Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Third World Aristocrat]

For the matters of forum record, Uncivil Law recently streamed about Rekieta's motion to dismiss.
I’m still watching it, but he’s been much more critical than I expected. He’s made more snarky remarks than Sean, in my opinion...

Example of snarkiness:

Since he sometimes deletes his past streams, I’m creating a Mega Archive at the following link:

https://mega.nz/file/WK5zGJJS#Se2b6m-1z1RGrKBl-VQI2XZFSEnxyCfGRtbd8pM0-ZM

Mod note: use a link cleaner to remove referral junk from URLs.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Methinks the Toe prison sentence is, unfortunately, a massive gift to Balldo.

Aaron is likely a key witness for the prosecution and now he's a convicted stalker of women and all that.

Doesn't hurt that much. It's not a crime of dishonesty.

Nick is still fucked

 

[Cimmerian Kang]

View attachment 6328483 He’s made more snarky remarks than Sean, in my opinion...

He's a zesty-american. His people are naturally sassy.

 

[AnOminous]

Does anyone else see Nicks recent court filings as how Maddox dealt with his lawsuit? There's something really funny about the parallels between their filing and the lolsuit being what launched Nicks career.

The difference is if Maddox lost his lolsuit he looked like an idiot and maybe owed some money. If Nick loses with his equally nutty bullshit he possibly goes to prison.

Does Nick's motion to suppress apply to the omnibus hearing tomorrow or whatever trial comes next? If it's for the omnibus then there's going to be a delay.

It's for all the pretrial motions (including whatever other ones there may be) and bookkeeping matters that have to be taken care of, hence the "omnibus" name. As for a delay it'll either happen or it won't. I'd be surprised if Pomplun can't actually show up.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

@Fapcop is saving Qayla. You can have April and April's muff mead.

No thanks! I'm a happy heterosexual woman who's disease-free, thanks. I don't want the smell of rotten vag-slime and stale bread following me everywhere I go. I'll take the stupid wolf dreamcatcher instead. Fantastically tacky!

 

[Mouse Cop]

Tip to any prospective buyer: shine a blacklight on every square inch of the home to know which areas to bleach.

I am in the market, but this house doesn't have enough bedrooms. Plus, I hear the neighbors are just awful.

 

[Canard]

I am in the market, but this house doesn't have enough bedrooms. Plus, I hear the neighbors are just awful.

Don't worry they will be in prison soon. So won't bother you for a while

 

[Major]

It would also need to not be next door to a child abuser, sexual deviant, and drug addict who had their kids removed by CPS. That sounds like a really unsafe neighbour for a family.

Don't forget that he's armed. (or was)

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

It's for all the pretrial motions (including whatever other ones there may be) and bookkeeping matters that have to be taken care of, hence the "omnibus" name. As for a delay it'll either happen or it won't. I'd be surprised if Pomplun can't actually show up.

I just want Ethan Ralph to have spent three days airport hopping across the continent for nothing.

 

[A Little Bird]

The Tapestry property records system shows a different date for the old house's purchase, but I'm guessing that's just the difference between having their offer accepted and the closing date.

The system shows Nick and Kayla buying the 12556 52nd Street NE property on 6 March 2009 and taking out a $223,000 mortgage for it. They paid off the mortgage on 4 December 2012. The property tax bills go to them in their names.

Tapestry shows them being granted a certificate on the 12291 51st Street NE property on 7 April 2022 by the Robert Lord Property Trust. Nick and Kayla took out a $316,000 mortgage on that property that same day. The trust continues to pay the property taxes for it.

Johnny Depp's baby mamma is Vanessa Paradis, so the universe is continuing to contract. Maybe Johnny will livestream Nick's trial and get out of debt.

Spoiler: Caps

Apologies if these have been posted before. I haven't quite finished reading all 6100 pages of the thread.

12556 52nd Street NE
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Very interesting. Is anything else known about the Robert Lord Property Trust? Who the trustees are, what the terms of the trust are, etc? As a co-owner Kayla could force the sale of 12556 52nd Street against Nick's wishes if she wanted to, such as if she was leaving him. She would likely have no ability to force the sale of 12291 51st Street. Could be a coincidence though.

Also, according to the county property tax portal, Nick was late paying his property taxes on 12556 52nd Street (the house he's now selling) as of February this year:

Fortunately, his fairy godmother father came to the rescue after Nick's arrest in May! Old Bobby Rackets even paid the $44.26 penalty.


It also looks like Nick has been claiming 12556 52nd St as being a residential homestead for a good few years. Strange, I thought that house was empty, and that he was living at 12291 51st St. I sure hope he hasn't been fraudulently misrepresenting his place of residence to receive tax benefits... Would explain why he seems to exclusively use PO Boxes...

 

[Captain Manning]

For the matters of forum record, Uncivil Law recently streamed about Rekieta's motion to dismiss.
I’m still watching it, but he’s been much more critical than I expected. He’s made more snarky remarks than Sean, in my opinion...

I've seen Kurt in Sean's chat a few times recently. I think he's finally wised up.

Remember, Nick is not your friend. He's nobody's friend.

EDIT: Typo.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Are we placing bets on how many pages we'll be at 24 hours after the Ominbus? I'm going to say 6500.

 

[Pagan Min]

Are we placing bets on how many pages we'll be at 24 hours after the Ominbus? I'm going to say 6500.

Oh, from your lips to God's ears! LOL!

 

[Mouse Cop]

An update on Ethan Ralph for those interested. After crossing the border at Tijuana, he likely took a flight from San Diego to Portland OR. Then he flew from there to Minneapolis arriving maybe around midnight.

I strongly suspect that he has been using the airports as hotels over the past few days and that is part of the reason why its taking him so long to get there. Unless he finds somewhere to clean up, he should have about four days of pig dirt on him.

If Ralph is taking the bus from Minneapolis up to Wilmar today, he should be departing from the airport in a few minutes. If he doesn't have a place to stay in Wilmar, he will probably sleep in the Minneapolis airport tonight and Uber up to the hearing early tomorrow if he can wake up in time.

Ralph being in Minnesota means the risk of the end times and the battle of Jim's driveway could be near at hand. But none of the other participants are on the move at the moment.

I want a documentary of all these moving parts, directed by Ken Burns and narrated by David McCullough.

 

[Lian Xing]

Are we placing bets on how many pages we'll be at 24 hours after the Ominbus? I'm going to say 6500.

Is the Omnibus in its own thread or not?

 

[AnOminous]

I just want Ethan Ralph to have spent three days airport hopping across the continent for nothing.

That plus if it's delayed, maybe fewer people will show up with less chance of the whole thing degenerating into a total clownshow that gets the public excluded from future proceedings like Nick wants.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Is the Omnibus in its own thread or not?

There's this thread in the LLP section, but seeing how Ralph is supposedly gonna show up I guarantee you they'll be drama that's highlight worthy lmao.

 

[Lian Xing]

There's this thread in the LLP section, but seeing how Ralph is supposedly gonna show up I guarantee you they'll be drama that's highlight worthy lmao.

This thread is already a shitshow. It would be nice (but incredibly unlikely) to keep everything contained.

 

[skol]

Imagine if Nick manages to swindle his way out of court cases scoff free.
What then?
“Fuck broke dick farms I won! Ye I was this much of a fuckup *sober*. I’m just a funny guy like this. Any problem with that you incel prudes?? *snort*.”
Even if the justice system leaves him with mere slap this guy is ruined. Reputation tarnished, marriage ruined, kids disillusioned and traumatized, hairdresser fucked his shit up, only internet people willing to cooperate being Dick and Ralph, even Drexel decided nick is too much of a fag…
Doing vroom vroom in a cuckstang, drugs and sex with gold diggers will satisfy only for so long until a moment of clarity and unavoidable despair settles in.
But who knows, maybe spoiled children with stunted development in adult bodies just operate differently.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Imagine if Nick manages to swindle his way out of court cases scoff free.
What then?
“Fuck broke dick farms I won! Ye I was this much of a fuckup *sober*. I’m just a funny guy like this. Any problem with that you incel prudes?? *snort*.”
Even if the justice system leaves him with mere slap this guy is ruined. Reputation tarnished, marriage ruined, kids disillusioned and traumatized, hairdresser fucked his shit up, only internet people willing to cooperate being Dick and Ralph, even Drexel decided nick is too much of a fag…
Doing vroom vroom in a cuckstang, drugs and sex with gold diggers will satisfy only for so long until a moment of clarity and unavoidable despair settles in.
But who knows, maybe spoiled children with stunted development in adult bodies just operate differently.

Threw it all away for some cocaine and stankpuss.