Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Braphamut]

Never forget the animal abuse one:

Nick will learn to respect all doggos. Real or illustrated.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

While we wait for Nick to inevitably step on a rake and @MNPublicRecords to make a post about a “New Matter of Public Interest”, I have the need to ask: what is everyone’s favorite Nickjak?

I am of course partial to this one
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But there is such a variety because Nick is such an odd looking duck. He carries his weight in an odd manner that he looks skinny fat sitting down, but then you see his beer gut distended out like a starving African child. (Nick has gotten really fat again in recent videos, he’s ballooned).

Some more jaks for discussion.
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Stimming Nick

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Nick’s internal image of himself (take that Eric!)

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Nick pretending to be Fatrick

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Appeal stream coked out Nick

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Nickjak collage

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Boss man Jack and Nick face merge

I think my favorite will always be the mugshot. You can see in every line of his face that all he’s thinking about is his internet reputation. Scumbag status further solidified.

@Sharpeteer is correct. Ragejak is best.

These ones always make me laugh.

His rage against the farms must be legendary when he's alone at night. What I wouldn't give to be a fly on the wall in his dungeon while he reads his thread.

These are a close second.


We are now 1 week away from Nick's omnibus hearing. I have money on his doing 1 stream between now and then, buy it otherwise being quiet because his parents are tard wrangling him.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

We are now 1 week away from Nick's omnibus hearing. I have money on his doing 1 stream between now and then, buy it otherwise being quiet because his parents are tard wrangling him.

For maximum lulz I believe Deep Kiwi has him hiding in terror with crack induced delusions of rogue Farmers hiding in every shadow.

 

[Gorton Colu]

I have money on his doing 1 stream between now and then

New monetization strategy for the Farms. Online betting with Joah as odds maker and bookie. I would not bet against you here though.

Johm is already loathed by many. Running a greymarket gambling site can't be that much more complicated nor harm his reputation.

He can later sponsor the Bossman.

 

[Gorbus]

Nick may be borrowing from the Boogie playbook by behaving like such an unbearable faggot that nobody even wants to cover him anymore. He directly referenced Boogie's liar tattoo in his sneedfest over his DMs with Null, so he's aware of that situation and the intense faggotry-fatigue suffered by everyone covering it.

(linking elissa's clip of Kino Casino's coverage of the DM sneedfest where he mentions the Boogie tat, because its the video I currently have open)

 

[John Andrews Stan]

his parents are tard wrangling him.

Nick definitely needs tard wrangling, but I’ve seen no evidence that his parents have ever been inclined to place any limits on their little boi.

Nick isn’t streaming because @MNPublicRecords has him shitting his pants in fear. Nick is afraid to stream and is letting a Kiwi Farms user call the shots in his life.

Nick, right now, refreshing @MNPublicRecords’ post history in anticipation of new humiliations:

 

[Qod]

I thought that too, but then it came out that Nick thinks cocaine is a stress-reliever. His daughter who mysteriously suffers from stress-related acting out feels stressed and is throwing her daily tantrum? Give her cocaine! If it makes Ricky Rackets the Rail King feel less stressed, surely it'll help his daughter!

The timing may be wrong. The "need to watch family member" incident was in February of this year IIRC. His daughter wasn't tested until late May/early June. So a single dose may have cleared from her system by then.

Personally I'm going to go with the theory that her parents and their swinger side pieces are a bunch of stupid junkies and think cocaine is perfectly fine to give to children because their coke addled brains said so.

Actually that is what Ritalin does. It is a stimulant. Overstimming seems to slow these kids down.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Nick is afraid to stream and is letting a Kiwi Farms user call the shots in his life.

Imagine letting your life be controlled by scans on a gossip website.

It is fun watching Nick get classical conditioned.

 

[Sharpeteer]

That one genuinely grosses me out. lol

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Now I can't help but see Jeffery Combs playing Crackets in the Netflix special.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

@Sharpeteer is correct. Ragejak is best.


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These are a close second.


We are now 1 week away from Nick's omnibus hearing. I have money on his doing 1 stream between now and then, buy it otherwise being quiet because his parents are tard wrangling him.

My pet conspiracy is that Nick streams not for the money but to make so much bullshit it is a slog for the district attorney in the Felony case. He mentioned in his post arrest return stream that the county can have fun slogging through the footage.

Edit: Sean, why aren't you balldowashing? Sean? Seeeeaannn!

 

[thebigdream]

Timeline is stretching it, but children's hair grows slower than adult hair.

For me, this is why I think Nick is so buttmad about the test and how it 'shouldn't be possible for her to return that result' or whatever his cope is. He was convinced that enough time had passed and he'd gotten away with it only to have the State come in at the last possible moment and find ebidence of the overdose. As a narc that must make him seethe.

 

[Oh Darn]

My pet conspiracy is that Nick streams not for the money but to make so much bullshit it is a slog for the district attorney in the Felony case. He mentioned in his post arrest return stream that the county can have fun slogging through the footage.

If correct, that is directly attributable to Magichan's influence, imo.

Please, Nick, keep going! They won't be able to handle, say, a document drop of the Qover's NDA and bylaws. You should definitely upload those to waste the courts time, it would be so based!

 

[AnOminous]

Nick's cuckery happens to be that excuse. I doubt very much he actually cares about any of the disgusting shit Nick does. He only cares about Nick insofar as Nick will help him attack Eric July.

If this thieving grifter put half the effort into his gay ass frogs as he does into seething about a black man, he'd have made millions of dollars.

 

[Gorton Colu]

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Nick definitely needs tard wrangling, but I’ve seen no evidence that his parents have ever been inclined to place any limits on their little boi.

Nick isn’t streaming because @MNPublicRecords has him shitting his pants in fear. Nick is afraid to stream and is letting a Kiwi Farms user call the shots in his life.

Nick, right now, refreshing @MNPublicRecords’ post history in anticipation of new humiliations:

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Your rage twig and fatrick edits are either hilarious or horrifying. Is it possible to learn this power?

 

[not william stenchever]

Is it possible to learn this power?

Not from a practicing lawyer.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick definitely needs tard wrangling, but I’ve seen no evidence that his parents have ever been inclined to place any limits on their little boi.

I'm not ever sure it's possible to tard wrangle Rekieta. If it were, he wouldn't be in this mess.

Nick isn’t streaming because @MNPublicRecords has him shitting his pants in fear. Nick is afraid to stream and is letting a Kiwi Farms user call the shots in his life.

Somebody shared with me a funny braindead comment from Nick's dying Discord the other day, in which a low IQ Balldoguard was arguing that MPR does an info dump whenever Aaron is discussed, and it's meant to distract from any ridicule Aaron is receiving.

And not like, you know, the obvious fact, that everybody with an actual brain has figured out, that the "interesting matters of public record" are specifically timed to drop when Nick streams.



I feel bad for Sean. He's being blue-balled by Rekieta's reluctance to stream

If this thieving grifter put half the effort into his gay ass frogs as he does into seething about a black man, he'd have made millions of dollars.

He made at least a million dollars off Cyberfrog already. Probably a couple of million. If @Mister Dongs weren't MIA, he could probably show you a spreadsheet with a solid estimate of EVS's earnings to date.

EVS convinced a lot of people to support Comicsgate in order to fight back against "wokeness" in the comics industry. CG is like Gamergate, but with the promise of a competing product. A promise that is often grossly delayed at best, and outright broken at worst.

EVS's problem is that Eric July came along and showed people that it doesn't take 800 billion years to make a fucking comic book. So now Eric July makes that money, while EVS deals with refund requests and seethes nightly on his Trashcast show. Womp-womp.

 

[ChromaQuack]

that's not a Keter level SCP.

But you know what is?

Spoiler

 

[Return of the Freaker]

While we wait for Nick to inevitably step on a rake and @MNPublicRecords to make a post about a “New Matter of Public Interest”, I have the need to ask: what is everyone’s favorite Nickjak?

Once you put the balldo on, it's tough to take it off

 

[RotPockets]

I have some images that really highlight this crackhead’s visually apparent weaknesses as a man. Nothing spectacular enough to be used for meme purposes. The fourth one is the first screenshot I ever captured of this pathetic cuck. Apparently he has always looked like a balding weathered piece of shit, the drug use only amplified it. He has significant resting junkie-face that you would expect to find in a methadone clinic. Arranged in descending order of the dates taken. Timestamps included below.

Spoiler: Image dates

Courtesy of iOS image subject albums feature.