AfroMegan]

@Maple Chris replied to your tweet about the release

https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1820843317665407314

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Reposting here to not mess up with the other thread.

 

[ASeabear8952]

The medallion strikes again.

I guess not even the replicas are safe…

The umpteenth example of proof as to why you don’t use your real name and ESPECIALLY your location in lolcow spaces.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I have noticed that Chris's Following amount has risen after being blocked by around 30 people over a span of several months without any rises.

He has followed both Kamala Harris accounts today, bringing his Following count from 1998 to 2000.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

I have noticed that Chris's Following amount has risen after being blocked by around 30 people over a span of several months without any rises.
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He has followed both Kamala Harris accounts today, bringing his Following count from 1998 to 2000.

i realize now i never actually saw kamala's twitter profile and seeing this hurt me physically
>fighting for the people. wife, momala (?), auntie. she/her.
that doesn't sound like a vice president that sounds like the bio of a woman who makes handmade dreamcatchers and scented candles for a living and goes to picket sign protests in her spare time.

also
>wife to the first 'second gentleman'
already out and saying it huh? didn't wanna wait just a little bit to blow that load?

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

i realize now i never actually saw kamala's twitter profile and seeing this hurt me physically
>fighting for the people. wife, momala (?), auntie. she/her.
that doesn't sound like a vice president that sounds like the bio of a woman who makes handmade dreamcatchers and scented candles for a living and goes to picket sign protests in her spare time.

also
>wife to the first 'second gentleman'
already out and saying it huh? didn't wanna wait just a little bit to blow that load?

Harris was endorsed by Donald Trump when she ran for her current position.

 

[LowlyPheasent]

i'm here for lolz, not info to give my hitman, and frankly flutter being some kinda shadow creature that cameras cannot pick up and seeing where this gayop will go if we let it ride is way more interesting than trying to figure out where her mom lives

Even with the fake and gay PR attempt with Weeble Wobble Cartman San Diego, the whole Flutter & Caden period here has been an utter doldrum.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

Correction: Chris' brain was already fucked. All the Idea Retards did was play into his delusions and solidify things.

I do have a guilty softspot for all the bullshit the Idea Guys made Chris believe.

 

[King Kiwi]

I do have a guilty softspot for all the bullshit the Idea Guys made Chris believe.

Well, you're one of the few .

unless you specifically knew it was Chris instead of some weird eccentric guy.

Say it ain't so.

simply because she doesn't seem to have anything of an internet footprint through social media or otherwise.

This is where I'm going to very much agree with you. I'm starting to think she's a local in Lynchburg.

I get it that we should concentrate on cabbage, Caden, and Chris. Especially cabbage, it's a mystery why she's hanging with Chris. I think we'll see her less often as I think Chris creeped her out.

But I get why people want to dox this guy too, he was an easy target. Little side victory.

But as long we keep the eye on the prize.

We all want to solve the cabbage mystery, put caden in jail, and have more milk from Chris.

Don't turn ween on us. Oi boi.

i still can't help but feel like flutter isn't wrangling chris for her own gain or using him for money or fame... from everything we have (and haven't) heard of her, she just feels like such a normie
i could imagine many reasons why a complete and utter normalfag would contact chris in jail, like maybe as part of some program where you reach out to criminals with short sentences and help them rehabilitate? chicks dig that sorta thing, makes them feel good about themselves

I agree with this.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

I saw this while browsing Reddit. Chris Chan long lost cousin.
Link Archive

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

This where I'm going to very much agree with you. I'm starting to think she's a local in Lynchburg.

This might be the case, but this leads us to have to explain all the times she left Chris via a plane to North Carolina (might be a connecting flight).

 

[D is for Stupid]

Don't turn ween on us. Oi boi.

Tried to be Switzerland. Never go full swiss I guess

 

[King Kiwi]

This might be the case, but this leads us to have to explain all the times she left Chris via a plane to North Carolina (might be a connecting flight).

Finland of course!

Even if she is Finnish, all of her content is going to be in Finnish possibly.

She really does seem like a nobody. Not trying to be unkind, but she just kind of seems like an average person. A normie. That in itself isn't a bad thing necessarily. Of course the only people that want to be normies are people who aren't normal, especially in Hollywood. It's really only her concerted association with Chris that makes her stand out.

And again, nobody's going to blame a normie trying to seek a little attention or seeking out some kind of relationship for herself. But this is NOT the way to do it.

 

[Naenia Ness]

This might be the case, but this leads us to have to explain all the times she left Chris via a plane to North Carolina (might be a connecting flight).

Maybe she's visiting family on a sort of regular basis? Could be that we've just been thinking the opposite way around.

 

[King Kiwi]

Maybe she's visiting family on a sort of regular basis? Could be that we've just been thinking the opposite way around.

Maybe, but Chris says that she reached out to him. Whoever Flutter is, she's definitely different from the others.

 

[Naenia Ness]

Maybe, but Chris says that she reached out to him. Whoever Flutter is, she's definitely different from the others.

I'm not saying that he reached out to her first, we know that's not the case.

I was just suggesting that maybe she does live locally and is instead occasionally visiting someone out of state, instead of being from somewhere else and occasionally visiting Chris.