Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

The US xourts are fucked.

Here in Aus, you can take phones and laptops into court no problem. If youre caught recording thats something else. But i could literally live transcribe or hell, scroll insta on my phone if i wanted to.

It's not the courts that are fucked, it's Americans.

Have you even been reading this thread, where half the posts are seemingly from fucking retards talking about how they want to go full retard and go into a literal criminal courtroom full of cops and a prosecutor and a judge whose job is to put criminals in prison and commit crimes while they're in it?

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Got to thinking, which is usually a bad thing.

I'd suggest that the people who are going to attend in person to take notes are not the same people to post them in the thread - go through a mod, if they're willing. Reduce the chances of matching user names to faces.

I figured since Null is trying to coordinate the effort, he'll get the notes from people that were taking them after the hearing and he'll post them himself.
But yeah, having a certain degree of separation between the forum names and IRL identity is a great idea.

 

[Schpoots]

I hope court gets interupted by Ralph being served papers.

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

Not to seem like I'm encouraging crime, but if some awful person did manage to record the trial and it ended up here, what are the consequences? Especially if it's something like a hidden body cam that only captures the audio, so you couldn't identify the recorder.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

When we get to court, I’m gonna need you to take these recording devices into the bathroom and I’m gonna need you to put ’em wayyyyy up inside your butthole. Put ’em wayyy up inside there, as far as they can go. Someone’s got to do it, Kiwis. These recording devices aren’t gonna get through court security unless they are in someone’s rectum, Kiwis. They’ll fall right out of mine. I’ve done this too many times, Kiwis. You’re all young, you have your whole lives ahead of you. And your anal cavities are still taut yet malleable. You gotta do it for sneed, Kiwis. You gotta put these recording devices inside your butt.

I tried my best. I'm bad at audio editing.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Not to seem like I'm encouraging crime, but if some awful person did manage to record the trial and it ended up here, what are the consequences? Especially if it's something like a hidden body cam that only captures the audio, so you couldn't identify the recorder.

don't do that the court may restrict our ability to see proceedings even further

the consequences for being potentially caught should be enough for people to not even consider this.

 

[Strix454]

I really begin to fear that this could be the beginning of the end. With Ralph showing up and it being in Minnesota, we are probably just a few steps away from the portal to CWCville opening and the battle of Jim's driveway actually happening. Null should be ready to move to defend Jim at any time. This is rapidly becoming the Kiwi Farms version of the Cuban Missile Crisis.

 

[Ovomaltine Crunchy]

Some of you need to stop trying to or even suggest playing hero and intervening by doing decidedly stupid shit that will have nothing but negative consequences for everyone involved. Nobody will celebrate your trash audio recording. You will be shunned and despised the same way Jason Close was when he attempted to get some kiwi clout by submitting a request for the warrant.

Do not attend this unless you think you can keep your autism in check and pretend that you're a normal person for the entire duration of the proceedings. If that sounds potentially challenging to you, then don't bother and stay home while the better-adjusted incel prudes gather the info for you.

 

[Haramburger]

Sadly, I could not find an answer to your vending machine inquiry, but along the way I found this bit of trivia to orient visitors:

One of the more folksy things you don't expect to see in a courthouse but totally makes sense are the old-timey shoe shine seats where you step up into a raised chair and a black guy shines your shoes for a couple bucks. Of course some attorneys powertrip on them & their appearance, but it's one of those things you don't expect to see in what is supposedly progressive America in 2024. I also don't know why they're always black but it's hilarious that they are.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Not to seem like I'm encouraging crime, but if some awful person did manage to record the trial and it ended up here, what are the consequences? Especially if it's something like a hidden body cam that only captures the audio, so you couldn't identify the recorder.

What this post actually says: “Not to seem like I’m encouraging crime, but what if someone was to be a complete piece of shit and ruin, not just the fun of laughing at lolcows, but disrupt the real-world carrying out of justice and get arrested, and land innocent people in trouble or jail?”

What the fuck is wrong with some of you? Your single moms drink while they were pregnant?

 

[keke]

Btw, on MATI Aug 16 Null has confirmed a lawyer is going to attend and take notes or try and film with permis soon. So no farmers even need to go and are free to stim at home.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

It is imperative that you do not reveal to the court that you are already living in their walls.

Or their ceiling.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Not to seem like I'm encouraging crime, but if some awful person did manage to record the trial and it ended up here, what are the consequences? Especially if it's something like a hidden body cam that only captures the audio, so you couldn't identify the recorder.

How hard is it to understand "DO NOT FUCKING RECORD!"

I'd remind you Tommy Robinson nearly fucked over a trial and let a bunch of grooming pakis walk by doing that, irrespective of the slamming he got himself.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

I was gonna say "oh nobody is seriously considering filming inside the courtroom but then I see retards like

Not to seem like I'm encouraging crime, but if some awful person did manage to record the trial and it ended up here, what are the consequences? Especially if it's something like a hidden body cam that only captures the audio, so you couldn't identify the recorder.

post and now I understand.

 

[not william stenchever]

I think it's kind of funny that the best allowed method to record the omnibus hearing is cursive on pen and paper. It's the best argument for continuing to teach cursive in the current year of our lord.

 

[Jump]

Kiwi Farmers in the court should be recognised by their belt. The Rekieta belt.

Kiwi's will be easy to spot. They will be guys looking like this

Or morbidly obese women with brand new notepads and gel pens awkwardly trying to write in shorthand.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Some of you need to stop trying to or even suggest playing hero and intervening by doing decidedly stupid shit that will have nothing but negative consequences for everyone involved. Nobody will celebrate your trash audio recording. You will be shunned and despised the same way Jason Close was when he attempted to get some kiwi clout by submitting a request for the warrant.

Do not attend this unless you think you can keep your autism in check and pretend that you're a normal person for the entire duration of the proceedings. If that sounds potentially challenging to you, then don't bother and stay home while the better-adjusted incel prudes gather the info for you.

If only it could have been streamed online so the autistic retard pedo bois would not have to attend.

But Nick would rather have the pedos show up in person to oggle his kids than allow video coverage.
First dosing the kids with coke, now forcing people he collective stamps as pedos to attend in person. Father of the year.

Btw, on MATI Aug 16 Null has confirmed a lawyer is going to attend and take notes or try and film with permis soon. So no farmers even need to go and are free to stim at home.

That was BEFORE the court ruled that no video/audio recording and coverage would be allowed.
The lawyer will still attend, but no audio/video coverage.

 

[Gas Station Nachos]

Does anyone know where I can find the full version of that Rekieta song that Null played here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S-VMBVU6mc&t=3813s

 

[PinKopyKat]

I say the court does a cross examination to the ceiling cats.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

LISTEN UP FAGGOTS
FOR THE 100TH TIME

NO PHONES
STOP BEING RETARDED
YOU WILL BE CHARGED WITH A CRIME