Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[parsnip]

What's the history between Ralph and Nick?

 

[RodgerDodger]

Mentioning Ralph, he currently posted three videos calling out Null and saying he will be the only one who will take notes and will record at the Kandiyohi County Courthouse,
while he is out of his mind on pills and alcohol.
He also looks sleep depraved too, imagine a crazed, sleep depraved and drunk Ralph trying to get inside the courthouse.
It's even more sad that he is probably the only one of the few Nick can rely on now.
Maybe this will be an opportunity for Rekieta to ask a postponement of the hearing, because there is crazy drunk guy coming to the trial who threatens people online to knife them.

Thank you. I will no longer not see Ralph as "Sleep Depraved". Perfect description for the rage pig.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He should just be given community service, Nicky Rackets would spin a week or two in jail as him finally being hardcore, a victim of DA GOOBERMENSCH who violated his KHENSTETHUSHENUL rights and would thoroughly enjoy every second of his stay because (((Mutt's law))).

A fat stack of community service hours would break his ego, he would have to work to actually make his community better instead of just talking about it while actively making it worse, it would be the first time in his life he would have to be under someone elses watch doing humiliating activities such as picking up cans, paving roads and whatever else it is the hours entail, those are activities for RUBES, not for a prissy little trust-fund prince like Nicky.

I don't know if there is a limit to just how many service hours you can dunk on someone, but considering he's a jobless bum I hope the judge gives him the equivalent of a 9-to-5 for an entire year, or around 2500 hours.

This would be fairly brilliant! Add rehabilitation counselling and group therapy, and it would be poetic.

Tnot fair to the church goers though.

It is part of the faith. I am sure some could find it I their hearts to try to restore him.

The plea likely drops the endangerment charges as the prosecutor said there are no victims in her latest response.

Technical point: in child endangerment cases, I have been told that the State is the presumed victim because A) A child in unlikely to be able to bring their grievance and B) The State's interest in protecting its future citizen is the theory upon which they intervene.

And here we are, the DSP tards knew not to start shit in an Airport, but people are willing to risk jail to make the Rekieta hearing extra special.

It is tah fate of population threads to attract retards.

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

This is probably obvious, but just in case you are going and are autistic: it would be smart to never mention you're a KF® Voluntary Member™ while at the hearing. No clever T-shirts, no cute corn lapel pins, none of that funny wink-wink nudge-nudge nonsense.

I was going to say this. Why even mention you are a humble farmer of kiwis? Do they even ask at the door the reason you're there?

If a ragepig with a purse came to me asking me why am I there I would just say I'm from the local community or something.

 

[Grumpy_Mushroom]

What's the history between Ralph and Nick?

Here's the short version:

Nick and Ralph share an acquaintance in Dax Herrera due to the lolsuit with Maddox, Nick then started to guest on the Killstream now and then, Ralph crapped his briefs during a 24 hour stream and afterwards Nick responded with a "ew that's gross face," Ralph burned it all down between them but later tried to crawl back once Ralph landed on hard times and now have returned to being on decent terms (again, likely because of their shared relationship with Dax and now more apparent shared degenerate natures)

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Anyone know if Aaron is attending the Omnibus?

@AltisticRight
I’m holding out that Patrick will have a psychotic break should Trump win bigly. He’s already killed one black Trump supporter, but he’s gotten crazier over the past few years. I kind of expect him to go on a rampage if Trump wins Wisconsin as he did in 2016.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Even if he gets his daughter's positive tossed, there's zero chance he gets his own positive tossed. And there's no chance if he tries to claim it was just Kayla they don't just go 'oh. It wasn't your coke in your bedroom in your safe? Why the fuck you piss hot for it then?'

You can't USE coke in your home and not be AWARE of coke in your home.

Well, you see... You don't actually KNOW what might be in your house! Even in your private safes where you have the codes!

--Balldo

He insists on the most strict sense of proof (notice the semantics he plays with the colloquial and technical meaning of 'proof' and 'evidence'--and all their word forms) when applied to himself, but the loosest when compared to others. He is a disingenuous snollygoster.

A lot of retarded takes in this thread. Let’s set the record straight.

1. Nick’s lawyers and the DA have already worked out a deal. Nick will get a slap on the wrist after a guilty plea.

Please cite the proof for such a deal. I will wait.

I do not say that it is not possible nor likely, but there must be sources to back up what is not marked clearly as speculation.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Ralph crapped his briefs

For the sake of completeness, especially for those unfamiliar with the lore.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick and Ralph share an acquaintance in Dax Herrera due to the lolsuit with Maddox, Nick then started to guest on the Killstream now and then, Ralph crapped his briefs during a 24 hour stream and afterwards Nick responded with a "ew that's gross face," Ralph burned it all down between them but later tried to crawl back once Ralph landed on hard times and now have returned to being on decent terms (again, likely because of their shared relationship with Dax and now more apparent shared degenerate natures)

If you need an example of how Nick is a completely bitchmade cuck, that's a perfect one. He crawled back to Ethan Ralph the rage pig, after Ralph called his kids a bunch of retards and his wife a whore.

That's what a cuck fundamentally is, a failed "man" with absolutely no respect for himself.

 

[Tablet County]

EWU are mawkish, exploitative cunts.

Distinguishing them from other true crime youtubers... how?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

What's the history between Ralph and Nick?

 

[AzaMacky]

A lot of retarded takes in this thread. Let’s set the record straight.

1. Nick’s lawyers and the DA have already worked out a deal. Nick will get a slap on the wrist after a guilty plea.

2. The omnibus hearing will not have anything interesting beyond the mass of retards attending it. Nick won’t say a word. It will all be between the lawyers and the judge. Most of it will be procedural theater that Kiwitards will misinterpret as being ‘bullshit rigging’ when it’s actually all just stuff every competent lawyer goes through before getting to trial. And remember the lawyers have the deal to fall back on so there really isn’t going to be anything surprising or unexpected at this point.

Remember kids, lawyers hate going to trial and they will work out anyway they can to get out of it.

3. 99% of the retards on this thread who say they will show up and take notes won’t bother to show up, and the ones that do show up will leave once they realize how fucking boring this is.

Blackpilled take. But given how he'll take any act of hypocracy (the patch for the kids as an example) and spin it as a wholesale victory, it's possible. I will be there, I'll be not too far from there when it happens.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Thank you. I will no longer not see Ralph as "Sleep Depraved". Perfect description for the rage pig.

Haha, I mixed up those two words (deprived vs depraved), but in his case both seems valid.

 

[August Levasseur]

Distinguishing them from other true crime youtubers... how?

They hired the guy who used to do the voice overs for JCS (or at least someone who sounds exactly like him.) to do their narration.

 

[George Lucas]

Well, you see... You don't actually KNOW what might be in your house! Even in your private safes where you have the codes!

--Balldo

He insists on the most strict sense of proof (notice the semantics he plays with the colloquial and technical meaning of 'proof' and 'evidence'--and all their word forms) when applied to himself, but the loosest when compared to others. He is a disingenuous snollygoster.



Please cite the proof for such a deal. I will wait.

I do not say that it is not possible nor likely, but there must be sources to back up what is not marked clearly as speculation.

You’re a fucking moron if you think Nick will go to trial for this.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

all women born after 1993 meme

any lawyer born after 1980 can't law...all they know is balldo, snort they coke, whiskey, be cucked, eat prepeeled boiled egg, and lie.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

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For the sake of completeness, especially for those unfamiliar with the lore.

Better times… Nick’s response stream with Josh used to be one of my favorite long-form, in-the-background, comfy streams

 

[Oxyjen]

Yeah that’s going to be great to see in person. Ralph is going to be a complete mess and paranoid about who’s a farmer and who isn’t. Anyone could be taking his photo and laughing at him. Every sneer or disgust look on people’s face in that town can be misinterpreted as a look of Kiwi shame. I’m sure he’s going to have some insane pilled out tweets where he makes up a scenario in his head confronting a kiwi farmer he encounters (normal person disgusted with him) and Ralph was a badass (walked away sheepishly)

In a way, it’s good that Ralph will be there, as his threat to harass kfers might encourage them to conceal their identity extra hard and blend in with the normies. Or even stay home.

It sort of takes the focus off kf too, since there’s bound to be some drama with Ralph, and he’s instantly identifiable as Ralph.

 

[Sharpeteer]

In a way, it’s good that Ralph will be there, as his threat to harass kfers might encourage them to conceal their identity extra hard and blend in with the normies. Or even stay home.

It sort of takes the focus off kf too, since there’s bound to be some drama with Ralph, and he’s instantly identifiable as Ralph.

It's important to remember, again, this is Nicholas Rekieta's friend, and Nicholas Rekieta will defend this guy until the end.

 

[Vibralldo]

In a way, it’s good that Ralph will be there, as his threat to harass kfers might encourage them to conceal their identity extra hard and blend in with the normies. Or even stay home.

It sort of takes the focus off kf too, since there’s bound to be some drama with Ralph, and he’s instantly identifiable as Ralph.

If you make an ass of yourself at the trial enough to stand out you deserved to get ID'd and mocked.