Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Here's some wild speculation.

Reckon Nick ever let his Dad smash Kayla?

If that came out as a real thing, I'm not sure I'd be surprised at this point.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Forgive me, I'm reacting blind if these quotes have already been torn to shreds.

Dawg this is the most 'wealthy White people' shit I've ever seen.
Legit, I know this story ten times over. Rich kid fucks up, parents are total enablers, lots of pills and blow. Now that's White people shit.

Nick's certainly earning his moniker "White Bread-ass Nigger".

Robert Rekieta:
I know he has an undying love for his kids. I know he'll do anything for them. He participates in all their activities, be it ******'s soccer games, or ******* acting, things like that. So, very involved.

He'll do anything for his kids except stop drinking to excess or banging his mistress.

Robert Rekieta:
I have not seen him intoxicated.

BULL SHIT. Bob is a fucking liar who lies! Didn't Nick go to a charity event with his father several years ago in which Nick claimed to have gotten ass blasted drunk because his medication (I think Modafinil) made him more susceptible to alcohol?

Robert Rekieta:
The way I answer that question is you have people that look totally fine that you find out later aren't, you know, were on some kind of substance. And then you have the opposite people that may look like, oh, they -- they don't look good, but they're just fine.
So, I -- that's why when I answer the question, "Do you know what someone who uses drugs looks like," I don't because I don't. After the fact, I may learn it, but during the actual time, there's nothing I can definitively say, yeah, that's guy's on drugs, or that person isn't on drugs. But I am willing to be educated.

He spews bullshit JUST like his son. What a slimy, old, piece of shit. Beyond the robotic "The way I answer that question" he's trying to argue that it's possible Nick seemed inebriated when he wasn't.

Robert Rekieta:
Yeah. And I can give a very potent example. We have a trip scheduled in July that we've paid thousands of dollars for, and we are under -- we know that trip will be cancelled if we -- if it is necessary for us to be here and help out.

Lawyer:
And you're willing to make that sacrifice?

Robert Rekieta: Oh, yeah.

"THESE FUCKING KIDS. I could be vacationing at HEDONISM LX, but no! My retard son just had to stream his mistress giving him a blowie drunk out of his fucking mind with white powder on his nose!"

Lawyer:
So, I mean, it's fair to say that when you're here, like the kids are headquartered out of your house.

Robert Rekieta:
Most of the time.

Lawyer:
Most of the time?

Robert Rekieta:
Yeah.

Are you telling me that for 1 week out of every month, the kids were staying at their grandparents house? This is ludicrous.

Robert Rekieta got the kids out of the house on a regular basis so his son could be a swinging, coke snorting, alcoholic degenerate.

 

[Gorbus]

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It's amazing how, given the wide gamut of different ways to support and parent your children, the ONLY thing Nick or his dad reference with regard to Nick's parenting is how he drives drunk to their activities.

What a fucking deadbeat

This screencap gives us all the evidence we need to sew this case up. One of the kids is involved in acting; clearly they are using these skills in DECEIT to pretend to be an adult and orchestrate Spicer, Minnesota's largest cocaine ring. Nick's only crime is he supported his kids so well they were able to blossom into a master criminal well ahead of any other child in the area.

 

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fyi rekieta filed something, i dont have access and hardin is in court

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

That bill's gonna look like 1 drop of the expensive liquor Nick licks off the bottleneck compared to any incoming perjury charges.

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Almost no one gets charges with this in the United States, I am told.

BULL SHIT. Bob is a fucking liar who lies! Didn't Nick go to a charity event with his father several years ago in which Nick claimed to have gotten ass blasted drunk because his medication (I think Modafinil) made him more susceptible to alcohol?

I remember the same story. Bob is just lying to protect Nick. We would all do it to some extent for family, but we can call the spade what it is when we see it.

Are you telling me that for 1 week out of every month, the kids were staying at their grandparents house? This is ludicrous.

Robert Rekieta got the kids out of the house on a regular basis so his son could be a swinging, coke snorting, alcoholic degenerate.

That sounds insane. What kinds of parents off load their huldrne for 25% of the time onto the grandparents?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Are you telling me that for 1 week out of every month, the kids were staying at their grandparents house? This is ludicrous.

Robert Rekieta got the kids out of the house on a regular basis so his son could be a swinging, coke snorting, alcoholic degenerate.

When people were tracking the stream calendar ITT, I bet if we went back and took a look from last October until May of this year, we could figure out exactly when the kids were with Bob and Celeste, just from Nick's lack of streaming for a week.

 

[Fapcop]

Just wanted to point out that the Pharmchek sweat patches pick up on cocaine and most opioids, but not Nick’s drug of choice: Alcohol.

Kinda makes you

 

[Lidl Drip]

I remember the same story. Bob is just lying to protect Nick. We would all do it to some extent for family, but we can call the spade what it is when we see it.

It's very likely that Nick's dad is exactly like him.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Are you telling me that for 1 week out of every month, the kids were staying at their grandparents house? This is ludicrous.

Robert Rekieta got the kids out of the house on a regular basis so his son could be a swinging, coke snorting, alcoholic degenerate.

Very charitable of you to assume that the guy jacking off on stream would go through all that effort to remove the kids from the house before giving in to depravity and drug addiction.

 

[Lubby Smith]

Terrible cross examination by the prosecutor. All she got was "they could've been on drugs without you knowing," "you weren't at their house much," and "it would be bad to have drugs in a house with kids." She didn't even try to press that lying sack of shit.

"In your opinion Nick and Kayla are wonderful parents?
You've never seen either of them intoxicated?
You don't believe they would ever put the kids in danger?
You said you have complete confidence in their parenting?

Then surely you don't think the kids should've been removed?

Would you agree that splitting up a family for no reason is one of the worst things the government can do?

And that's exactly what's happening here, in your opinion?

You said your highest priority is reunification?

You would say anything during your testimony to get those kids home, wouldn't you, Bob?"

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

It's very likely that Nick's dad is exactly like him.

Personality-wise? Seems likely, but minor quibble: Bob had to be legit smart-to-borderline genius to work at Cray as an engineer in the 80s and 90s. Nick is nowhere near that level of intelligent. Nick barely got a BA in creative writing from a 5th rate "show up and you graduate" college.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Terrible cross examination by the prosecutor. All she got was "they could've been on drugs without you knowing," "you weren't at their house much," and "it would be bad to have drugs in a house with kids." She didn't even try to press that lying sack of shit.

"In your opinion Nick and Kayla are wonderful parents?
You've never seen either of them intoxicated?
You don't believe they would ever put the kids in danger?
You said you have complete confidence in their parenting?

Then surely you don't think the kids should've been removed?

Would you agree that splitting up a family for no reason is one of the worst things the government can do?

And that's exactly what's happening here, in your opinion?

You said your highest priority is reunification?

You would say anything during your testimony to get those kids home, wouldn't you, Bob?"

This was just a hearing in front of the judge, there is no jury to impress and no semantics to challenge.
The judge has seen every kind of depraved parents, mistreated kids and the relatives lying to cover it up to prevent jailtime for their children.
The father was not every credible, but him being present shows there is at least some form of familiar support network that can help them out.

It all resulted in the children not going back right away and are staying with relatives (I think it was implied they are with relatives now).

I expect a lot harsher questions if the father would try to testify to the same things in the criminal proceedings, going as far as confronting him with the swinging, cucking, balldos, and general decline of his son live on stream for the world to see. How credible his statements are also relies on what bodycam footage shows the house actually looked like inside.

 

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[Swamp_Donkey]

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Can't wait to hear how he justifies this one.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

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Well, well. Crackets seems to be in an especially cunty mood today.

 

[Oh Darn]

"I'm a big blubbering pussy who can dish it but can't take it"
-- Cracketts

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

So when it's him it's suddenly not okay? He should wear a gopro to the trial to get donation money.

 

[Sperg_rancher]

It'll be awesome to hear how he copes this to his audience

 

[Vibralldo]

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If this is televised you need to do a good old fashioned law tube stream. Invite Sean and legal mindset on and just go over the whole thing like Nick would do with other trials.

 

[Null]

It'll be awesome to hear how he copes this to his audience

"muh keedz"
t. man whose 8 year old daughter tested positive for cocaine