Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.2%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 53 15.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.9%

  • Total voters
    347
Nick's his son and I imagine that his Dad loves him unconditionally.
This is normally the case with parents but it doesn't change that this is beyond the pale behavior for a parent to engage in. Tough love is a very real thing, any parent who doesn't learn it ends up with children like Nick. Children who never grow up, children who never face consequences, and children who subsequently have zero understanding of personal responsibility. It breeds the Narcissism so prevalent in first world modern society. Love is not acceptance, it is instilling personal responsibility and self mastery. Bob for whatever reason only ever went the distance on a surface level love of at least Nick. In short parenting is walking through hell with your child, not trying to remove it as a consequence.

He's just another enabler and believes Nick is the victim in all of this.
This.
 
Aaron admits he was a suspect originally in the Balldoman investigation, about 25 minutes into the stream (still ongoing), and that's why the cops originally reached out to him after the big arrest:
Edit to add (ongoing, likely now finished):
  • Aaron posits that some of the meds Kayla is on are Nick's fault, and that Kayla could get off many of them if she left Nick. Not sure if he's been reading the thread or not.
  • Aaron says Kayla and April could get their lives fixed if they got away from Lord Balldo the manipulator.
  • Aaron says Nick overestimates his intellect because he's never been challenged on his bullshit by his parents or others near him.
  • Aaron doesn't know Nick's dealer, but he was pretty sure he was in the Twin Cities, probably MPLS. One time they want to an "Asian" restaurant in Minneapolis, and Nick had to get up during the meal to "go see a client". So he left Aaron, April, and Kayla there for 45 minutes while they ate to "go see the client". Aaron's supposes Nick was reloading then.
  • Aaron says Bob was lying on 2 areas so Nick could get the kids back.
  • The first is that Bob had never seen Nick / Kayla intoxicated. There's a lazy Susan full of whiskey bottles around the corner from the front door in the Balldo Bunker.
  • Aaron has read the Nick thread and mentions Bob being in streams in chat.
  • Bob was lying about April, he knows she isn't just a nanny. The former nanny was there around Xmas and early January, when Bob and Celeste were in MN, and Bob met April and Aaron as Nick and Kayla's "friends". Aaron and April took Bob and Celeste to dinner around this time (or after). April was in a group text with Bob (per April to Aaron).
  • Similar to Meme Copium's analysis (and others ITT), Aaron believes Bob is just saying whatever to get the kids back in the Balldo Bunker. Aaron goes harder than Meme and says Bob is enabling Nick and has been for much of his life.
  • Likely all there was, I'm not going to repeat listen to this. Godspeed, clippers.
 
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I haven't read MNPublic's latest, but does anyone else think it's possible Bob is running interference for Nick (maybe with Ty's help), and Mommy Warbucks has no clue what's going on?

It just seems odd to me that Celeste hasn't been more involved.
Maybe Celeste also likes to get pilled out and re-watch her favorite shows.
 
How many vets do you actually know? I've never heard of this stereotype. They make up such a tiny fraction of the population.
I’m from a “military family” and am basically the only exception as I no longer believe in what the US military currently stands for (for example stuff like allowing troons in). Besides personal experience I’m midwestern and have seen plenty of hobos with cardboard signs saying shit like “Vietnam vet… please feed muh family…”. They’ll give you decent enough insurance for your service, but that’s really about it.
 
Nick is such a retard that I was forced to create an account to participate in this thread.

In his recent stream he slipped up, saying: "We were ordered to comply with drug tests, and we were ordered to have no substances including alcohol, we have been completely off of them."

Let's deconstruct that.

1) The patch is said drug test and it not only tests for alcohol
2) "we have been completely off of them" implies they were on a substance (other than alcohol) that this patch is testing for
3) "we" implies that one of his cocksleeves was taking substances as well

The state should have a field day with this.

[EDIT] Clarity.
[EDIT2] Link to Stream timestamp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oiv7OGJa-lo&t=1314s
 

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Nick definitely needs tard wrangling, but I’ve seen no evidence that his parents have ever been inclined to place any limits on their little boi.

Nick isn’t streaming because @MNPublicRecords has him shitting his pants in fear. Nick is afraid to stream and is letting a Kiwi Farms user call the shots in his life.

Nick, right now, refreshing @MNPublicRecords’ post history in anticipation of new humiliations:

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Nick has been controlled by this thread for 2 years now. It is the father he never had since Bob Rekieta always enabled his son. Nick knows deep down he is a deviant fuckup
This one got to me. Nick's Father, who is probably scared to death that his son will go to jail or prison, will say anything to stop that. I can't blame him, Nick's his son and I imagine that his Dad loves him unconditionally.

Then I think of Nick, who rather than admit to having a problem with drugs would instead have his own elderly father answer questions in front of court after getting an earful about this ridiculous conspiracy theory of his. The pain and suffering of the guy who has entitled this fag with a trust fund is worth cool guy fake lawyer points and the ability to prance around in his weird cuckold fantasies. I imagine Nick knows that he'll choose to believe just about anything than the nightmare of the reality that guy is living in. I think about if I somehow ended up in a situation remotely close to what Nick is in and if my Father had to go and speak in court on my behalf and it gets me right in the pit of my stomach. Absolutely vile.
If I fucked up as bad as Nick, my parents would throw me under the bus and they'd be right to do so. He's not a 20-something dweeb, he's a 40-something father of five children who should know better. Bob Rekieta is just like Bob Chandler. He never managed to fix his kid, and his kid ended up a broken loser so now he's spending the last years of his life cleaning up his mess.
 
The only way he could "Own the Farms" would be to release a hair follicle test that showed him to be drug free during the period in question. We all know he can't do that.
I'm still surprised Balldo hasn't become Baldo yet. Every day he goes unshaved is another day those incels at the courthouse can keep asking for hair tests.

He just needs a good cover story. Maybe he has to shave it all off to play Pinhead in a local production of "Hellraiser: The Musical". He'd have to clean up a bit for the role though.
 
Aaron admits he was a suspect originally in the Balldoman investigation, about 25 minutes into the stream (still ongoing), and that's why the cops originally reached out to him after the big arrest:
He's far from being out of the woods having admitted all the things he did with kids in the house. Even Sean was puzzled and asked if he spoke to a lawyer.
I fully expect him to plea his way out and be a state witness if this somehow goes to trial.
That said, based on recent MN Records leaks, I half expect the Throuple's defense to be "Ya honah, it was actually Aaron's fault and is all of his drugs " since they have little else to go on having blabbed on too much
 
Nick’s father said that clothes could even be found behind couches.
I think that raises more questions. In my messiest college experience where doing laundry was a pain in the ass I’d have clothes piled in a closet instead of strewn out on the floor. How did they get behind couches in piles even?

Aaron doesn't know Nick's dealer, but he was pretty sure he was in the Twin Cities, probably MPLS. One time they want to an "Asian" restaurant in Minneapolis, and Nick had to get up during the meal to "go see a client". So he left Aaron, April, and Kayla there for 45 minutes while they ate to "go see the client". Aaron's supposes Nick was reloading then.

Does he still follow his drug dealer on Instagram? I didn’t a quick check and didn’t see one but maybe it’s because I wasn’t going through it throughly.

Had a few laughs at some of the aggressively monogamous family man follows

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What the fuck did shampoo ever do to Nicholas Rekieta? He avoids it like it’s sobriety, monogamy and humility wrapped into one big taco of terror.

When did the decline of Nick‘s personal hygiene first become visible? The filthy fucking hair is so gross — and makes the kids’ poor hygiene even more believable. Since Nick couldn’t be bothered to keep his own body clean, there’s no way he cared about teaching his children how to keep theirs hygienic.
With all the time he spends in the shower, you think he'd get some shampoo in between calls/texts.
 
Holy Fucking Shit!

awwww, why doesn't he have that intro anymore? you know, the one with the song his fan made about how he's a heckin' wholesome and righteous family man?

It was his outro. Does he not play the guitar riff into with 'Fight! Fight! Fight! ....Hypocrisy!' anymore?

"There is no way I can check who banned someone."

Is that true? That seems very hard to believe.

This is strictly true. YouTube let's you see a list of channel banned members in the studio, but not WHO banned then.

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Can anyone identify anything more about this patch and the testing he's doing? He looks like the poly-drug mixing is continuing, so is it alcohol + prescription drugs?

This is almost as bad as showing off an ankle monitor or alcohol interlock in your vehicle. Just WHY!?!?

Nick trashes his first lawyers again, claiming they "didn't try", "didn't do any work" on his case and were "absolute garbage". Also he says he's currently pretty embroiled in the "legal theory" of his case.
Nick wants to be his own lawyer so he can control everything, with his actual lawyer serving as nothing but "the mouth of Balldo".
His original lawyers were well practiced in this type of law and didn't make stupid objections, like objecting to hearsay in a CPS hearing (which is allowed). Nick doesn't like his original lawyers because they embarrassed him and showed him up for what he was, a third rate non-practicing youtube lawyer.

I, for one, am glad to hear Nick is involved! If Nick is involved, I am sure there will be a lot more funny!

The thing Nick (and most cows) do(es) not understand is that it is theory own actions that create their problems--not the trolls. His haters and thread has ZERO impact on his life. People in this thread find PUBLIC information Bour what Nick and his family have done and post it for discussion.

For the few who cross the line like those who spoke at his arraignment, FUCK THEM! They, however, are the vast minority, and their comments were made AFTER Nick had royally fucked over his own life.

Rekieta's dad confirmed never to have watched any of Nicks streams? 🤔

But wait! hasn't he been in Nicks yt chat before though?

He was a frequent guest and superchatter before Depp. Afterwards, I cannot recall him appearing much after the inflection point of 'Nick's worst day'.

Nick's Parents were trust fund children as well.

Incorrect. His mother's family gained most of their oil wealth in the late aughts to twenty teens. @Balldo's Gate did a great effort post about it months ago.

Bob says he is in st Petersburg and him and Celeste came up to Minnesota recently for the girls dance recital, which means the kids are not staying with them. Pretty sure Nick said or implied they were staying with grandparents.
I thought it said in one of the other leaks that kids were split between both sets of grandparents
My recollection is it being said that the children were with relatives, some of them being with grandparents. I'm pretty sure that facilitating contact between the children was mentioned at one point. Given that CPS, the GAL and the childrens' lawyers would want continued access to them, the children would have been placed locally which means with Kayla's parents and other family members.

This is a misconception that I am still shocked that people hold. It has been very clear from court documents and MNPublicRecord drops that the children were with Kayla's parents, at least officially.

There was even some confusion that the children were split up because somone asked in the first hearing (when the children were not present) where they were 'now' and the answer was 'with grandparents and other family'. What was meant was 'at this exact moment, they are being watched by others so that Kaylas parents could be in court'.

From what I understand and probably @Himedall All-seeing Waifu knows, the Trust Fund money didn’t flow until Louis Owens (Celeste’s father) had his company bought in the early 2000’s when his shares became worth millions.

The Owen’s however seemed wealthy even prior to that, but the shares pushed them into ultra wealthy donating wings of to a hospital wealthy. I think it’s likely that Louis and Peaches Owen probably helped Bob and Celeste out before Bob got his high paying job at a computer company, but unless someone looks up if Rekieta’s childhood home’s were bought by a trust I doubt that Bob had the same level of hand holding.

See above response RE: this. Credit to @Balldo's Gate for the research and effort.

I doubt Nick got bad touched. If he did he’d just be an open homosexual rather than still being in the closet at this age.

His issue with the Catholic Church and Orthodox branches is they told him no about theology and doctrine. My guess is that Nick got shut down a parishioner or a priest and seethed about it for weeks before fucking off to join a prot denomination that wasn’t as prudish or judgmental or would challenge him when he said retard shit.

He was never attached to the Church and when he married a Prot, he switched for her--and becuase the rules were less strict. However, they were still too structured for an important man like Nick!

Right, but some people here should really temper their expectations about him getting thrown under the jail for 1000 years. The US justice system is schizophrenic as fuck, and Nick has enough money to play the game.

Most of us (attorneys included) have said or agreed that he is not like to get prison time. This was a non-violent offence, they have no record, and the state is really invested in rehabilitation programs for drug users.

IMO, they are a lot more interested in making sure the children are safe than they are with wanting to make an example out of Mr. and Mrs. Balldo. They are leveraging the criminal case to try to get compliance with the CHIPS case.

I've been following this thread pretty closely , especially since Cokieta became a thing.
However, I can't recall Celeste being a witness or referenced in any documents or court papers. Bob was there the day after the bust, but I remember posting that it was of note that Celeste didn't appear in court.

I haven't read MNPublic's latest, but does anyone else think it's possible Bob is running interference for Nick (maybe with Ty's help), and Mommy Warbucks has no clue what's going on?

It just seems odd to me that Celeste hasn't been more involved.
There is zero chance that Celeste didn't know about any of this. Ty is trustee and the Rekietas move in the type of circles where people get warned about anything which may require them to do damage control. It's pretty lulzy that Bob believes any court would find his statements credible (and he should have been prepped by his own lawyers anyway), but he's probably used to people deferring to his status rather than his character.

She has been mostly invisible on sociao media and in the released recorss, but if you think she doesn't know, I cannot help you.

What we are seeing of her husband is not encouraging... Even if we do assume that they are just saying this in court to try to 'deal with this in the family'.

My assumption is that when the nanny quit, there was no one functional left in the house to do anything. Nick is drinking 24x7. Kayla is on benzos. Given that the parents didn't work and that the kids were homeschooled, all hygiene could easily go out the window. I mean look at Nick on-stream in 2024. He looks physically dirty and greasy most of the time.

I think by the start of 2024, both parents were essentially non-functional as humans. Nick certainly couldn't handle even small things like traffic tickets or paying his taxes. And its somewhat possible that after the Nanny left nobody did any laundry any more at all until the arrest at the end of May.

I would be totally embarrassed to have someone in my parish work for me and see the kinds of things that I am imagining the nanny saw. NO ONE doing laundry? NO ONE cleaning at all? DRUNK and HIGH behaviour?

Did he expect her to keep quiet? Did they have an NDA? Did he expect gossip to not go around the community? Or did he just see her as 'the help' who is beneath notice?
 
Exactly as I expected. Nicks parents failed him and that's help lead to this degenerate behaivour and they seem to want to continue enabling it. A good parent has to let their kid make mistakes, get hurt and face the consequences otherwise you end up with a Nick.

Some people here thought it was dumb that I said others around him have some level of responsibility for this situation as well and Nicks dad went and showed why I was right.

A good chunk of the community around Nick are people I'm not sure I'd want to associate with, seeing their involvement with this situation and sweeping for Nick. The fact the grandparents are standing with this is insane to me. Makes them just as bad as Nick and Kayla in my view.
 
Rekieta's dad confirmed never to have watched any of Nicks streams? 🤔

But wait! hasn't he been in Nicks yt chat before though?
Surely he has but has memory hole'd anything related to jerking off on stream, bottle licking or certain powdered sugar moments, or he's lying through his teeth to commit the strongest act of sweeping know by the Baldoverse
 
Bobby Rackets did everything to defend his son in court and I just know Nicky was still mad at him like a spoiled child.
Nick is mad at the world because he got caught and now all his dirty laundry will be public record.
Not even Daddy can make that go away, but it raises the question how many more times he was bailed out by daddy in the past.

There is no way in the world he can just go back to his swinging coke lifestyle now. The CPS case won't just disappear and there will be unannounced visits at the house to view the living conditions.

I would not be surprised if therapy for the children was court ordered because they should be old enough to realize what is going on with the drug use and the extra mommy moving in with them. Which means they will have been coached by the non-practicing lawyer on how to not speak to the police and stay quiet about the drugs.
 
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