Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Something Awful]

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Biden detractors BTFO: he CAN ride a bike. I'm not sure if that was ever really the major concern, but ok.

Actually I will post the whole clip, because it's weird (not as weird as J.D. Vance, who keeps fucking couches, but this actually occurred).

It's like Biden is a Make-A-Wish kid who wanted to ride a bike and get to be the President.




A real nothing tweet, but I want to talk about this communication pattern of Rick that annoys me. Like he HAS to respond to these random things, but he can't deign to give a full answer, a tight educational paragraph on infrastructure coated in some of that famous Rick wit.

Rick: Public infrastructure is non-profit, child. No, I will not elaborate or add anything to the conversation, you are too stupid to understand anyway. And there is no more conversation, for I have spoken. O. E. D.
Nobody: "Wow, that Rick guy is so cool, he knows highways are not exactly the same as Coca-Cola and expressed it in a very masculine way."


Why do you keep doing this, pig? Who is the person who convinced you that's a super impressive way to talk to people? Maybe you should sue that guy.

 

[Divine right to rule]

What kind of fuck headed idiocy is he promoting here?

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Or is he actually saying something incredibly based?

So Pat is saying that Jeb!, who was Florida's Governor at the time, is to blame for 9/11?

He better watch out for turtles.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Rickle Pick's

I’M RICKLE PRICK. I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PRICK.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

This is one of them there Freudian slips. The pest didn't say anything about the vandal being Rick or even implied it. He said that whoever vandalized his motorcycle with washable marker is also at Glasgow. Fat went ahead and denied that he's in these pictures which isn't a point of contention by the pest.

He's actually just really fucking retarded and is always primed to say he's not the one depicted whenever that security camera footage is shown.

 

[NaggotFigger]

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This is one of them there Freudian slips. The pest didn't say anything about the vandal being Rick or even implied it. He said that whoever vandalized his motorcycle with washable marker is also at Glasgow. Fat went ahead and denied that he's in these pictures which isn't a point of contention by the pest.

He's actually just really fucking retarded and is always primed to say he's not the one depicted whenever that security camera footage is shown.

No, Piggy. That is you. People know where you are, like finding an inbred Bigfoot. You are so foolish and easy to found in Glasgow, especially that you use your Galaxy Fold a lot and ignoring Nikki's warnings whilst wearing Converse sneakers trying to cover up your gunt and bitch tits. This is why your life is over, Piggy. Enjoy liar prison.

 

[femoralcanal]

Has Rick ever denied being autistic?

One of the most common indications of possible autism is the inability of maintaining eye contact.

If I were a certain 6'7 lispy Italian from New Jersey in WorldCon right now, I would make sure to get Pat's autograph while fiercely staring deep into his eyes and fighting every urge to blink.

 

[NaggotFigger]

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One of the most common indications of possible autism is the inability of maintaining eye contact.

Piggy is a coward for not able to maintain very long eye contact aside from provoking people to enjoy prison. He is delusional, and thinking that he is the most superior man in the world, whilst everyone hates him to oblivion, even the Milwaukee government cannot stand him, or even want to give him money. He is possibly autistic even, so he knows he is scared and ready to shit his pants when someone calls him out callously.

If I were a certain 6'7 lispy Italian from New Jersey in WorldCon right now, I would make sure to get Pat's autograph while fiercely staring deep into his eyes and fighting every urge to blink.

Pat fails in every way, because he knows he is meeting a tougher guy, who is taller and more athletic than him, and can beat the living shit out of his piggy gunt into a pulp. He is a coward, and would rather try to stalker children people on Xitter like a retard instead of actually signing a autograph for you. He would ran away if the person that he does not meet is the one wants to meet Fat Pat for a reason, except for Nikki and the ones that are shorter and selling his food that he thinks he is in the safe zone with. Never will he be able to survive living in a city because of him never shut the fuck up and only knows how to flee from people who are more menacing than Piggy

 

[Ashkenazi Porn Actress]

I didn't have Pat down as a Bush did 9/11 truther, and yet in retrospect I really should have.

Patrick S. Shitlibson is a full-on BlueAnon crazy who is adjacent to intellectual luminaries like Louise Mensch and who maintains to this very day that Trump stole the 2016 election with Russian help from Hillary Clinton (IT WAS HER TURN). The accusation that Bush was involved in 9/11 was really popular among progs and leftist truthers back in the early 00s (and ceased to be an acceptable topic the picosecond Obama was sworn in), so Pat repeats these accusations without doubt.

 

[Something Awful]

He replied to that tweet especially aggressively after being told not to, that's interesting. I don't think that's normal autism, we might be dealing with the rare Adult Oppositional Defiant Disorder. It's when you're a grown man and someone tells you NOT to, but that just makes it so that you definitely HAVE to.

Kind of like an extremely useless form of self-inflicted reverse psychology, but we have to go lower, more animalistic, to really begin to understand. More like Pavlovian, but the dog is special-needs.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Patrick S. Tomlinson is the best argument against universal suffrage that has ever existed.

If you can't fit in the voting booth, you shouldn't be able to vote. No wonder Fatty likes mail-in ballots so much.

 

[Ring of Basilius]

(this fat fuck gave no shits about politics in 2000 at the age of 20 guaranteed)

I must disagree. Patrick strikes me as the type to have been an annoying little bitch about politics at an age where you cannot grasp such concepts beyond surface level and just parrot/contradict whatever it is your parents believe. His brain has been straight up pickled by the 24/7 news cycle and that process did not begin in 2015.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

What kind of fuck headed idiocy is he promoting here?

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Or is he actually saying something incredibly based?

9/11 happened because Mama Raven never wanted to swallow and birthed this faggot waste of seed.

 

[Post Reply]

Patrick is channeling those drooling denthead wojaks.


Is Patrick S. Tomlinson willing to slob on Trump's knob as vigorously as he munches Kamala's carpet? No? Well, that's a fucking in-kind campaign contribution. Someone call the FEC and send this fatty off to enjoy prison!

 

[Procrastinhater]

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St. Andrew's Cross you say? Maybe that is why Rackets never gave much thought to covering Fatrick's legal woes on stream. He and Fats are not so different after all.

Pat "I'm into things" Tomlinson.

 

[WelperHelper99]

A real nothing tweet, but I want to talk about this communication pattern of Rick that annoys me. Like he HAS to respond to these random things, but he can't deign to give a full answer, a tight educational paragraph on infrastructure coated in some of that famous Rick wit.

Rick: Public infrastructure is non-profit, child. No, I will not elaborate or add anything to the conversation, you are too stupid to understand anyway. And there is no more conversation, for I have spoken. O. E. D.
Nobody: "Wow, that Rick guy is so cool, he knows highways are not exactly the same as Coca-Cola and expressed it in a very masculine way."


Why do you keep doing this, pig? Who is the person who convinced you that's a super impressive way to talk to people? Maybe you should sue that guy

I mean on one hand Pat is right. He's also not. Shit like the highway system is designed for the military in a time of war. So that you can, in a pinch, launch fighter jets and transport ICBMs across the country. So in a sense it is for profit- the profit of the survival of the nation.

 

[femoralcanal]

Piggy is a coward for not able to maintain very long eye contact aside from provoking people to enjoy prison

You're right, ofc. He's a huge coward. Unfortunately that's exactly why if meeting a stalker irl, an inability to maintain eye contact wouldn't be useful: our diagnosis would still be between biggest autist of all time and biggest pussy ever.

He's pretty fat, is what I'm trying to say.

I don't think that's normal autism, we might be dealing with the rare Adult Oppositional Defiant Disorder.

He is kidding here, but I'm tempted to agree with you. That being said, I do remember my psychiatry teacher saying adults don't have ODD.

Edit: I took a quick look through my old books, and I made a mistake. The disorder that doesn't happen in adults is not ODD, but its worse cousin, Conduct Disorder.

CD involves repeated pattern of agression to animals/people and destruction of property (and as far as I know, Piggy hasn't gone that far). The adult version of CD is Antisocial Personality Disorder.

That being said, to me that's nothing but its own kind of Tomlinson Technicality: at the end of the day, Patrick is just an asshole.

 

[Something Awful]

The last humanoids on this doomed planet will be two fat, hairy retards screeching Heeeestory! and Faaaaacts! at each other, the meaning of those sounds long forgotten.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

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The last humanoids on this doomed planet will be two fat, hairy retards screeching Heeeestory! and Faaaaacts! at each other, the meaning of those sounds long forgotten.

Today I learned that if you read a memo saying "bad guy wants to do bad guy stuff" you automatically stop bad guy stuff.

 

[Maude Snew]

No chance he had a line (>1 person). He would have take taken a selfie like he progressively did at his favorite all-white schools.

Wrong as always, stalker child, all his chins showed up. Longest line anyone has ever seen, visible from space even.

 

[Thé au lait]

I found the Rackets thing but it's not Xitter so I might have to wait until I'm on desktop to do a funny shoop with Fats' xeet. Still sad nobody liked my joke, though
In the meantime, it turns out Fats has xeeted about cocaine 62 times, and in most of them (over 40) his was the first mention of the substance. Is this what fuels his ragepigging?

I mean on one hand Pat is right. He's also not. Shit like the highway system is designed for the military in a time of war. So that you can, in a pinch, launch fighter jets and transport ICBMs across the country. So in a sense it is for profit- the profit of the survival of the nation.

You sure it isn't for trade, and the straight sections are for landing planes? Having them contributes massively to GDP, and "green line go up" is about the most complex economic measure most politicians can handle

Today I learned that if you read a memo saying "bad guy wants to do bad guy stuff" you automatically stop bad guy stuff.

I will never understand how they think that could've been stopped once the plane had been hijacked. Did they want them to shoot down the fucking plane? The crash would be a fucking disaster if they didn't shoot them down over the ocean, and then the state would have to deal with "US Government shot down two US civilian aircraft, killing 300~600", and there is no fucking way they could ever spin that.