Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pelican Bones]

Ralph, I will give you 50 American dollars to wear a bullet proof vest that says "PRESS" and a gopro strapped to your forehead while you Naruto run into the courthouse. Make sure to post the video of the cops beating your stupid ass as they drag you out.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

With Ralph being given that $500 to attend, fingers crossed he shows up in his “Broke Dick Farms” and “Kid Diddler” hat

As long as he wears the ‘FED’ t-shirt and dances out the front of the courthouse when he inevitably isn’t admitted.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Ralph, I will give you 50 American dollars to wear a bullet proof vest that says "PRESS" and a gopro strapped to your forehead while you Naruto run into the courthouse. Make sure to post the video of the cops beating your stupid ass as they drag you out.

He needs to yell "FREE APRIL! NICK IS A FAGGOT POLYGAMIST!"

 

[Toilet seats vendor]

Will this outfit be allowed? I can drop the hat but nothing else

 

[Lazy guy]

Will this outfit be allowed? I can drop the hat but nothing else

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You should also wear pants

 

[Oxyjen]

johnny somali, fouseytube, ethan ralph, boogie, andy dick, corinne and baked alaska shall descend upon kandiyohi alhamdulillah

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

There are indeed companies that do real time transcripts, even in a special format where they index every single word used in the transcript so you can look at them at the end and click on the page numbers and go automatically to them. I'm just not sure a small town court would really be interested in being invaded that way or if it's worth the considerable amount of money it would take to get it a few days sooner.

There's also the issue of time at this point.

You can get a reporter in advance, but 2-3 days notice is going to be a very costly premium.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Oh my God, I’ve read so much advice on how I should dress that I thought I was on the Beauty Parlor board.

 

[Turbo Hornbag Hervez]

Will this outfit be allowed? I can drop the hat but nothing else

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No hat. Or take it off on your way in because I would assume the court officer will make you remove it in the court anyway.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Since you can't film, you can do the courtroom sketch thing. Imagine hearing being televised to the world through badly drawn memes in real time on the forums

I can picture it now

The Jury hears about the Balldo for the first time

Rekieta tries to explain why he gave his daughter cocaine

The Judge decides Rekieta is such a slimy faggot that he sends him to the electric chair

 

[Mr Clark]

The US xourts are fucked.

Here in Aus, you can take phones and laptops into court no problem. If youre caught recording thats something else. But i could literally live transcribe or hell, scroll insta on my phone if i wanted to.

And i frequently do both those things without a fuss.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

I didn't think this thread could get any more autistic than the tripod and butter dish arcs, but this sperging about court etiquette, sartorial splendor and note-taking has topped it all.
I can't fucking breathe from laughing.
Null, sometimes I wonder why you even try...
Herding cats, indeed.
Never change, Kiwi Farms.

eta: I have named this trek by Farmers from their collective basements to Wilmar, MN, The Million Mong March.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Oh my God, I’ve read so much advice on how I should dress that I thought I was on the Beauty Parlor board.

You have to consider that all users of this board are sweaty morbidly obese pedo faggots who cannot see their own penis or have tiddies swiping the floor when waddling to the door to accept their 27 item doordash order.
So getting advice how to dress in public is a perfectly normal thing to do, since they would have to order new clothing that fits.

 

[AltisticRight]

Not sure what MN costs are but this gives you a ballpark idea of what you'll pay.

@Null good information.

 

[Why am I doing this?]

No stimming allowed?

I'll be there rocking back and forth on my X and Y axis.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Got to thinking, which is usually a bad thing.

I'd suggest that the people who are going to attend in person to take notes are not the same people to post them in the thread - go through a mod, if they're willing. Reduce the chances of matching user names to faces.

 

[Constellationzero]

Do they ger checked out before entering the court? Can you bring in your phone and just record sound secretly?

Do you wanna get P. BARNES'D?

Because this is how you win the P. BARNES award for sovcit exceptionality.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Get fucked Nick, you child neglecting addict. Your kids are traumatized for life and are socially dysfunctional.
Nick belongs in prison. He made socially retarded kids and potential future criminals.

Those in Balldo discord what's the current flavor of cope? I'm genuinely interested

what's the youtube?
@Glowie didn't he nuke his official discord a little while before the arrest? Maybe Cynthia or one of her many alts knows what's going on in the unofficial ones

It is pretty dead. Not very interesting. Few remaining Balldoguards there.

couple pro tips:

• put a checkmark inside a circle for "evidence"
• "About"/"with respect to"/ other long ways of saying about -> use re or wrt
• Small triangle = change (delta)
• Use people's initials ahead of each statement to track who said what - get familiar with the initials ahead of time
• Tt = talk/ed to

So 90's and early 00's AIM text speak experts are what is required?

Do Nick and Dax use the most expensive mics there are?
The ones Sam Hyde says looks like dicks in your mouth?

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Sony Alpha 7R IV and a 24 mm G-prime lens. Estimated $4,300 USD cost, per the OP.

To keep everyone fresh it would be most ideal to have an additional third person to handle the digitization and posting.
Even posting just cell phone pictures of notes would be fine.

I am sure autists here would take the burden of collation.

I think we can probably get a transcript - not sure how long but usually a few months after a case depends on state. Fingers crossed its sooner.



We probably should have a thread specifically for putting first hand information of the trial in.

This is a good idea.

The day will come when our fren Himedall will not be misgendered.
But it is not this day.

We (Yes, the royal 'we' that Nick hates so much) are amused by it!

Oh my God, I’ve read so much advice on how I should dress that I thought I was on the Beauty Parlor board.

You would be surprised how much advice some people need.

I suggest that the eligible male Kiwis post their outfits in a thread for those of the eligible female persuasion to rate. Who knows what may happen from there!

 

[KingPenguin120]

Okay lads, here's where we're at.

1. Rekieta is a liar.
The State filed a statement that it is 'unlikely' that minors will be testifying in this case. This is a killshot to his muh keedz argument. He's just using them as a human shield to avoid any accountability.

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2. No pretrial hearings broadcasted.
The rule in MN is that pretrial hearings don't get broadcasted, unless they do. In exceptional cases (Chauvin) they allow it even though the rules literally say the court cannot. The Judge has decided to adhere to the standard application of the court rules and not allow pretrial broadcasting.

Naturally, once the jury is sworn in, we'll apply again.

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3. Court is open.
Any member of the public may visit this hearing.

It's at 10:30am in Courtroom 205 on August 21st. This may change. Check here:

https://www.mncourts.gov/Documents/Calendars/8/kandiyohi/dailyCalendar.pdf

This is the courtroom.

Kandiyohi County Courthouse
505 Becker Avenue SW
Willmar, MN 56201

https://www.mncourts.gov/find-courts/kandiyohi.aspx

You should dress conservatively and behave respectfully in the courthouse if you attend.

I wish the local Kiwisneeds lots of laughs when they get into the courtroom to watch this shitshow.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

It is pretty dead. Not very interesting. Few remaining Balldoguards there.

They are so incredibly retarded.

It is like they have selectively forgotten all the cases Nick covered in which children were involved and the different ways this was handled.

Their boy Balldo was monetizing cases with children involved.