Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[keke]

How is it that in all this the balldo is the most wholesome detail comparatively

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

He insinuates malfeasance on the part of the county in that they "love having her appointed"!!!!!!

Add that to the affidavit! I'm starting to feel a sneaking suspicion that Kandiyohi County is conspiring against Balldo enjoyers, and the only remedy is bodycam footage.

 

[AnOminous]

This year! He represented your girl April on her speeding ticket! Remember?

I mean, he DIDN'T DO A FUCKING THING, no-showed, and she was automatically convicted, but he IS listed on the official docket as being her defense attorney on that case.

Imagine being such a joke of a non-practicing lawyer you literally failed to defend a traffic ticket.

This is Nick's literal ineffective assistance of counsel. Not even showing up, because he was apparently too busy being a gay homosexual to show up, because there were just too many dicks to suck.

 

[RotPockets]

I'd say the worst thing that happened to Nick was becoming friends with Dick Masterson, because now Nick wants to live the life Dick claims he has:

He does have Juju’s life, they are both failed comedians and drug addicted cuckolds.

 

[Guntkvd]

I want rekieta humbled, his smugness is annoying. When the judge is putting him into pound rekieta in the ass penitentiary?

 

[Long-time Lurker]

Plus, I am pretty sure Sean has said numerous times he has done CPS stuff.

He has, at a minimum, served as a Guardian ad Litem.

Sean is a "practicing lawyer" - I've never seen quotation marks conveying so much seething.

Nick realized in his brief moments practicing that there was no need, for even before his first court case he was perfect.

Oh sorry that may have been a bad implication. I specifically meant he is perfect as an archetypal cuck. I mean, has Nick proven that the kids are even his?

So… what caused the Twitter sperging?

He's a Twitter addict. It's ideal for Nick, he gets to be a complete faggot from a safe* place without very little effort.

*Not necessarily safe to his children, he's just out of punch range of his victims.

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After thinking about it more it is clear to me that "no one has asked me (for the bodycam footage)" was an intentional trap he set to imply Null and Farms members are pedos. That is why he was so confident streaming those DMs; while he couldn't get Null to post them, he still felt giddy for activating his trap. He literally got to tell Null to have fun with his pedos at the end! And this time he'll get away with it!!

Even when he thinks he's winning, he's a total loser and a failure. How embarrassing.

 

[AnOminous]

I want rekieta humbled, his smugness is annoying. When the judge is putting him into pound rekieta in the ass penitentiary?

 

[Guntkvd]

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Its smug aura mocks me.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

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For reference, this isn't even his smug face, this is just how satisfied he is with a dick up his ass.

 

[BelUwUga]

I want rekieta humbled

Well considering his affinity for the Balldo he might have some experience with a humbler:

A humbler is a BDSM physical restraint device, a cock-and-ball bondage toy used to restrict the movement of a submissive participant in a BDSM scene. It consists of a testicle cuff device, typically a ring, that clamps around the base of the scrotum while it is drawn back between the legs. This is mounted in the center of a bar or pair of rods that pass behind the thighs at the base of the buttocks. As a result, the wearer is forced to keep their legs folded forward, as any attempt to straighten them even slightly pulls hard on the scrotum, causing anything from considerable discomfort to extreme pain. In this way the wearer is prevented from standing up straight and has to stay bent over or crawl on all fours.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Well considering his affinity for the Balldo he might have some experience with a humbler:

Sometimes I wish I could intentionally forget some things I've read.

 

[200MB]

SEAN! SEAN! What about the rules of evidence, Sean?!

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Nigger, Sean could stand to lose some weight, but you look like you skitter around at night stripping copper out of construction sites for drug money. Get off twitter, go feed your children, and make sure Kayla hasn't asphyxiated on her own vomit you junkie fuck.

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This has strong emote energy imo.

 

[sweetie_squad_4_lyfe]

I see that this thread is almost at 6k pages. Wouldn't it be WEIRD and FUNNY if we here at the farms got a 6k gift before the locals cucks got their 5k gift from Nick? Perhaps a little piece of celebratory art or something. Preferably featuring cute Kiwis and the slobbermutt. I don't know I just think it'd be funny. I'm not telling you to do anything, or whatever, I just wanted you to know. That it'd be funny.

 

[Heather Mason 2]

I want rekieta humbled, his smugness is annoying. When the judge is putting him into pound rekieta in the ass penitentiary?

His smugness is purely performative. He's not smug when the camera is off, he's probably constantly fuming that his kids are around, pestering him for rides and food and all that dumb bullshit, his drug habit has been interrupted, his wife is old and busted, and his streamer money and clout are all gone

 

[parsnip]

Imagine being a THIEF. Like Nick. A thieving liar who promised to deliver something and arrogantly refuses and scoffs at the very idea anyone expects a worm like him to live up to his word.

I don't know anything about law, but shouldn't the people who got scammed out of money by Nick be able to take legal action against him? Is this what a class action lawsuit is for?

 

[AnOminous]

Its smug aura mocks me.

And I will also note. . .this is not the face of a heterosexual man. This is the face of a gigantic homosexual. This is the face of a man who has taken multiple dicks up his asshole the very same day he made this face.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Sean is doing the same thing everybody else in Lawtube always does, including Nick himself (or at least used to). Why would intimate knowledge of local rules suddenly matter now? Oh wait. I forget. Different rules when Nick is in the dock. Silly me.

Plus, I am pretty sure Sean has said numerous times he has done CPS stuff.

Sean has more legal experience is his pinky finger than Nick has in his entire body.

Here's the rule in MN (Nick incorrectly believes his kids hair sample was entered into evidence when Sweep mentioned it. He's wrong and completeness doesn't apply.). Nick's idiotic objection was overruled. He should know the rule by now. He's just full of shit.

MN Rule 42.06 - Evidence
The court may admit any evidence, including reliable hearsay and opinion evidence, that is relevant to the decision of whether to continue protective care of the child or return the child home. Privileged communications may be admitted if authorized by Minn. Stat. § 260E.04.

Here's the relevant OH rule:
(3) Hearing procedure
The court may consider any evidence, including the reports filed by the person who brought the child to the facility and the admissions officer, without regard to formal rules of evidence.

Nick loses in both cases. Sean is correct.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick loses in both cases. Sean is correct.

But SEAN SEAN SEAN SEAN SEAAAAAAAAAN! SEAAAAAAAAAAAN!

 

[Captain Manning]

I was here for that but that was weeks and weeks ago, that's why I was asking if he had more involvement now since he keeps coming back up. I didn't miss anything so much as I'm confused how Barnes keeps circling back around to being the topic at hand if nothing if changing

I thought this had been explained to you, but what you apparently missed is that Null asked just recently (not "weeks and weeks ago") for evidence of Nick's orbiters suggesting governmental malfeasance or conspiracy. A gigantic aspect of that concerns Robert Barnes (and to lesser extent, Viva). He's the biggest pusher of that defense/cope. That's why mentions of Barnes have exploded here.

Null needs Barnes's bullshit to make his case it is in the public interest to release the Rekieta bodycam. People here have dutifully combed through and provided video clips, tweets, and transcripts of Barnes to serve that goal.

Now granted, discussion of him has probably gone beyond that now, and he could really use his own proper lolcow thread himself so the discussion of Barnes's faggotry outside of Rekieta's case doesn't completely inundate this one, but he's grown more relevant now.

Keep in mind, it's not enough for the county to "love" parents having (according to Nick's insane claims) incompetent counsel who are unable to adequately represent parents' interests.
These are court-appointed counsel.
What is he trying to insinuate?

*Gasp*

Conspiracy!

This is Nick's literal ineffective assistance of counsel.

It is. However as I said at the time, and will say again, he'll suffer no consequences for it. Because the aggrieved party would be April.

He might wanna keep that coke flowing to her though. Hell hath no fury, and all that.

I think April could really fuck Nick in several different ways now if she really wanted to. An ethics complaint being, by far, the least serious and impactful method. Nigger doesn't care about his law license except as something to wave around as an appeal to authority anyways.

How is it that in all this the balldo is the most wholesome detail comparatively

Balldo is a gateway drug.

It's not pot anymore. It's Balldo. You do Balldo, and the next thing you know you're snorting coke and the cops bash down your door and take your kids away.

Balldo: Not even once.

(This post has been sponsored by Partnership for a Balldo Free America).

 

[AnOminous]

Sometimes I wish I could intentionally forget some things I've read.

You are not alone. I sometimes dream of having the ability unlearn the horrible things I've learned. Please, can't I unlearn? Can I just forget I know what a Balldo is?