Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Pepito Cafe]

Cannot for the life of me figure out why she decided to have lipedema surgery before losing weight. Surely that can't be good for her health? Can anyone knowledgeable in the topic weigh in on this?

 

[PancakePredator]

So she is neurodivergent now? As said by her. Probably self diagnosed.

I was wondering if anyone else caught that. Is there any condition she won’t claim to get attention?

 

[Jizzrag]

Cannot for the life of me figure out why she decided to have lipedema surgery before losing weight. Surely that can't be good for her health? Can anyone knowledgeable in the topic weigh in on this?

She did lose weight with Ozempic, she bragged a lot about it. She lost so much that it was even visible.
Then she out-ate it. Probably due to alcohol.
Ozempic wasn’t the magical solution she hoped it would be, so now she’s banking on squeezing the fat out.
She’ll be a skinny queen in no time

ETA (I had to edit this in somewhere, I’ve made too many posts lol)
@Free the Pedos

NGL, if I thought I was going to need help to the bathroom in the middle of the night, I’d be happy someone was right there.

I’ve had many patients that need toilet assistance, that doesn’t mean you sleep in a bed next to them. Wtf. This is seriously not ok, not for the patient and not for the nurse. Imo.

 

[ghjoigcbn]

If she switched to more muted or neutral tones for her clothes and had most of the color in the accessories, shoes, and jewelry, it would look much more mature. I don’t think being older should mean having complete absence of color, and it’s a fashion “rule” I find dumb. Anna is just so awful at choosing flattering colors and pairing them. You’d think her years of being a fashion influencer would have her look back at her old content and reflect on what does and doesn’t look good, but her fashion sense has arguably just regressed compared to only six years ago (not helped by massive weight gain and sizing out of brands). The times I’ve seen her actually look good with her fashion choices are often things seen only once, then never again.

Her shoe choices have also gotten worse, as she can’t wear anything higher than a kitten heel these days, and that only adds to the ugly aesthetics. It would be nice if she invested in more sensible flats, but instead she’s often wearing ugly Tevas, Crocs, or pairing clothes with tennis shoes that don’t match the formality of the rest of the outfit. She’d also rather spend $30 on flats that lack decent support when she does buy them over $75 ones that look more “boring,” but are healthier for her feet.

Don’t forget about a year ago she admitting wearing house shoes everywhere.

That "queso" looks like someone cooked cottage cheese in the microwave until it actually burned. Or at least that's what I thought from the brief glance I took - because that's definitely not queso and possibly diarrhea in a bowl.

Also "the goal of my thigh liposuction surgery wasn't smaller thighs" REALLY?!? Then what the fuck were you aiming for? I get that in HAES circles it's verboten to admit it's not great being the size of a European compact car, but sincerely that is possibly the dumbest thing I've ever seen her write.

So in texas a popular dish is to add ground beef or chorizo into your queso. Im guessing that’s what the brown stuff is. It still looks gross and is so unnecessary . If you occasionally eat a small portion of queso like a normal person, it’s not a problem. Plus isn't she going to have it with chips or is she going to use on of those protein chip monstrosities?

 

[GenociderSyo]

That "queso" looks like someone cooked cottage cheese in the microwave until it actually burned. Or at least that's what I thought from the brief glance I took - because that's definitely not queso and possibly diarrhea in a bowl.

Also "the goal of my thigh liposuction surgery wasn't smaller thighs" REALLY?!? Then what the fuck were you aiming for? I get that in HAES circles it's verboten to admit it's not great being the size of a European compact car, but sincerely that is possibly the dumbest thing I've ever seen her write.

It was cooked cottage cheese regular cheese and beef i think. It had a video that made me nauseous.

 

[lottalove]

so now she’s banking on squeezing the fat out.

To clear it up, since that came up a few times now: She is with Dr. David Amron and Dr. Shawn Moshrefi, who so far perform common liposuction and liposculpting on her, and not with the even crazier Dr. Jaime Schwartz and his unique technique of squeezing fat out of incisions for his lipedema patients. After her surgery announcement on June 27th it was suspected it to be him, but that's not the case.

 

[Terfatron]

Girl, just get a propud
Also, why the fuck is she so hellbent on protein?
She not a toddler needing it for growth, shes not pregnant or nursing nor is she exercising excessively so what's her hookup?
She's eating enough that's I'm pretty sure she's not lacking anything so what is this?

Is it a American thing? Or is it so simple that she think "Protein=healthy" and then it stops there?

 

[bliblblblbbllb]

High protein is the current fad, and by focusing solely on "high protein good!" They can ignore that both keto and most diets in general are more about resticting carbs than getting more protein.

"Most people could do with more protein" = I'm improving my health by eating MORE!
Far easier to introduce protein shakes and protein chips and air-fryed cheese snacks, than it is to stop drinking a liter of soda daily.

For a lot of them there's also a delusional line about them being "really muscular" under the fat. They're just BIG GURLS. So they need tons of protein as FUEL for their ACTIVE lifestyles! Food is energy, food is nutrition that powers you!!! Clearly you need to pound a 300kcal protein shake between breakfast and brunch for the energy. Otherwise they might simply run out of energy! And, uh, don't ask questions about their A1C.

 

[lonelygorl15]

What is with her saying "I'm an adult with a credit card" so she deserves to buy whatever she wants?? So fucking what. Lots of people are adults with credit cards. Collectively, Americans owe over $1 trillion in credit card debt. But Anna is so speshul she can go to Wommart and buy all the crayola bathtub pens she wants!!

Her new addiction to oversharing and chiming in on Threads has only shown how much of a borderline illiterate, arrogant, lying, insufferable raging cunt she truly is.

The person asking about taking an IG reels course....JFC. That is a new level of retardation, rate me moti, I don't care. Influencers and people who want to be one are useless wastes of resources and a bane to society.

 

[Programmer Socks]

Jon tapped out it seems.

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Adults sleeping that close together that don't know each other is so awkward. That nurse is in for some shit. I imagine Anna snores non stop, has she bothered to replace her CPAP yet? Probably not.

In the first video Anna says that she's "Going alone to show you what it's like" - thanks Anna. If I ever glutton myself to your size and jettison all of my family and social circle I'll refer back to this important public education video about travelling for "surgery" solo. She just cannot accept responsibility for her own actions, even the fact that she's exhausted her pool of potential travel companions (who'd probably get to travel free) is hand-waved away as being a service for her followers.

 

[FatalTater]

People who have had bariatric surgery need extra protein, because their bodies don't want to process it properly or something.
Maybe the current trend of fatties wanting it is because they see folks who have lost a bunch of weight having extra protein, and thinking it's the food that made the difference, not the surgery?

 

[Haram-Habibi]

Anna probably read somewhere that protein is more "filling" than carbs.....as in, you load up on it, and you won't get hangry in an hour or two when your blood sugar crashes. Or maybe she was told that when she went on Ozempic, as a way to deal with occasional hunger pains. So now she's "low carb"-ish......sort of, until it gets HAAAARRRD.

If you wanna go low carb/keto, you pretty much have to cook for yourself. You don't have to do elaborate things to accomplish it. Basic techniques like roasting will get you pretty far. You will have to spend some time planning it out (although apps like Myfitnesspal make that easier), and you will have to mess up some pots, pans, etc.

You're not going to spend a lot of time in the middle of the supermarket, where all the processed foods are. When you do go to the section where all the processed foods are (because I just want some ranch dressing on my veggies, dammit!), you're going to have to spend some time reading the labels......and trying to find the "least bad" options from an added sugars/carb standpoint. (Looking at what's in that bottle, box or can will often be slightly horrifying.)

You know, the kind of things that cut into your valuable day drinking/nap time.

In any case, she's going for the easy, snacky route, with the "tortilla" protein chips, sneaky high carb crap like Kodiak and protein bars. Let some ginormous corporation figure out the math for her, she's too busy!!

 

[OttoWest]

I was wondering if anyone else caught that. Is there any condition she won’t claim to get attention?

She’s been claiming “neurodiversity” for a while now, finally admitting to what we all sussed out years ago- that’s she’s a walking, talking personification of untreated ADHD.

 

[Barbarella]

Just a quick note: she flew United, even though she ranted, stomped her feet and said she’d never fly them again.

 

[glass_houses]

In any case, she's going for the easy, snacky route, with the "tortilla" protein chips, sneaky high carb crap like Kodiak and protein bars.

The key word in this sentence is "snack".

Snacks are easy. You can sit on the lounge and watch TV, open a packet, and eat one neat bite at a time. Steak is work. Even if someone else cooks the thing, you have to sit down, cut it up, chew thoroughly before swallowing... for anyone who enjoys a nice steak, this is part of the pleasure of it. For someone like Anna, who always wants more, eating a steak is just too much effort for a comparatively small amount of food. In the time it takes to down a steak, she could wipe out an entire pantry full of chips. More is always better.

Deathfats are never foodies. It's all about quantity with them, not quality. They eat so much that they forget how to enjoy it.

 

[CrispyLegs]

POV: you’re a basket of bagels

 

[The Judean People's Front]

The nurse’s gonna sleep in a bed right beside her?!

I wonder if it's really a "nurse" or a person she hired from Craigslist. Iirc, the doctor she sees offers to hire a post-op nurse or you can hire your own? Sorry I can't be arsed to go look for it. Either way we can all agree that whatever this (probably poor, immigrant) person is paid it is certainly not enough.

Probably due to alcohol.

Which is even more impressive since ozempic is supposed to reduce the urge to drink for alcoholics. Or at least that's what it looks like currently, who knows long-term.

High protein is the current fad, and by focusing solely on "high protein good!" They can ignore that both keto and most diets in general are more about resticting carbs than getting more protein.

I laugh so hard at these fat ladies who obsess on the keto style snacks and meals without policing their carbs. I had a coworker trying to do Keto one time, and her allowed net carbs for the day were absolutely insane; I brought in homemade tortillas for a work function and she couldn't eat a single one because "that would be my carbs for the day, maybe even too many." If you do Keto but you don't actually get yourself into Ketosis, all you're doing is eating a high-fat, high protein diet, and you'll pack on the pounds accordingly. Also, in my humble opinion, if you're doing a Keto diet and aren't a small child with untreatable epilepsy or uncontrolled diabetes, you've just got an eating disorder under another name

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Did nobody else catch it?

YOU SIGNED UP FOR THE DISNEY 10K YOU FORGETFUL BRAINLESS TWATWAFFLE!!! YOU ALREADY HAVE A TRIP YOU PAID FOR!!

(oh yeah, memory-holed that shit, didn't she...)

Anna, still waiting for you to pass that ticket on to someone who'll actually participate in the run. Rainbow me, bitches. I deserve it.

 

[Jizzrag]

Which is even more impressive since ozempic is supposed to reduce the urge to drink for alcoholics

Ozempic might stop the urge to drink for normal people, but alcoholics will drink anyway. I know this fat alcoholic guy that’s on ozempic due to diabetes. Beer drinker, would drink 15+ cans of beer a day. The ozempic made him feel too full to be able to drink that much, so he switched from beer to vodka. Lol, idiot.

 

[Free the Pedos]

But yeah.....nothing beats a good, juicy steak, especially a porterhouse. Anna's in Texas, she should have no problem getting whatever cut she could want there. There's no excuse for that slop she whipped up, even if it was at 3 am

She could get so much mileages out of the great food in Austin and the Texas hill country. BBQ, wineries, kolaches, hipster restaurants, etc. It would be much more believable than her other endeavors.

If this clinic is making nurses sleep in the same room as their patients they should be closed down. It’s disgusting

I think this is a post op nurse hired independently of the clinic. NGL, if I thought I was going to need help to the bathroom in the middle of the night, I’d be happy someone was right there. I’ve never been fired from a job for sexual harassment, though, so I might be easier to handle than Anna.

Unrelated: I wonder if stimulants for her ADHD would make a dent in her eating, or if she’d just make it up on the back end when they wear off at the end of the day.