Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.7%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 26.5%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.6%
  • Total voters
    355
Hey Johnny Bravo said:
This is because children are notoriously unreliable as witnesses, are easily coached/led, and it is widely accepted in the legal profession that testifying in court is extremely stressful to children.
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Never mind testifying in court against your own parents.
 
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Kiwi Yuga said:
It wouldn't surprise me if Nick makes efforts to try and photograph/dox everyone who enters/leaves the courthouse. He is petty enough to try it, but I don't think he has the ability to actually do it.
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Everyone who attends, have a fake username ready to give when he asks. Feel free to use mine if you draw a blank.
 
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KADN just published a story including a statement by Null. It’s full of gems, including “live-in nanny,” April Imholte (now Anderson).

In an August 2024 web story, FOX 9 out of Minneapolis-St.Paul called the Kiwi Farms web board, a “Stalker Site,” to which Moon strongly objects.

“You could very easily say that Facebook is a stalker website or Instagram is a stalking website. It is really an inferior way to describe what amounts to a gossip forum,” Moon expounded, “It implies a level of criminality to it that doesn't exist.”
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prolapsed_cranium said:
For fuck sake. Just wear clean clothes without fucking holes in them.

Jeans and a polo, or a nice shirt, is more than proper for spectating in court
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You're not going to get held in contempt for it or anything but if you're willing to get facedoxed you might as well at least look decent.
 
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Can of Spam said:
Beg to differ, just look at the pages of discussion about what is or is not appropriate for court.

Now, shoes. Laces or loafers? Do they consider laces to be potential weapons? I know the aglet part at the end serves a sinister purpose.
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True. Laces could be used to rope if you’re a skeletal drug and boozed addicted Balldo wearing faggot.

Probably use Velcro to be safe :)
 
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Pagan Min said:
With the amount of linguistic shenanigans Nick attempts to pull off, I wouldn't be surprised if he's trying to leave an out (of sorts) if the kids were exposed to illegal substances if they were in the care of only ONE of them (i.e. not in "our" care)... That way the little shithead can still claim he was TECHNICALLY being honest...
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Mother fuu... Throw all the clocks you want at me, but if you can read Rekietish, you see he's talking about the main house. You know, the one owned by the trust? I.e. not "our (their) house"? Weaselly little fuck. So it doesn't matter if it was under one or both of their care, the house ownership gives them an "out" if you think like a wet-brained, technically-was-lawyer imbecile.
 
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Kiwi Yuga said:
It wouldn't surprise me if Nick makes efforts to try and photograph/dox everyone who enters/leaves the courthouse. He is petty enough to try it, but I don't think he has the ability to actually do it.
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Just show up with a pair of these bad boys
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FFS. Some of y’all are making this hard. Some quick notes - and I would fly up there if I had it in my schedule, because I have a genuine interest in this shit, beyond KF - some bullet points:

1. Don’t be a retard. If you get kicked out of court you probably deserve it.
2. “You” don’t represent Kiwi Farms. None of this autistic personal army bullshit. You’re a user of a web site and nothing more.
3. If you’re a gentleman, dress as such. If you’re a lady, dress and conduct yourself as one.
4. Maintain decorum. Propriety is dignifying and predisposes your manner towards civility and good manners, and is satisfying to the higher appetites.
5. I agree, gel tips are best.

Step out of the car sir said:
I’d fucking cackle if Nick shows up to the trial with a hat calling Josh a predator, better yet he should wear a hat that reads “I WAS FRAMED”, please do it Nick it’ll help your case so much.
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He should go ahead with full Ralphattire. He’s already acting like it. :diddler:
 
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