Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[repentance]

Anyone know if Aaron is attending the Omnibus?

He's on the witness list so I doubt it.

 

[waffle]

I've been incredibly sick for like 6-8 weeks. It has my work flow all fucked up. I'm sorry I did not sign the affidavit @Null I still feel bad about that but I was not in my office to be able to use my notary, I was mostly trying to not die. I just got to watch the Kino Kasino video of Nick and Daxipad trying to "Aw shucks!" nicks way through his kid being on Coke. is he even more green than I thought he was? he's saying stuff that's just insane. He must still be on drugs. I've been dealing with my own shit and have been dealing with my own shit until like a week or two ago and just doesn't even have an opinion about recent history.

 

[Angry Shoes]

People bitching about their fave cow not winning last year are basically absolutely retarded. Name another cow who in a single year managed shit like getting catfished by a dude, getting his house raided by the cops and copping multiple felony charges, having his kids taken away by CPS despite having presented himself as a wholesome family trad dad (even having streams called "chad dad" streams), and losing on every imaginable human level.

This dude is basically Supercow. Maybe the Vitophile should do a comic about him, the most degenerate superhero.

Sorry to quote a post from several pages back but hold the fuck up. Did the Mandy stuff really happen this year? That shit feels like at least a year or two ago.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Even if all of the charges were dropped, the hair test was proven to be erroneous and he was allowed to go free and all of this caused Montograph to drop dead of a stroke, it wouldn't make him any less of a alcoholic coke-fiend cuckold, and wouldn't prevent him from continuing to destroy what's left of his life which will attract people here to gawk at his downfall.

Thats part of what makes this so funny.
Don Quixote here is tilting at the wrong windmill.
His life is falling apart, he's destroying every good thing and opportunity that fell into his lap because he's a drunk that can't control his animal urges, and instead of realizing "what the fuck am I doing, I need to get my shit together" he's fixated on winning a slap fight with a gossip Forum whose only interest in him is laughing at him as he continues to destroy his life.
Nick reads this thread every day. He makes drunken shower calls to the site owner. He seethes and bitches and snarks at comments that eat away at his narc ego, when most of the posters here just check this thread to laugh at him and forget he exists when we're not actually on here.
He's like Captain Ahab, but instead of hunting the White Whale that's continuing to wreck his ship, he's fixated on murdering seagulls that only care about him because he keeps feeding them.

 

[Gorton Colu]

I was mostly trying to not die.

Sounds like you have succeeded. Very good to hear. Wondered why I hadn't seen your posts all that often.

Is there an eldritch ritual to transfer one's ailments to another individual of ostensibly the same profession?

 

[parsnip]

Thats part of what makes this so funny.
Don Quixote here is tilting at the wrong windmill.
His life is falling apart, he's destroying every good thing and opportunity that fell into his lap because he's a drunk that can't control his animal urges, and instead of realizing "what the fuck am I doing, I need to get my shit together" he's fixated on winning a slap fight with a gossip Forum whose only interest in him is laughing at him as he continues to destroy his life.
Nick reads this thread every day. He makes drunken shower calls to the site owner. He seethes and bitches and snarks at comments that eat away at his narc ego, when most of the posters here just check this thread to laugh at him and forget he exists when we're not actually on here.
He's like Captain Ahab, but instead of hunting the White Whale, he's fixated on murdering seagulls that only care about him because he keep feeding them.

His narcissism makes it impossible for him to see he's just a silly show for us. If he died tomorrow we'd just move on to someone else. We have a whole website of tards to laugh at.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Sorry to quote a post from several pages back but hold the fuck up. Did the Mandy stuff really happen this year? That shit feels like at least a year or two ago.

December 31st 2023 was the Mandy/Daniel Paul Harris post.

So last minute last year.

To be generous, for some people here it probably was January 1st in their time zone.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Sorry to quote a post from several pages back but hold the fuck up. Did the Mandy stuff really happen this year? That shit feels like at least a year or two ago.

This site has a search function, you know. No need to shit up the thread with questions you could easily answer for yourself.

cc @parsnip

 

[Oxyjen]

Thats part of what makes this so funny.
Don Quixote here is tilting at the wrong windmill.
His life is falling apart, he's destroying every good thing and opportunity that fell into his lap because he's a drunk that can't control his animal urges, and instead of realizing "what the fuck am I doing, I need to get my shit together" he's fixated on winning a slap fight with a gossip Forum whose only interest in him is laughing at him as he continues to destroy his life.
Nick reads this thread every day. He makes drunken shower calls to the site owner. He seethes and bitches and snarks at comments that eat away at his narc ego, when most of the posters here just check this thread to laugh at him and forget he exists when we're not actually on here.
He's like Captain Ahab, but instead of hunting the White Whale, he's fixated on murdering seagulls that only care about him because he keep feeding them.

He’s the personification of “"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob”

 

[AnOminous]

You’re a fucking moron if you think Nick will go to trial for this.

And you're a mind reader or something, Nostradumbass? Yeah from a Bayesian perspective, the vast majority of criminal defendants, even ones as dumb as Nick, do plead out. It's definitely likely.

Just assuming it makes you a goddamn retard, though.

It's important to remember, again, this is Nicholas Rekieta's friend, and Nicholas Rekieta will defend this guy until the end.

It's also important to remember that Nick is such a bitchmade cuck that he considers a guy who called his kids retards and his wife a whore a friend. This is probably because he hates his own kids, too, and hates his wife for ruining her body giving birth to them, even though he's the weird Gumpy Richard Spencer side-cut Nazi looking faggot who treated her like some Quiverfull cult broodmare himself.

He's on the witness list so I doubt it.

Witnesses are literally not allowed to attend anything prior to them testifying.

(Include ten paragraph long list of exceptions that aren't even worth going into because literally any legal statement a sentence long is always wrong because there are always exceptions.)

 

[repentance]

And you're a mind reader or something, Nostradumbass? Yeah from a Bayesian perspective, the vast majority of criminal defendants, even ones as dumb as Nick, do plead out. It's definitely likely.

Just assuming it makes you a goddamn retard, though.

From Nick's point of view this is content. What the fuck is he going to stream about when it ends?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

What's the history between Ralph and Nick?

They have the same daddy?

 

[MadStan]

No matter whatever “scheme” Nick has or has not concocted about Kayla or April and throwing them under the bus doesn’t pass the muster with the Judge and DA.

They have to be convinced genuinely it was not Nicks coke and someone else saying “yer Honnah it was all mine” actually doesn’t work if the a judge or DA know better.

If the DA thinks it was Nicks coke (and it was), then regardless of what Kayla or April do, the DA will pursue Nick. Primarily because he is a cunt and it was indeed his coke.

This isn’t some high school schoolyard fight where you get to bullshit the headmaster and giggle later.

 

[AnOminous]

Don Quixote here is tilting at the wrong windmill.

Don Quixote was vastly different from Balldo and always superior in every way.

The Don thought a prostitute was a princess and his knock-kneed scrawny horse Rocinante was a magnificent steed. Unlike Nick, he always assumed, usually delusionally, the very best about other people. Even his hapless counterpart Sancho Panza, who knew he was a delusional idiot, was loyal to him because Don was entirely well-intentioned and Sancho wanted to protect a pure soul from the natural consequences of his own insanity.

In short, please don't compare the Don to an evil bastard like Nick.

 

[Gorton Colu]

They have the same daddy?

Daxipad is Nick's father, but Ralph's stepfather. Ralph's father, Jim Metocare, disowned him.

 

[parsnip]

This site has a search function, you know. No need to shit up the thread with questions you could easily answer for yourself.

cc @parsnip

I searched before I posted, fuckbag.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

If Nick snakes her like this, there is no corner of the internet he could flee to without being doggedly alogged.

I can see two possible outcomes:
i) Nick becomes Juju's live-in gimp.
ii) Nick joins the Gunt in his Mexican crack shack.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Girls, girls! Don't make me turn this forum around and go home!

 

[Primer Colonel Ragout]

You’re a fucking moron if you think Nick will go to trial for this.

I agree with you that probably the baldoman is going to go to plea deal's route because he is a spoiled manchild that will go to the easier route to get out. But I would said the same thing as you say now if someone said three months ago that the rekieta could go to prison even he is on drugs.
Edit:

He's like Captain Ahab, but instead of hunting the White Whale, he's fixated on murdering seagulls that only care about him because he keep feeding them.

Don't try to make him more likeable than he is. The baldo is just an Ralph that have a somewhat decent family and money.

 

[Step out of the car sir]

Knowing that Nick reads these threads he 100% knows Ralph is attempting to come, which must be genuinely terrifying to think about, your criminal trial will have a drunk hog squealing outside the entire time.

What are you gonna do when he fucks something up Nick? Are you going to wrangle the rage pig?
Imagine if someone from the news realizes Ralph is supporting you, your public image will be even more ruined from the realization that you are allies with people like that.