Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

I will repeat my previous statement: if you attend, DO NOT DISRUPT PROCEEDINGS unless it's really,  really funny.

I guess Nick will seethe and rant at anyone with an oh shit face like DUI guy.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

the byline for the author says sports director which is interesting

In these times, he may not just be the sports director. Web media has been cutting staff for a while.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

Since we know Kayla is likely taking a plea deal, I bet Null’s legal theory is Rekieta will try to throw his used-up, body-ruined wife under the buss and claim the coke was all hers. He won’t care what happens because he’s already upgraded to April.

 

[Jump]

the byline for the author says sports director which is interesting

This is his only non-sports story. This dude is in the thread.
ONE OF US.

 

[bliblblblbbllb]

I know there will be a court reporter, but they aren't going to make a written record of everything that's of interest. We want to know what exact shirt he's wearing and who he's oggling during court. The court reporter isn't going to record "Rekieta looked extremely beaten down, stared daggers at everyone, had a new tattoo across his forehead, and seemed to be relying on his lawyer for emotional support and constant assurances the entire time, and April looks like she's gained 20lbs and is covered in sores" but an outside observer could.

 

[MeltyTW]

Well maybe you should do a pushup, Null!

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maybe nick should do a push up. he looks like a Halloween decoration on bathsalts. i know this is the default cope when such brilliant copes as "josh literally thinks the legal statement here was written to personally debunk me personally" rather than the more reasonable and correct take he actually as the statement unintentionally debunking nicks lies coincidentally, but maybe find another one when you look to be on deaths door.

ill take pizza day over meth day any day of the week

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

I wonder if Ethan Ralph will lose another Purse if he goes to harass people in Minnesota

 

[Balldo's Gate]

"I'll also film and dox all these Kiwi Farms freaks as they come out of the courthouse." - Ethan Oliver Ralph just now

Don't worry, guys, the Kiwi Farms will potentially have representation at the hearing from one of the site's longest-standing members: convicted sex offender @theralph

After losing his passport on his last international trip like the total moron he is, this greasy third-world refugee still hiding in Mexico is going to drag his bulk slowly across the border using only his passport card to be a nuisance to everybody involved in this entire process.

@Null

Wait, the Rekieta story is getting international media attention now? I didn't realize that even Mexican journalists were covering his court case.

 

[AnOminous]

maybe nick should do a push up. he looks like a Halloween decoration on bathsalts. i know this is the default cope when such brilliant copes as "josh literally thinks the legal statement here was written to personally debunk me personally" rather than the more reasonable and correct take he actually as the statement unintentionally debunking nicks lies coincidentally, but maybe find another one when you look to be on deaths door.

It was debunking him personally. Before Nick made half his brief about crocodile tears about "muh keeeeeeds" nobody had even brought them up.

I think Nick just has problems picking up on social cues, probably because of autism caused by drug-induced brain damage.

 

[Can of Spam]

Nick makes efforts to try and photograph/dox everyone who enters/leaves the courthouse.

Just show up with a pair of these bad boys

Jokes on Nick.

Spoiler: I still have my 'Rona masks and don't mind wearing one to protect mah face dox.

 

[JustStopDude]

If you make six figures, let alone are as rich as Nick, fuck that.

If you have kids, some of the first things you learn is that children's cloths are expensive and that kiss grow out of them faster than they destroy them.

Especially when the kids are really young. It's pointless to purchase new cloths for kiss under the age of 14. They don't fucking care.

 

[AnOminous]

If you have kids, some of the first things you learn is that children's cloths are expensive and that kiss grow out of them faster than they destroy them.

But if you're Nick and you have $200 a night just to spend on booze because of your trust fund, you learn that the supply of money is infinite.

 

[DavidS877]

I know there will be a court reporter, but they aren't going to make a written record of everything that's of interest. We want to know what exact shirt he's wearing and who he's oggling during court. The court reporter isn't going to record "Rekieta looked extremely beaten down, stared daggers at everyone, had a new tattoo across his forehead, and seemed to be relying on his lawyer for emotional support and constant assurances the entire time, and April looks like she's gained 20lbs and is covered in sores" but an outside observer could.

Generally the area around courthouses is public and one could, conceivably, use a camera there to photograph people arriving or leaving the courthouse. Things called "Newspapers" and "TV News" used to regularly do this back in the day.

 

[ripecortex]

Generally the area around courthouses is public and one could, conceivably, use a camera there to photograph people arriving or leaving the courthouse. Things called "Newspapers" and "TV News" used to regularly do this back in the day.

This is the play. But I suspect ol' Nick might try and slide out the backdoor to thwart any video of him making it to the site -- and to potentially limit his ability to blow up as soon as he realizes some of those in attendance are from here.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

3. If you’re a gentleman, dress as such. If you’re a lady, dress and conduct yourself as one.

Kiwis in the courtroom be like:

https://www.npr.org/2022/07/09/1110582257/gentle-minions-rise-of-gru-tiktok-trend-viral-suits-banned-teens-box-office

 

[repentance]

Null just showed a document from the court where they confirmed that they don't predict the kids being involved at all

The Prosecutor said there was no victim, which is interesting because the kids are definitely victims in respect of the neglect charges.

I suspect things will become clearer following the omnibus hearing.

If the drug charges go to trial, I'm looking forward to seeing the courtroom sketches of Nick.

Not totally literate but the application of these clauses also depends on the current executor of the estate. His dad has already shown to be just as if not more of a fuck up than Rekieta so glhf.

The trustee appointed by Louis is Ty. It would be interesting to know whether he's also the trustee for any trusts created by Celeste.

 

[MeltyTW]

It was debunking him personally. Before Nick made half his brief about crocodile tears about "muh keeeeeeds" nobody had even brought them up.

i meant nick seems to be implying that the document was in direct reply to his excuses that he feeds us.

It wouldn't surprise me if Nick makes efforts to try and photograph/dox everyone who enters/leaves the courthouse. He is petty enough to try it, but I don't think he has the ability to actually do it.

so what if he does? your dox will basically make you a hero uncovering sleazy child abusing/starving/doping son of a bitch nick rekieta and if it does spread instead of being an internet nobody or troll youll be famous and beloved. you have to be a child abuser or a chomo outright to support nick abusing kids

 

[Sawamura Simp]

Required attire

Thank you.

 

[Vibralldo]

unless it's really,  really funny.

I guarantee it won't be and you will regret doing it

 

[Harvey Danger]

I hope a line forms outside of the courthouse.

Hey, I remember that episode.