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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Hector Hamsteak said:
I don't think Sam's ego could allow that to happen. It's always seemed to me that he needs to be the center of attention whenever in the tank, Which always takes away from the fish.
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I think it's sometimes true and sometimes not.

When Robbie was in the tank he was the center of attention because Jan would be shouting and obviously standing like he meant to give a presentation right?
Sometimes Sam comes in that way, shouting "alright y'all" and everything and then of course he's the center of attention because something is going to happen.

Sometimes though he comes in and he doesn't have anything to say to anyone but he still sucks up everyone's attention.
If I'm being generous, I want to say he doesn't realize that people get conditioned to making him the Robbie of the room and he thinks he's blending in. I can picture him wanting to spend time in the house and interact with things more casually but he's too much of a presence to do that so instead everyone goes quiet.
I'm stealing this idea from something soda man said - whenever he wanted an excuse to subtly enter a scene during 2.5 he said he would simply arrive with Zipp and offer it to people and naturally find whoever he wanted to talk to without stirring up the whole group. I think it's really as easy as that: if Sam wants to come upstairs without presenting anything give him a basic task to perform as he's coming in so the fish can assume he's just there to deliver water and nothing urgent is happening.
If I was a fish (I know that's a gay way to start a sentence but let me finish) and I saw Sam coming into the house I would immediately start thinking "what's the challenge, do I have everything on me that I need, should I stop cooking or playing pong?" And if he doesn't immediately announce anything then I would just think "I'd better not start any new activity because we're about to do a challenge in a moment." At least if he comes around with snacks or water it breaks the ice and it gives the fish a chance to ask if they should start putting things away or just chill. Plus it gives Sam an opener if he wants to talk to someone.


It could also be that he just comes in and makes everyone uncomfortable on purpose when he's clearly in a bad mood and staring and judging people but I don't have anything to suggest if that's the case other than stop doing that.
 
I'm torn on Sam at this point. On one hand he's still funny and there's been many times him showing up and forcing content has saved things from being boring as shit. The day after Cole left, Sam stayed there all day long making sure shit was happening and that pretty much saved the show. I feel like if he wasn't a presence and pushing to make things entertaining the wiggers would fumble the ball even more and just make things boring.

On the other hand the boxing shit is lame and obviously nothing but an exercise in massaging his ego. He's too much of a sociopathic dick sometimes and that ruins things. He doesn't communicate with the wiggers at all and that leads to challenges going to shit because he changes the rules half way through them.
 
After season 2 Taylor moved from Florida to Michigan, where TJ was. Now she's moving back. It's over for any Loobcooch bros remaining.
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Xavier the character is canon dead. But he's still active on twitter.
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(The context is Xavier is doing some sort of joke on twitter about Tobuscus pretending to be him and he is actually Joel Haver.)
 
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Halloween23 said:
I'm torn on Sam at this point. On one hand he's still funny and there's been many times him showing up and forcing content has saved things from being boring as shit. The day after Cole left, Sam stayed there all day long making sure shit was happening and that pretty much saved the show. I feel like if he wasn't a presence and pushing to make things entertaining the wiggers would fumble the ball even more and just make things boring.

On the other hand the boxing shit is lame and obviously nothing but an exercise in massaging his ego. He's too much of a sociopathic dick sometimes and that ruins things. He doesn't communicate with the wiggers at all and that leads to challenges going to shit because he changes the rules half way through them.
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I think there's a spectrum on this though.

Wiggers are totally unable to corral Fish like Jon and Jimmy. Multiple times on Season 1 and Season 2 Sam was the person who would appeal to them and be able to make things work for Jon and Jimmy. Without him, they'd leave or tard out more aggressively. It was the Goranian prodding in season 2 that lead to the hammer throw, Sam wasn't around for that at all. Hell, he was trying to wrangle Summer before she really flipped the fuck out. So I think he's an important part of the show, and it's not as thought Jet has these perfect master plans all laid out and Sam ruins them.

Jet is also retarded, never forget that.
 
Sam is the authority figure on the show. Jet isn't physically imposing enough to do it. He's the middle manager, the floor supervisor. People acknowledge his lesser authority, but they don't snap to it like they do for Sam.
 
With TJ & Taylor having potentially separated Jets lovetank is in shambles




*noms chicken wing* “Brian,Trish i need you guys to help me with something yo” *noms chicken wing*
 
Alizaran Crimson said:
Juliana posted this on Twitter - Live | Archive (courtesy of @banquet in Fishchat)

Not sure she realizes it's referring to the user @Xavier Ravenblood rather than Jan.
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lol, lmao even

Juliana if you're reading this I have since moved on to better and more attractive women. And yes, I am not Jan.

And so I don't get banned again for simping here is a funny and rare (200 views on jewtoob) bliccy moment that everyone has probably never seen:

Dad? Dad. Yeah, I'm going home.
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Xavier Ravenblood said:
Juliana if you're reading this I have since moved on to better and more attractive women. And yes, I am not Jan.
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look at this quitter and how quickly he moves on. he cant even stand by his woman, as soon as he sees a more attractive woman the old one is yesterday's news. you are undeserving of the rat, she is better off without you simping for her.
 
Neo-Nazi Rich Evans said:
his woman
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You almost got me good. I see right through you BOY.

Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Sam is the authority figure on the show.
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Sam is just being Sam, he acts exactly like he does whenever he's showboating or doing his standup. He's had the same personality on stage for more than 10 years and he treats the tank like his stage. He's literally just being an obnoxious faggot in the funniest way possible. From what I've heard second-hand he's actually pretty chill when he's off camera.

 
Jobama said:
Damn, that's a shame. There relationship seemed to be going well during 2.5 and her 24 hour stream 2 weeks ago. It make you wonder why it went wrong from then to now.
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My half-assed guess is somewhere along the lines of "cutting back your losses is just another way to win" from my favorite Leaf: https://youtu.be/Rov-tNCLleY?si=p-DFIudj8OzEpkKG but we probably won't know unless Taylor says anything.
 
Jobama said:
Damn, that's a shame. There relationship seemed to be going well during 2.5 and her 24 hour stream 2 weeks ago. It make you wonder why it went wrong from then to now.
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common rumor is that she has to get expensive medical care done after a botched dental surgery a while back and can't get it done away from her parents due to their insurance.

pragmatic reason or not I can't picture a couple that young sticking together even if they are currently telling each other they'll go LDR. TJ will say, I'll move to Florida! I'll wait! But he doesn't get that kind of time off and won't leave his family, and it never makes financial sense for her to return... many such cases.

Meanwhile Shadi, Jules, and Duanyay all seem to have made themselves at home at Jimmy's still so he has his choice of three sexual partners I suppose.

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Punitive Castration said:
common rumor is that she has to get expensive medical care done after a botched dental surgery a while back and can't get it done away from her parents due to their insurance.

pragmatic reason or not I can't picture a couple that young sticking together even if they are currently telling each other they'll go LDR. TJ will say, I'll move to Florida! I'll wait! But he doesn't get that kind of time off and won't leave his family, and it never makes financial sense for her to return... many such cases.
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From what I understand, Taylor’s dad is dead and her mom is an alcoholic. I don’t think it would be because of some insurance reason and I don’t think she would have to move back just for dental surgery. It would be weird for them to go back to having a LDR right after she moved to get out of one.
anliteralidiot said:
I hope it's a cost-of-living thing. Maybe TJ is going down south with her. :(
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That’s entirely possible because I don’t think she’s making more than minimum wage from streaming. Maybe she’s moving back in with her grandma? I know she apparently hated living in Florida. They still follow each other but with how abrupt and bluntly worded the tweet is and the lack of clarification from her does not bode well.
 
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Xavier Ravenblood said:
From what I've heard second-hand he's actually pretty chill when he's off camera.
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You often see glimpses of this when they are just super chill and have downtime. good moment of this was on one of the last days of 2.5 at night Sam and Letty and a couple others were just sitting around a fire talking about dumb irrelevant shit and joking around
 
Any updates on Letty's psycho ex Jeremy? Last I heard he got a letter from court after the start of Season 2 and was upset when black Frank was replaced.
 
Jon posted a clip on his Instagram where he talks to the local city council about narrowing a road for bike lanes or something. In it he says he can't sit due to a knee injury. Jon's leg is ruined for life. I can't get the clip right now.
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