Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[not william stenchever]

delusions of adequacy

all too accurate

 

[SpergioLeonne]

The way I see this going is that Nick is blaming it all on the cocksleeves, they will happily take the felony conviction to help out Master Balldo and ruin their lives because he is controlling them and their lives in every aspect.

In reality, I believe Nick’s counter narrative is going to switch targets from corrupt police to Ay ay ron.

The most interesting thing in the entire case that I’m waiting to see is if April testifies, and then if she throws her ex under the bus

 

[demicolon]

Your Honor, one of the most common symptoms of cocaine use is a compulsive need to clean. As we can see, my house was a complete dump at the time of arrest, so I have to ask how improbable it is that 3 adults, who allegedly were daily cocaine users, never ever did dishes or laundry? Also, there were twenty five grams of cocaine around supposed addicts. If they were truly addicts, all that cocaine would disappear with the speed of light. It's proof that neither me, my wife or the babysitter were ever under the influence of cocaine. I stored it in my private safe as a collector's item.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

In reality, I believe Nick’s counter narrative is going to switch targets from corrupt police to Ay ay ron.

The most interesting thing in the entire case that I’m waiting to see is if April testifies, and then if she throws her ex under the bus

I hope we will get to see more behind the scenes documents about what they are filing, because I truly think Nick's defense will be to throw April under the bus, banish her to the outhouse where her supposed residence was already, and claim he got a big W by having one of the other drug addict adults in the house take the fall.

The reason why I even think of this as a possibility is because initially the charges against April were dropped, which makes sense considering the house is the residence of Nick and Kayla, the children are their's and they can be held liable for all drugs in the house.

Why were charges against April reinstated? Who snitched or accused her? Did she voluntarily implicate herself or did Nick's lawyer talk her into it? Is she so mind controlled by Nick that she will run into the sawblades of a felony conviction for drug possession and child abuse with a big coked out smile on her face?

Someone who still likes her needs to hire her a lawyer who isn't also Nick's lawyer.


[EDIT] *PLEASSSSSEEEEEEE APRIL! THINK OF THE KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDZ! DO THIS FOR THEM*

 

[not william stenchever]

Your Honor, one of the most common symptoms of cocaine use is a compulsive need to clean. As we can see, my house was a complete dump at the time of arrest, so I have to ask how improbable it is that 3 adults, who allegedly were daily cocaine users, never ever did dishes or laundry? Also, there were twenty five grams of cocaine around supposed addicts. If they were truly addicts, all that cocaine would disappear with the speed of light. It's proof that neither me, my wife or the babysitter were ever under the influence of cocaine. I stored it in my private safe as a collector's item.

"Mr. Rekeita, as a veteran methamphetamine user I call bullshit on your claim of cocaine enabled cleanliness. Every cokehead I've known has been unable to clean their shit unlike my compulsive crystalline compatriots. It is the opinion of this court that you should have methed the fuck up and gotten your shit together"

 

[Pagan Min]

Damn it, Nick -- if you had only sperged out a LITTLE bit more, we would've hit page 6000! NOW what am I supposed to do? Wait around until we limp along slowly to that goal? Thanks a LOT, Nicholas! You bring shame and disgrace upon your ancestors! BOO-URNS!!!

 

[Random Internet Person]

When Nick brings up "protecting his kids" my mind immediately goes to the Sophie Long case,. During his coverage he:

-read letters and filings related to the sexual exploitation of a minor child
-interviews the father, who was speaking in defiance of a court order
-claims to have had direct communication with the minor daughter

By his standards of proof, Nick has a clear sexual interest in underage girls and was likely getting his jollies over this girl being gangraped by her mom's boyfriend and Co

I know this is not the only case involving minor children he covered, it's just the most egregious given his current stance.

I have to believe if that was the case, his downfall would have happened A LOT sooner, and Kayla would have left him ages ago.

I'm gonna be real here. Lowtax was a better father than Rekieta.

Do you realize how bad that makes both of them look?

I have to apologize for allowing known, self-confessed pedophile (and friend of Nick Rekieta and Dax Herrera) @Vito Gesualdi an account for as long as I did.

Don’t feel too bad. The account only posted once, so it’s not like there was much of a platform.

Gee, Nick. Is the bodycam footage really THAT bad?

Is it really that much of a pigsty?

maybe once
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This is easily the most degenerate picture of Nick I’ve ever seen. Reminds me of Digibro.

 

[Vesperus]

Damn it, Nick -- if you had only sperged out a LITTLE bit more, we would've hit page 6000! NOW what am I supposed to do? Wait around until we limp along slowly to that goal? Thanks a LOT, Nicholas! You bring shame and disgrace upon your ancestors! BOO-URNS!!!

Patience, noobling.
Wait until it gets OVER 9000.
Oh yes, there shall be memes.

Reminds me of Digibro.

Oh you poor bastard.

 

[demicolon]

"Mr. Rekeita, as a veteran methamphetamine user I call bullshit on your claim of cocaine enabled cleanliness. Every cokehead I've known has been unable to clean their shit unlike my compulsive crystalline compatriots. It is the opinion of this court that you should have methed the fuck up and gotten your shit together"

Objection, it is common knowledge that prolonged methamphetamine use causes psychosis and hallucinations and you just admitted to it. I request immediate psychiatric screening to determine if anything you say is credible.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

It was rebooted in 2022 under a new name though it's on a "movie" channel (that also airs many hours of Cops reruns) whose ratings it immediately boosted 300%:

I wasn't aware of this. Thank you for letting me know. I loved Live PD. The I.D. Channel also had a show called Body Cam that premiered shortly before we cancelled cable so I didn't get to watch a lot of it, if you're interested.

 

[Hamsteroid]

Your Honor, one of the most common symptoms of cocaine use is a compulsive need to clean. As we can see, my house was a complete dump at the time of arrest, so I have to ask how improbable it is that 3 adults, who allegedly were daily cocaine users, never ever did dishes or laundry? Also, there were twenty five grams of cocaine around supposed addicts. If they were truly addicts, all that cocaine would disappear with the speed of light. It's proof that neither me, my wife or the babysitter were ever under the influence of cocaine. I stored it in my private safe as a collector's item.

"Mr. Rekeita, as a veteran methamphetamine user I call bullshit on your claim of cocaine enabled cleanliness. Every cokehead I've known has been unable to clean their shit unlike my compulsive crystalline compatriots. It is the opinion of this court that you should have methed the fuck up and gotten your shit together"

it is common knowledge that prolonged methamphetamine use causes psychosis and hallucinations and you just admitted to it. I request immediate psychiatric screening to determine if anything you say is credible.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Why were charges against April reinstated?

If I had to guess I think it's 1 of 2 things.

Either at the time of arrest they bought Balldo's explanation that she was just a friend stopping by and while they believed she did coke (they found her credit card that was being used to cut lines) they did not think that was enough to charge her with possession. Then she showed up the CHIPS hearing and they had learned that she was not just a friend passing through but someone who had been living there.

The 2nd scenario is that after she was arrested she indicated she would testify against Nick to save herself so they released her. After she returned to Camp Balldo she told them she had no intention of doing that so they brought the charges back.

 

[not william stenchever]

After she returned to Camp Balldo

"Qompound" is the preferred nomenclature.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Most people do not care to check the facts of a story for themselves, and they will believe the first story they hear.

Wait, so Tim Walz doesn't drink horse cum?

 

[SargonF00t]

Wait, so Tim Walz doesn't drink horse cum?

That is a true story, but this is not always the case, so do your own due diligence always.

 

[Flatsfag]

"muh keedz"
t. man whose 8 year old daughter tested positive for cocaine

Yah Honner my Keed just haz ah love of Cokka Kola
Know it's terrabil for Mah Keed but dey just get They way sometime

Don't believe that fat lying case worker
I've got pedofiles and man who get fuck in the ass in high places to deal with her

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Yah Honner my Keed just haz ah love of Cokka Kola
Know it's terrabil for Mah Keed but dey just get They way sometime

Don't believe that fat lying case worker
I've got pedofiles and man who get fuck in the ass in high places to deal with her

My history teacher in school told us stories about how he went hiking in the Andes in his 20th and all the locals were chewing Coca leaves for stamina.
So he brought his bag of dried Coca leaves that had been stored on his attic since the 1980s to school to show us.

Very chewy, but goes well with some juice to drink. He was very upset when he realized his stash was pilfered by his 14 year old students.

Point is: The courts know what kind of fucking morons adults can be and doubly so for drug addict liars. If the prosecutor is halfway competent they currently have half a class of law students watching Rakieta livestreams, locals and stream appearances to create an extensive catalogue of Nick lying. All Nick is doing right now is fight the internet to save face, he will plead out because deep down he knows he is not only cucked, but also fucked.

 

[DemsBNutz]

I believe it was Court TV who Rekieta was blowing out of the water in terms of live viewers during the Rittenhouse trial.
Having them livestream Nick's trial would be poetic.

It was Law and Crime... It was also when he defaces their logo with a Jack Mirphy beard....And called them cucks. I hate my brain and the dumb things it latches on to cataloge..Guess that might be why I am here and unashamed.

 

[keke]

Nick thinks he’s being very clever by quoting the government worker who said his children stated that if they had coke in their system, it’s because someone else gave it to them.

He is too much of a stupid cunt to realise “someone else“ includes HIM and Kayla. That’s how those questions work.

 

[boofit]

they found her credit card that was being used to cut lines

I would never use plastic to cut my dope. Plastic's full of harmful chemicals.