Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[grapeshark77]

He said Robert Prongay didn't take the photo, but now he says it's a "spy pic". Does he think there's a team of stalkers at Worldcon?

This has got to be a wake-up call - everyone had a good time and he was miserable, he fucked up his first panel and didn't appear in any photos. Paul and Ooga were everywhere. Now he's heading home with unsold books to a lawsuit that's about to be dismissed.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He should move to Atlanta then.

I wouldn't give him more than a month there. He might be used to gazelles in Milwaukee, but the beasts there are Gaur's

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

He said Robert Prongay didn't take the photo, but now he says it's a "spy pic". Does he think there's a team of stalkers at Worldcon?

This has got to be a wake-up call - everyone had a good time and he was miserable, he fucked up his first panel and didn't appear in any photos. Paul and Ooga were everywhere. Now he's heading home with unsold books to a lawsuit that's about to be dismissed.

what livestream is he referring to? was it paywalled? no way we wouldn't have heard about it from the funsters. he's lying, as usual. he was wearing that shit in boomia's photo.

 

[Maude Snew]

Maybe he means in terms of population so it could be any city with 1 million people or more. I can't imagine getting pepperoni ingredients in a city of 560k is easy.

Life, uh, finds a way. He must be eating good to get that monstrously fat. Probably helps that he has access to a rare species of Venus Brap Trap to lure unsuspecting socio-economic factors.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Imagine having to hear day in and day out The Fatprick going on and on about how mean the Internet is.

If she considers the trip a vacation and an escape of course you'd tell The Fatprick to put down the thing that triggers his rage erections resulting in her easy access vagina getting hate fucked.

No problem in the medicated haze.

Oh hi Pat, is that your zipper or do you hate to see me?

 

[lindsayfan]

that 2017-ish peaky blinders haircut on his sagging red blimp face is so unholy. plus it's been jammed under his john cena backwards cap, reducing it to just a gloppy fauxhawk that's more gel than (greying) hair.

 

[Meriasek]

Isn't this what most successful authors do? Live in isolation so they can focus on their craft. Pigman is oversocialized and needs constant attention, be it negative or positive. His personal hell would be to be left alone with nothing but his thoughts

What thoughts?
But yeah, Piggy wouldn't do that because he doesn't focus on his craft. I think it's all part of his "I'm just so smart" self delusion, combined with his weird ass tough guy persona and superiority complex.
So he thinks he's this super manly man, this peak of masculinity, but he also thinks he's a smart genius, so his "stealthy geek" thing is that he's this manly guy who's secretly a geek, a smart jock, the best of both worlds. And since he thinks he's a genius who doesn't really need to put in effort into anything, he believes he can just bang out bestsellers whenever he feels like it, despite not really being passionate about writing, because he's just so good.
He probably deluded himself into thinking his writing career is going swell.
He's a whole cosmos of personality disorders.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I wonder why Pat's not suing the FBI for not doing their jobs and arresting his alleged swatters. I mean, he does allege that FBI has known about it for years.

 

[AnOminous]

Don't tell me all these fake geeks even read or watch sci-fi, I can only stretch my credulity so far. No genuine geek is that stealthy. It might be a front for something far cooler, like birthday party clowns.

I'd like to tell all these disgusting freaks they won't get to wear their gay little masks when they get their photos taken for the sex offender registry.

Also, apparently Worldcon told George R. R. Martin to fuck off because he couldn't/didn't want to use their online form to submit his panel proposal LOL. Martin's too much of a boomer retard to even write his novels on a current-century computer. He wanted to call them instead, but they said no.

These fucking tards excluded literally the only single person anyone ever heard of because of dumb, gay, fag rules for retards.

Pat is the same, he desperately wants to be a jock and a nerd at the same time, yet he is a fat retard and rightly seen as a poser.

Pat is both as stupid as the dumbest jock who ever lived and as smelly, fat and socially awkward as the biggest dweeb who ever lived.

He has the worst of both worlds.

He'll die in larger city. He's one "No Child" away from a gun shot if he leaves and he's too stupid and egotistical to understand that.

We've seen him in reality. He knows not to do his "nooooooooo, little baby chiiiiiild" shit in person. He'd get his shit pushed in. Probably already has once. He starts crying and screaming and begging for help, like he did with Nadolski.

Seriously, Patrick- the fat faggot with bitch tits- talks about "going bigger" and not one of you made a fat joke? For shame!

Just even trying to conceive of this humongously gigantic planet of lard being even more fat causes something on the level of a division by zero error in my brain.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I wonder why Pat's not suing the FBI for not doing their jobs and arresting his alleged swatters. I mean, he does allege that FBI has known about it for years.

I think even Pat is aware that "The FBI is coming for you, child" is cope. He lies to himself and the stalkers and says that the wheels of glowie justice turn slow but grind fine, but deep down, he knows nothing's happening. I wouldn't be surprised if he called them and they told him to stop responding to his toiler on Xitter.

Of course, I haven't checked up on the Torswats case in a while. It may be that Rick, in a rare fit of self-preservation, knows the FBI will find incriminatory evidence and doesn't want to anger them. I guess we'll see.

 

[Thé au lait]

More like ready to go nigger, like he wants to suck off a black man.

He could just stay in MKE. Where does he think his pepperoni comes from?

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Rick just Federally prisoned Trump.

It’s unsure at this time if Rick would like him to enjoy it.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

I wonder why Pat's not suing the FBI for not doing their jobs and arresting his alleged swatters. I mean, he does allege that FBI has known about it for years.

It's a quid pro quo situation. Ever since Fat moved to Milwaukee car theft, littering, shoplifting, and loud music have been at an all time low. Law enforcement agrees to look the other way with his more... opulent behavior, so long as whatever he's doing keeps the city's shucking and jiving to an appropriate minimum.

 

[AnOminous]

Rick just Federally prisoned Trump.
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It’s unsure at this time if Rick would like him to enjoy it.

It will never cease to be hilarious when absolutely impotent, unknown maggots scream insanely at public figures on Xitter.

 

[FinnSven]

Rick just Federally prisoned Trump.
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It’s unsure at this time if Rick would like him to enjoy it.

For the sake of argument, if Trump was genuinely facing prison and even the best of the best lawyer or medical professional couldn’t wrangle house arrest as an alternative, then he certainly would end up in most minimum security country club pretending to be a prison imaginable.

So it goes without saying he would enjoy it.

 

[AnOminous]

For the sake of argument, if Trump was genuinely facing prison and even the best of the best lawyer or medical professional couldn’t wrangle house arrest as an alternative, then he certainly would end up in most minimum security country club pretending to be a prison imaginable.

So it goes without saying he would enjoy it.

It's looking like if they want him in "prison" they'll just have to declare the White House a prison.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

What thoughts?
But yeah, Piggy wouldn't do that because he doesn't focus on his craft. I think it's all part of his "I'm just so smart" self delusion, combined with his weird ass tough guy persona and superiority complex.

Maybe I'm giving him too much credit but I think on some level he has to know he's a liar. I think he suffers from that delusion a lot of retards suffer from. They think everyone is as dumb or dumber than them. As for the tough guy shit, he's the toughest guy on the whole Internet which translates to being the toughest guy in a coma ward. He keeps his tough bullshit to the Internet because he's self aware enough to know it would mean an ass kicking. I think Rick knows he's a dumb pussy but the screen creates a buffer from that reality.

 

[Something Awful]

what livestream is he referring to? was it paywalled? no way we wouldn't have heard about it from the funsters. he's lying, as usual. he was wearing that shit in boomia's photo.

Lying Rick at it again. Lock him up!



Rick's panel: "In Person, No Replay"

This is a streamed event:



"In Person, Replay, Online" Note the absence of any paranoid rubes as moderators. ...ok, don't quote me on that. It's Worldcon.

Like I said before, I would have bought the online ticket for 40 British currency units. Felt worth it when you consider the lottery aspect of having a small chance of getting to see and record something hilarious/awful before they scrub it. Lyin' Rick probably forbade them to stream it to stalkers (aka the only people potentially willing to pay to see him for entertainment).

 

[Summer of George]

Even if the herd is large in Milwaukee, fats is only able to catch the slow and weak and very young; he's probably stripped the supply bare and can't stand waiting around for a new crop to grow.

No wonder he wants to move somewhere "more bountiful."

He should move to Atlanta then.

Diminishing returns. Milwaukee is already 40% black and is only ever getting darker. Atlanta is 47% black down from a high of like 70%. Like it or lump it, Pat is already right where he belongs. The concept of crop rotation as it applies to pepperoni is fucking hilarious though.

If the Robinsons ever do pack up and leave, their new place will obviously be even less luxurious than the Hovel. Pat's beloved backyard chairs will find no home in the big city. The chairs won't sell, so he'll have to turn to Goodwill to offload them. It will become a reverse bizarro funster bit to contact the charity places and tell them NOT to make the pickup as it's an obvious fraud

 

[FinnSven]

Maybe I'm giving him too much credit but I think on some level he has to know he's a liar. I think he suffers from that delusion a lot of retards suffer from. They think everyone is as dumb or dumber than them. As for the tough guy shit, he's the toughest guy on the whole Internet which translates to being the toughest guy in a coma ward. He keeps his tough bullshit to the Internet because he's self aware enough to know it would mean an ass kicking. I think Rick knows he's a dumb pussy but the screen creates a buffer from that reality.

It seems to depend on how drunk or if he knows he has a safety barrier when it comes to irl tough guy acts.

He allegedly but credibly threatened another writer at a restaurant while drunk.

There are videos of him chilling a guy while he is wearing a pink shirt, but he is pulled away by some old ladies.

It seemed that he was happy to be a “tough guy” when a camera was there so he could cry assault if he got a pasting.