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Wednezday said:
5'0 little pooner dood has height disphoria and hates constantly being compared to her brother. Contemplates dying her hair blue in protest.

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Height dysphoria is killing me​

I’m 16 and 5’0. I hate it. I have a 13 year old brother who is taller than me and everyone feels the need to mention it. I made a short film for my drama class and on the night everyone was invited to see it, the first thing my dad said to me after wasn’t “Good job” or anything. No. He just compared my height to my brother’s. I worked hard on that film but I guess height was more important to my dad. Even without my brother, everyone seems to comment on my height. It’s like all I’m known as is the short guy. This guy from my science class went to my brother’s school to give a presentation and when my brother asked if he knew me, he didn’t recognize me by name even though we sat next to each other for at least a month and did a lab together. We were even on the same soccer team for a week in Grade 8, which he mentions often. But when my brother said “he’s really short” he remembered me. I’m seriously considering dying my hair blue or something just so I have another feature to be recognized by. I used to be able to accept it but now it’s really badly affecting me. What kind of 16 year old boy is 5 feet tall? Even the short guys I see online are taller than me. I feel like I’m just a laughingstock for everyone and I’m getting sick of it. Is there a way for me to get over this? Or anything that helps with height dysphoria in general?
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The Jewel of the Nile said:
Something like this, perhaps?
Also she can just.. uninstall it.
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I've seen this but I discovered that for some reason my personal google account is linked to my work organization and the organization blocks new addons (block the download of the addon), I mean excuse me?? I did not approve of that.

I don't know how to get rid of this now. I'm trying to see if there are addons in Firefox that could do the job. Haven't worked with Firefox in forever.
 
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and I must scream said:
Guys, help!

My pooner ainsdawg wants to delete her tiktok account. Can anyone mass download all of her videos? Or tell me how to do it, but like in the simplest way, I'm not very tech-oriented.

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Just stop using the account?? Go outside?

And if the issue is not wanting people to see her face anymore then why can't she just nuke the account and leave it blank?

I can't believe she came to regret something she once felt so passionate about..
 
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Tilikum said:
Reddit pooner wants to cut her tits off AND keep her job as a stripper.
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Strippers who have had top surgery— what has your experience in the club been like?
Possible TW for opening a discussion involving transphobia
I am nonbinary and I have been a stripper on and off for 4 years. During this time I have completely gone girl mode at work and had no problem with receiving transphobia from customers or coworkers. I am now ready to start the process of getting top surgery, and I am considering starting low dose T.
I am wondering if anyone in this sub is a stripper and has had top surgery, and if this affected your work at all? How is the money difference if there was one at all? Was there a difference in how customers treated you? Were you able to keep dancing?
I am not currently dancing, and if I were to go back I would go to a new club that I’d never worked at before. So I was thinking I could possibly get away with just saying I have small boobs. However, I will need double incision, so I will have visible scars that will probably complicate the small boob story.
Some insight would be very appreciated, thank you in advance! :-)
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“Maybe you can work as a male stripper”
Stop, it’s too funny. Imagine a lil pooner dancing alongside the actual men in a production like Chippendales. :story:
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She has to be trolling.
Seriously even a Pooner can't be that dumb.
The fuck is the point in a stripper with no tits?
It might be crude, but people pay to see strippers tits. It's not to see "dancing" it's to see tits.
That's the whole fucking point of a stripper.
A fucking hairy Poonerized stripper with zipper tits is the most fucking retarded idea I've ever heard in my life, just ahead of the idea of a tiny, hairy Pooner trying to work with the fucking roided out spray tan dude bros that work as male strippers.
Come the fuck on.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
She has to be trolling.
Seriously even a Pooner can't be that dumb.
The fuck is the point in a stripper with no tits?
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Never underestimate just how retarded and fembrained these chicks can get.

“Stripper”=“dancing and being sexy”. They have no idea what men are like, or how visual men’s sexuality is, so I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s genuine.

I also wouldn’t be surprised at all if she’s one of those chicks who is attractive and a bit of an airhead, so they figure that the reason all the guys pay attention to her and hang on to her every word, is because she has such a fun personality. And not her knockers.

You know the type. The one who has a lot of male friends, and when you point out that they probably don’t have the most Christian of intentions, goes: “Whaaat? No, we’re just FRIENDS!”
 
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Fapcop said:
“Stripper”=“dancing and being sexy”. They have no idea what men are like, or how visual men’s sexuality is, so I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s genuine.
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If you have great tits, limited intelligence, and like male attention, stripping is the perfect job... for a while anyway. I've been informed that even in 'reputable' clubs, the sordidness wears everyone down.
 
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Izdaja Slika said:
Yeah, who could have imagined the market for female strippers with intact breasts was larger and more lucrative than the market for 'non-binary' strippers who have cut off their breasts and are sporting the hairy upper lip of a 14 year old boy?

I can't with this fucken dumbness.
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She's going to narrow her clientele down to 2 types:

The type that is trying to simulate the body of a child, and the type that will pick up on how mentally unwell she is and will try to exploit her.

None of the "get my lap dance from a hot chick and leave" clientele are going to pay for that. I'm sure her next post will be about how the only guys that show interest in her at the club are super weird
 
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Hepativore said:
I have not been paying attention to her for awhile, but when did she start pooning out?

It is going to wreck her singing voice...
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She's not pooning, it's just dumb pooners thinking woman with short hair=she wants to be a dood, give her T ASAP! Ignoring short hairstyles for women have existed since forever...
She does need to stop the veganism, it's making her age like shit.
 
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Tilikum said:
Reddit pooner wants to cut her tits off AND keep her job as a stripper.
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Strippers who have had top surgery— what has your experience in the club been like?
Possible TW for opening a discussion involving transphobia
I am nonbinary and I have been a stripper on and off for 4 years. During this time I have completely gone girl mode at work and had no problem with receiving transphobia from customers or coworkers. I am now ready to start the process of getting top surgery, and I am considering starting low dose T.
I am wondering if anyone in this sub is a stripper and has had top surgery, and if this affected your work at all? How is the money difference if there was one at all? Was there a difference in how customers treated you? Were you able to keep dancing?
I am not currently dancing, and if I were to go back I would go to a new club that I’d never worked at before. So I was thinking I could possibly get away with just saying I have small boobs. However, I will need double incision, so I will have visible scars that will probably complicate the small boob story.
Some insight would be very appreciated, thank you in advance! :-)
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“Maybe you can work as a male stripper”
Stop, it’s too funny. Imagine a lil pooner dancing alongside the actual men in a production like Chippendales. :story:
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Being a female dancer mysterious doesn't make her dysphoric but her is chest totally a problem, doods

Edit: Grammar
 
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Brain Power said:
She's not pooning, it's just dumb pooners thinking woman with short hair=she wants to be a dood! Ignoring short hairstyles for women have existed since forever...
She does need to stop the veganism, it's making her age like shit.
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Oh, that makes more sense then. Many women opt for short hair, especially as they get older, as shorter hair is less of a hassle to deal with. However, in our current times you run the risk of being flagged as a pooner if you are a woman.

As an aside, I know that pooners make a big fuss about dressing "masc" but don't they still have to buy pants and shirts cut for women? As there is no realistic way a pooner can change the width of her hips and shoulders, it seems that they still have to get clothing to fit their proportions.
 
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Hepativore said:
Oh, that makes more sense then. Many women opt for short hair, especially as they get older, as shorter hair is less of a hassle to deal with. However, in our current times you run the risk of being flagged as a pooner if you are a woman.

As an aside, I know that pooners make a big fuss about dressing "masc" but don't they still have to buy pants and shirts cut for women? As there is no realistic way a pooner can change the width of her hips and shoulders, it seems that they still have to get clothing to fit their proportions.
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Very much depends on the person? As for me, men's pants in general actually fit better even for bigger hips and have more crotch room, so I can sit in them or walk, also made for shorter legs, so I don't have to cut and sew anything. It does not look much form fitting though. I don't even have a 'roid clit like the pooners do, but the chafing caused by ladies' pants makes them a big hell fucking no no no. Extremely uncomfortable, would fling in the sun.
As for the tops, yes, the mens' look comical on them, but boys' sections have a lot of smaller clothes up to, don't know exactly, 176cm and that's much more than an average lil' pooner height.
 
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