Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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And yet, international chess championships are segregated by sex.


:winner: Vive la différence!
Chess only has a women's section because they complained that it was sexism that there were so few women grand masters. Note: women are perfectly capable of competing in the open division (it's not actually the mens), instead of the womens.
 

How to have TT sex without using their tools?​

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So basically, what advice and tips would you give to two trans women who both have bottom dysphoria. My bestie asked me for advice I drew a blank. I half answered with dry humping but I felt like there are better answers out there.

Somehow I am picturing two monkeys trying to play chess.
 
Chess only has a women's section because they complained that it was sexism that there were so few women grand masters. Note: women are perfectly capable of competing in the open division (it's not actually the mens), instead of the womens.

Men are going to dominate in the upper level of a competition like chess because there are more male geniuses. And I imagine that female chess players liked it just because most chess tournaments are sausage-fests and it was nice to have their own thing (For the record, I think men should also have the chance to have their own competitions in more female-dominated hobbies)

(I used the past tense because I assume "women's chess" all just pungent crossdressers now)

With regard to non-segregated sports; ultra running and (long-distance)trail running are two examples where talent is pretty evenly split and the women take just as many trophies as the men.

Anything to do with ultra-endurance is going to stop favoring men and possibly even favor women (maybe because of the way women store fat?). Men are nature's sprinters, women are outperformed in the short term but are built to last.

The idea of women as physically "inferior" is pushed as a kind of negative argument by troons ("Oh, so TERFs are saying women are INFERIOR?") and it does have some non-troon supporters, but it's ridiculous on its face. How would the species have even survived if 50% of its members were utter losers physically? (Not to mention, if women are inferior because they have less strength and speed than men, doesn't that make human men inferior to chimpanzees?) Men and women are different, and the differences generate advantages in different areas. But of course troons can't admit that.

Thread tax: A rare Tumblr entry. Fellas haven't you all been there?

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Yall ever been misgendered so hard the dysphoria hit you like a truck, making you literally physically stumble and again literally vomit? Yeah, fuck you dad.
 
Yall ever been misgendered so hard the dysphoria hit you like a truck, making you literally physically stumble and again literally vomit? Yeah, fuck you dad.
For a moment I was impressed, and was going to ask if this dad was giving misgendering lessons. Then I saw it was a pooner complaining.

Not that her dad isn't doing good work, but once again, this is the reason we have different divisions for men's and women's competitions.
 
This one is quite the ride:

Kicked Out of Bathroom by Karen UPDATE: I am not happy.​


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What I love in this - other than the self-evidently enjoyable tale of a tranny getting kicked out of women's toilets and the pitch perfect details like the handbag full of Nintendo games - is that after hearing only his side of the story your mind completely boggles so you have to wonder what he's actually leaving out.

While this doesn’t sound dishonest on paper, it’s worth noting I had headphones in and missed the first few knocks her employee had apparently did before Karen came around to bring down the hammer of Thor. This could be true, it could not be true, I simply wouldn’t, as I had headphones in.

Who listens to headphones in the bathroom? For many minutes?

The whole 3rd paragraph is that thing of a troon's brain just going "she treated me like I'm a man even though I'm a woman so why did she treat me like a man instead of like a woman which is what I am and yet she seemed to think I'm some kind of man" around and around.


UN.FUCKING.BELIEVABLE. I was willing to give benefit of the doubt but now she is lying about me to a civil rights investigator.

Is a "civil rights investigator" a thing in the US? Or is he raving ?

Anyway the best bit comes out in comments.

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Well see, it’s a bikini bar, ahem ahem ahem, and i was desperate for cash and wanted to be a dancer for money, not looking for judgement here, strictly looking at it from the facts of what happened and what happened was she said I wouldn’t be allowed to audition because they, her words, “Only hire all females” and that the other dancers would be fully nude while changing in the dressing rooms and that i wouldn’t be allowed back there while they are changing. If she’s denying misgendering, why wouldn’t i be allowed in a women’s changing room then?

That's right. The story actually starts with him trying to get hired as some sort of stripper so he can hang out in their dressing room.


Then taking "cute" selfies in the women's bathroom.

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Does she take me for an idiot? Does she think I am stupid?

It's a possibility.

I really hope there are more updates because the idea of a human rights investigation into a titty bar is molto intriguing.

IN CONCLUSION:

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Happy new year Kiwis. Let's start this off by posting some last night L's.

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I was at the club last night with a friend, enjoying myself, it was new years and i wanted to ring out the year with a few drinks and a couple good laughs.

I was enjoying myself, having a grand old time, and after a few drinks, I had to pee, as you do. So, I went to the bathroom, took a couple of cute selfies since I thought my make-up and my skirt/top combo was absolutely adorable tonight and then proceeded to do my business. Mid peeing however, I received a violent and loud knock on the door. I ignored the first one, I mean the door was locked because I was peeing. Then, I received another even louder and angrier knock, alongside the door handle starting to jiggle. I figured all I would have to do is pause the stream, tell this lady I was peeing and I'd be done in a second, and I could finish my business.

So I paused my piss, and opened the door and was instead greeted by the manager, Karen, who proceeded to forcefully take my purse, and then told her lackey next to her to "Search his bag." and he took off outside to rifle through my belongings.

She then asked me what I was doing and so I simply told her that I was using the bathroom like a normal person. She responded by telling me that I'm not allowed to use the women's bathroom and if I wanted to finish, I'd have to use the men's room.

After that comment her slave boy employee came back and handed me back my bag because there was nothing in it besides my Switch, cases for my Switch games, DSi XL, 2 regular DSis and the old fat DS model, alongside of course my headphones and my makeup.

So, I took my things and left crying. I hate my life, this is so not fair, I wasn't even doing anything... Why did she have to have my purse searched and immediately have to search the bathroom afterwards? I was just minding my own business and wanted to pee in peace..I ended up having to go the gas station to finish peeing.

My ID and birth certificate says female on it, I legally changed my name, I have been on HRT for over 2 years, I've been transitioning for even longer than that. Why is it just not enough? Why am I never enough???? WHEN WILL IT FUCKING END??? WHEN WILL I BE TREATED THE SAME AS EVERY OTHER GIRL
tl;dr: Anti-Tranny Assault Squad storms the bathroom to remove the man inside taking selfies while dressed as a prostitute. They search his purse and they find a Nintendo Switch and other game consoles. He is let go with just a warning.

Feels like a lot of information is missing, best guess? Women who actually needed to go to the bathroom complained that this gorilla in a skirt was occupying the bathroom to take selfies. I have no idea why he was searched though, maybe they accused him of stealing something.
Original post about the dude above carrying multiple redundant Nintendos.
 
Strip club bathroom dude is bpd incarnate. Luckily he has years of redditing documenting his insanity.

I'm at 2 years back and have seen 3 "is this sexual assault?" Posgs. Basically every time someone is mean to him, he runs to reddit and asked if he was raped.
His fiancee left his ass and he's still whining about it. Even his mother didn't bother to visit him after he tried to off himself. Seems Ike she was used to his shit
 
Men are going to dominate in the upper level of a competition like chess because there are more male geniuses. And I imagine that female chess players liked it just because most chess tournaments are sausage-fests and it was nice to have their own thing
It's not necessarily because there are more male geniuses, but because male genius is far more likely to be recognized, supported and nurtured than female genius. Male geniuses tend to be identified early (usually by adult men) and they are allowed to focus on their education and training from a very young age without distractions or chores or outside expectations. Female geniuses are less likely to be identified (due to misogyny and the presumption by many men especially that they do not exist), and even when they are identified they very often are not allowed to pursue their education and training exclusively - they still have to learn to cook and clean and do those chores, they still are expected to wear makeup and cultivate a feminine appearance which takes time effort and skill, they still are expected to date marry and have children, etc. There is a lot of misogyny in the way brilliant young men are treated versus brilliant young women, and this carries through into chess and the identification and nurturing of chess prodigies as well.

Women's only chess tournaments exist to make up for the relative lack of early identification, training and nurturing of female chess players, as well as because when women enter into "open" or male dominated chess tournaments they have repeatedly been victims of severe harassment including sexual harassment as well as attempts by male players to sabotage their matches and force them to lose, etc. The treatment of female chess players by male chess players is very similar to how women are treated in many male-dominated industries where they are frequently forced out due to harassment, abuse, assault and sabotage.

It's actually really sad, I've read some testimonies from women chess players about how they were treated by the men and it is actually horrific.
 
The troon war on pronouns continues. Some have decided that asking for pronouns to be polite is now transphobic. Doing so will *out* them and invite *violence* against them, y’see. They now want asking for pronouns in professional settings to be optional or outright banned. While they think this gives them an advantage to pass (lol), what they’re really doing is giving regular people who hate being asked their pronouns a minor W. TWNBAW anyway.

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First Post:

Picture of a tweet saying [sees you and flinches] Let’s all do a pronoun circle

Second Post:

A comic of a person saying “Hiiii!!! What are your pronouns?” while thinking “holy shit is that a fucking tranny?”

Third Post:

Lmao reminds me at my old job when the girl who was training me was like "oh btw what are ur pronouns? I ask everyone 😇" and the guy next to her totally put her on blast was like "what no you do not" 🤣

Fourth Post:

a cishet friend of mine had to be the Only Sensible Ally at his workplace after HR told everyone that in solidarity with the LGBTQ community (note: solidarity, not assuming anyone was actually in it) that their company wide email signature format now required pronouns

he contacted his friendly neighbourhood queers and we peer reviewed an email he was sending to HR to politely explain how that would force some employees to choose between outing themselves or misgendering themselves so with no actual support or training it was performative at best

it worked, btw. they changed it to a suggested format and started looking into diversity and inclusion training. side effect was that they then started treating this poor dude like he was an expert when he actually just had a squad of genderqueer sapphics in a group chat
>but I don't like pistachio
If they're all catching on, then we'll need a new politically correct transphobia gimmick.
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A mtf admits to seeing a pooner as a women and knows what men actually see when it comes to him.
Tldr: Reality is breaking through to a tranny

I felt I was essentially committing blasphemy
You said it, we didn't.

Yeah, the ONLY time I've even heard of this is Hollywood movie/TV shit where there's a makeover scene, and all the girls bring their clothes/makeup/hairstyling crap to "fix" the dowdy (read- wearing glasses) one. It's as realistic as teen girls wearing Victoria's Secret lingerie while having a pillow fight.
And these kinds of movies are always written by men.
 
The story actually starts with him trying to get hired as some sort of stripper so he can hang out in their dressing room.
>It is a federal crime to refuse employment based off gender in an establishment with 15 or more employees.

Ha, too funny. This troon thinks he's a fuckin' attorney.
No, Mr. Troon, an exotic dance place can discriminate all they want against one or the other gender, because dancers are entertainers and entertainment is exempt from gender discrimination laws re employment (bone fide occupational disqualification).
 
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