DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I LOVE that 2 platforms, 2 new joysticks, a brand new good pc, vrr enabled, another 100 hours of gameplay later he still has the same excuses.
Well worth the investment!

Also, he ragequit Gief too cause he got diamond3. womp womp

3 platforms, he bought the Xbox version as well, plus the new buttons for one of his sticks

 

[Need Help With Tips]

I LOVE that 2 platforms, 2 new joysticks, a brand new good pc, vrr enabled, another 100 hours of gameplay later he still has the same excuses.
Well worth the investment!

Also, he ragequit Gief too cause he got diamond3. womp womp

My favorite was this one, he played against this Ryu with a cross play icon indicating the Ryu is on console, and still blamed the 66ms ping for his moves not coming out. He spent the better part of a year crying that PC players are cheating because the netcode drops the console player's inputs in this scenario.

 

[Elbe]

I LOVE that 2 platforms, 2 new joysticks, a brand new good pc, vrr enabled, another 100 hours of gameplay later he still has the same excuses.
Well worth the investment!

All this is for nought if you're cursed with a fast internet connection.

 

[HorseSense]

You think DSP ever considered that detractors think he's bad at Street Fighter because detractors actually beat him in Street Fighter? Ultra radical concept, I know.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

You think DSP ever considered that detractors think he's bad at Street Fighter because detractors actually beat him in Street Fighter? Ultra radical concept, I know.

Especially RawPhil. The JP who played him yesterday and PoP can be hit or miss when it comes to beating Phil but holy shit does RawPhil make him look like a bitch. I swear his winrate against Phil is at least 95%, I only see him lose to Phil once a month or so. It reminds me when EvilAJ hunted him in the Switch version of Super Turbo or when Goji would spank him at 3S. And Goji used the worst (or second worst depending on who you ask) character in that game.

 

[Balr0g]

I LOVE that 2 platforms, 2 new joysticks, a brand new good pc, vrr enabled, another 100 hours of gameplay later he still has the same excuses.
Well worth the investment!

Also, he ragequit Gief too cause he got diamond3. womp womp

Remember when he was playing with Lily the first time and was hard stuck in diamond 5 for a while "Just give me the Master Rank I deserve!" I wish there was a feature that every time Phil insults another player or slaps his joystick he gets an electro shock. Or pays a dollar whatever is harsher

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I said this like 2 months ago and I have to say it again... THIS IS THE SALTIEST DSP STREAM (so far)! This is probably the angriest he has been playing this game.

That troll JP came back from 3% hp and kicked his ass soo hard.
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A tale in 3 acts:

5:08 "Up ball bitch! Cowardly Ken gets his fucking ass slapped and spanked again like the bitch that he is! Rematch me and take it again dude!"

5:20 Rematch

5:48 Ken beats him. "Cowardly scrub Ken, go fuck your mother!.....He's a piece of shit player and a piece of shit human!""

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Especially RawPhil. The JP who played him yesterday and PoP can be hit or miss when it comes to beating Phil but holy shit does RawPhil make him look like a bitch. I swear his winrate against Phil is at least 95%, I only see him lose to Phil once a month or so. It reminds me when EvilAJ hunted him in the Switch version of Super Turbo or when Goji would spank him at 3S. And Goji used the worst (or second worst depending on who you ask) character in that game.

I could be wrong but I recall Raw Phil stating in his chat that he's not even a big street fighter player, which makes that so much better considering how phil's entire identity is tied to the game.

also phil proclaiming all these pattern player scrubs will be permanently stuck at 4 star diamond is pretty funny, considering how most of them are almost certainly longtime master players just leveling up side characters after the rank reset.

also also, it's been said here before, but master is a battle of attrition in this game. you can get there with 30% winrate or something. literal children have climbed to master with very little effort. phil himself has acknowledged this but simultaneously holds the belief that master is the pinnacle of skill and he is a gaming god for having reached it despite being unable to stay above 1500 mr lol. He peaked at silver rank in SFV btw, something he played quite a bit despite his claims. Tekken 8 has a similar forgiving system. he briefly hit low purple before getting demoted and quitting. in tekken 7 he was unable to leave teal ranks, the second lowest tier.

 

[FormerPro]

Maybe I'm too autist and dentractor coded but I think Phil's beloved Capcom maybe have fired a shot at him with the new Dead Rising Remaster coming out soon. So they've added a lot of "quality of life" features (Read: Dumbed it down for retards) but one posted on Twitter caught my eye.

I haven't seen a great deal of the pre-release coverage but I definitely haven't seen these glaring retard proof arrows anywhere else so I'm not sure it's a design choice throughout the entire game, but it is a coincidence it's in the exact same spot this happened in Phil's Dead Rising Playthough (14:31)

Again, probably just coincidence, but I love knowing that Phil's ultimate legacy left behind on the internet won't be him being a lets play pioneer, the Best US Super Turbo Player, a WWE Champions addict or even a Shameless E-Begger, he will forever be known as the stupidest fuck ever to pick up a controller.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

I think everyone here has an internal time limit on how long this KC stuff has to go on before it becomes officially dented ™, and that time limit has shrunk after the metokur stream got called off (let's be real, Jim probably needs months of recovery, maybe even longer, and there's no telling where this arc will be by then. I think it's fair to say it's not happening). I'm not saying this hasn't been funny so far, I'm not a "seething dentractor" or anything, but Triple P needs to come up with a new end goal, because the Jim one isn't working out.

My wish is that the Casino challenges Phil to a series of money matches in Tekken 8. Andy then trains and dedicates himself to using the most top tier character using the cheapest tactics and runs a tab on Phil. Phil go's from friendly "ack ack you got me" to telling Andy he's a stuttering mouwlth drooling retard, throws his stick and kicks jasper.

 

[Corpun]

So what is really to blame now for him not thoroughly thrashing and felting every single scrub despite having every shiny new toy to ensure a full 60 frames, a fightstick that is extra responsive, and playing on a top of the line PC? Hoping that he somehow finds a way to blame the 2k lemon he bought was gifted to him because the thing is an actual piece of shit that will die from a stroke before he does.

The Guy has literally said that when he says he's gonna be honest he doesn't really mean it and it's just a verbal tic he has, also he's admitted to have lied intentionally ("I had to lie to protect my family") so no idea how can anyone not be skeptical of anything he says. He has lied for shit he had zero reason to lie about, like being a former bodybuilder or building computers (or one of my favorites, his 6 inch girth, "no lie!").

My favoriite lie by omission has to be his response to business expenses. If Phil was ever in court for his bankruptcy fraud I'm certain that he thinks he could get away with it by pretending to know nothing. The scummiest thing he ever did was sneak throw his tax guy under the bus over business expenses because a mature adult never needs to know what they put into their business, its a tax guys job dood! Tax Guy is in a dangerous spot of being blamed for everything if Phil ever ends up in trouble with the law over his intentionally obscured finances.

Phil, that's not "depression & paranoia". That's the shriveled up husk of the real you that you keep buried deep down inside reminding you that you are a fake, unlikable piece of shit.

Phil actually thinks that the real him is a "demon" that he's "afflicted with", and that his NPD bloated ego is the authentic Phil. Any hint of realistic perception, thinking, or self-assessment Phil calls "this fucked up voice in the back of my head I can't get to leave me alone," while he gets drunk on the constant stream of delusions his narc ego feeds him.

And this is what the tourists won't understand about why we all laugh at him. They only see a greedy but harmless ebegger. We see under the surface at what a self-deluded weirdo this guy is and all the shit he spews in order to keep his delusions propped up.

He is easily looking at paying 120k+ to just modernise the house; he needs air con, a full kitchen refit, multiple bathrooms redone, plastering and mould removed. carpets refitted and his roof checked and probably retiled. Roof retiling is expensive as shit too but you need it done in wet areas.

On top of this, do we even know the last time his roof was retiled? I know it varies when they need redone state to state, but I am positive he would have bitched and moaned on stream about roof workers if it ever happened while he was living there. That can only make me think that the last time that house got any roof work done was with the past owners, meaning we are well past a decade of neglect, on top of the water issues the house had when Phil moved in. I wouldn't be shocked if there still is a shit ton of mold in those walls.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Congrats to Phil for finally finishing 1st in something, even if it's just a 6 second fall of landing in the correct pixel which 10000 other people have done.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

One of the town-homes in Phil's gated community is for sale. It's going for a delusional $629,000. All the units in the neighborhood have the exact same floor plan. $515 per month of HOA fees.

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Realtor.com Listing

Spoiler: Full page screencap (Because normal archive sites didn't work)

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Spoiler: Description

$10K Price Reduced! Motivated Seller! Instant Equity, Fully Renovated in GATED COMMUNITY. Spacious with 3BR and 2.5 Bath & FULLY AIR CONDITIONED. Granite FP in Living Room with vaulted ceilings, creating a warm atmosphere. Hardwood floors throughout kitchen & dining area. Beautiful kitchen with quartz counters & ample cabinet space. Backyard, perfect for al fresco dining or simply enjoying the outdoors. The master bedroom is a sanctuary with a walk-in closet. Additional features include a large utility room, fully fenced backyard, and a 2-car garage. Yard maintenance, sprinkler system & security system provided by HOA. Easy commute to highways, airport & hospital. Close to shopping and entertainment.

I attached a zip archive of the gallery pictures from the Zillow listing. Unfortunately, they're all in the webp format. Nothing I could do, dude.
If someone can get a good archive of the page, let me know and I'll swap the annoying page screenshot.

Uhh, does he live in some crazy nice/exclusive area? My three bedroom house with a full front and back yard cost something like 250k and it has central air/heating and is in a nice, quiet non-suburb-y neighbourhood just down the road from all the amenities in town. Granted it's not a big town, but that price seems absurd for what he has.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Uhh, does he live in some crazy nice/exclusive area? My three bedroom house with a full front and back yard cost something like 250k and it has central air/heating and is in a nice, quiet non-suburb-y neighbourhood just down the road from all the amenities in town. Granted it's not a big town, but that price seems absurd for what he has.

No, the nickname of his town is Low Renton. That part of the country is just expensive.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

lol he fucked up his new PC

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Uhh, does he live in some crazy nice/exclusive area? My three bedroom house with a full front and back yard cost something like 250k and it has central air/heating and is in a nice, quiet non-suburb-y neighbourhood just down the road from all the amenities in town. Granted it's not a big town, but that price seems absurd for what he has.

No. He lives in the middle unit of a triplex that had a lot of problems before he even bought it. He got screwed big time.

 

[PieceofShet]

Troubleshooting stream incoming. Holy shit. You wont believe whats the problem.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Troubleshooting stream incoming. Holy shit. You wont believe whats the problem.

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Get comfy, It’s going to be a great begging stream.

 

[GodModule]

How do you fuck up a modern Windows PC? I literally haven't had a single issue with any of my PCs since like 2007