Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

As much as I'd like to see fireworks at the Omnibus, I'd settle for a 5 minute hearing where a continuance was granted just to see Ethan Ralph have to slim it back to Mexico with nothing to show for his efforts. And maybe, he is hit by a process server for a bonus.

The odds are very good he's gonna get hit with a process server regardless. Ralph even admitted that himself and did his usual "I don't give a fuck."

What's more up in the air is him getting the shit beaten out of him again (@Haru Okumura puts the chance at 80%).

Thread tax: I think if the State were gonna ask for a continuance, I think we would have seen a filing by now. It's after 5pm Minneapolis time as of this post. Tomorrow is D-Day. I think it's gonna happen.

 

[SMOCAINE 4]

TL;DW for Sean's stream:

White's motion is utter dogshit. Warrant argument is crap. Gun argument is crap. Suppression of April's statements might have legs (the only part of this asswipe of a motion that might). Sean found it interesting that her exact statements made after being mirandized aren't included the motion. As if they are REALLY bad for Nick, and plays into why he doesn't want the bodycam footage getting out.

There was also much mirth about Nick deleting the cokestream off YouTube and Rumble. Sean thinks the judge might draw a negative inference from that.

Parts about Aaron were dumb, mostly irrelevant, and likely Nick jerking himself off.

Motion to invalidate the warrant will likely be denied. Nick is scared.

It was actually very close to @Sheryl Nome's opinions expressed in this thread earlier. They might enjoy watching it.

On that last point, somewhat serendipitously, near the end, he also said he would build a Macross Valkyrie model if somebody sent him one (for those that aren't familiar, Sheryl Nome is a Macross character).

EDIT TO ADD: Sean also found it highly amusing that NONE of the case law that Barnes bloviated about with Viva is in the motion. Gee, wonder why.


We'll hit 7000 long before then, most likely. Suffah Xenforo.

After reading Nick’s motion. I have a strong suspicion that it was written by him and his attorney humored him by “editing” and filing it. Clients like Nick are the worst. They pester you to do it *their way* and won’t let up until you file a fruitless motions like this. The motion being filed close to the hearing date makes me think it was rushed out by Nick after his attorney gave in to his pestering. Nothing wrong with a motion like that close in time to the hearing date but it is going to piss the court off, if anything. It clearly wasn’t something painstakingly researched / well cited.

Also the inclusion of the babble about gay boy Aaron is likely residual seething. The full and largely irrelevant quotes (even to Nick’s absurdist argument) telling Nick to rope seems to me like something Nick would imagine makes Gayboy Aaron look bad. But it is irrelevant as his lovers credibility doesn’t seem to be at issue regarding the warrant.

There will also probably be some bogus motion regarding the reliability of those drug tests later on as well. He was talking about reading a bunch of medical articles and cases regarding those tests. There’s a 0% chance he does not force his attorney to challenge the reliability of the most basic and reputable drug tests because he now KNOWS they are scientifically WRONG!

I hope he is not firing this attorney for not doing “enough.”

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

The lab results are back .......

Gonna be a long night in the BalldoReich

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Seethe stream tonight?

 

[Strix454]

All of the defendants have reason to lie if they take the stand and their lawyers will be trying to create confusion even if they don't. Aaron can rebut those lies because he was there and directly observed actions and conversations. He's the only non-defendant adult who has that direct knowledge.

I think its doubtful any of them would take the stand and if they did, it would be a suicide move even without Aaron's testimony. I think Aaron's only use in the case as a witness would be if Nick's attorney were foolish to put on a defense specifically claiming that they were Aaron's drugs.

Yes. There are situations where Aaron could testify usefully, but in my opinion they all involve legal suicide options by Nick. I would like to think he wouldn't do any of those options. But given his track record, he may actually pull the pin on one of them.

And of course all those situations would be very entertaining.

 

[BathTubShine]

Crackets and Dax Herrera/JujuTheCOW/Dick Masterson pizza hut commercial dropout who loves to get pegged while dressed as a cow living together in a Barbie Traphouse in LA -2030-
(IN A PARALLEL MARVEL MULTIVERSE)

 

[Cucktry Roads]

If anyone's going to the hearing tomorrow, do everyone a favor.

If Ralph starts hollerin' too much and the police have to intervene and pin him on the ground, get him to shout "I can't gunt!" This is the dream clip.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

Seethe stream tonight?

Don't you think he'll be preparing for tomorrow?

 

[Seafarer]

You know, thinking about Nick's bizarre insistence on things like a conspiracy against him, his obsessive need to correct the record, and the fact that he's a lawyer all remind of Robert Telles, a Nevada lawyer who ran for public office, treated his employees like shit, and murdered a journalist. "Based" I can already hear you typing, but hold your applause; Telles is a faggot.

I don't remember the story perfectly, but as I recall there was this guy, Jeff German, who typically covered corruption cases and mafia shennanigans in Vegas. An anonymous whistleblower decided to pass German receipts that Telles was abusing his employees and granting favors to one which he was fucking, and German decided to break the story. Naturally this destroyed Telles's campaign.

So Telles, naturally pissed, began to obsess over German, making several passive-aggressive posts about him on twitter, taking German's continued coverage of the developing scandal as a personal attack on his character as opposed to reporting the plain facts of the case. Eventually, he disguised himself in a raincoat and a sombrero and stalked German, before stabbing him to death. Apparently he also wanted to do the same to the person who beat him in the election but failed miserably.

As it turns out, Telles was also a heavy drinker and while he never strapped an abominable, arcane sex toy to his nutsack, he would beat the fuck out of his wife at the slightest provocation.

I'm not entirely sure where I'm going with this, but suffice it to say that I think if Null moved back to the US, Rackets would murder him with an ice pick.

He reminds you of Nick because that guy was also an NPD scumbag.

 

[TexOffender]

https://archive.is/9DkXC

Nick have a chicken coup in any of those pics?

 

[TheTourist]

Don't you think he'll be preparing for tomorrow?

ofc he's preparing, he'll be preparing until tomorrow morning so he doesn't show up with DTs.

 

[Peace Through Power]

He is preparing his arguing skills for tomorrow

Wrong. You don't understand the issue, stalker child

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

He's a zesty-american. His people are naturally sassy.

Zesty meaning fey, right? Or maybe just a bit nerdy, idk. I hate being mean. Except that though I've rarely watched him, the times I did he was a beyond-the-pale (and unrealistic) pig re women, so he created a bias. Willing to be persuaded otherwise..

Curious about how much the Balldo Bunker will go for. Seems past year average home price in 1# Lolcow state is 340,000 range.

I can see 280-320k.

7.7+ acres. In very nice areas that are commutable to Minneapolis [yes, spicer is not, so a different scale, but] $300k is common for a non-lakefront 1 acre lot. For nearly 8, which is nothing close to average for a home, 300k would seem a good buy.

I think it’s far more likely to be a discrete advertisement of Nick’s depravity, rather than a 19th century humble brag.

Yo, that was [my] point! Poor pineapple, dignified history yet debased like this. :-(

40-50k as a spitball. It really comes down to where the well is. It might be cheaper to just sink a new well.

EDIT: I took it as new piping from the well. To PVC that house is at least 15k, probably more.

All you people with good house update/ reno descriptions are adding to my anxiousness about what I'm going to have to do to ready mine for sale. THANKS OBAMA.

[but fr thank you and anyone who wants to help a farmer out with some perspective/ expectation-setting for repairs/etc., DM me!{

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

I want a documentary of all these moving parts, directed by Ken Burns and narrated by David McCullough.

We need one of those maps they use for movie battles. Null moving little colored pieces around with one of those wooden wands. I think our man Sharpeteer had a clip.

Or a Lord of the Rings homage. While the forces of good and evil are arrayed in front of Jim’s driveway, Ralph manages to sneak the Balldo back to Mexico to cast it into Popocatéptl. He is the Gunted Hobbit after all.

 

[not william stenchever]

If the pipes under that house are iron like the ones coming into the home, updating those on a property that size is going to be very expensive. Not sure what the acidity of the soil is in that area but be willing to bet those pipes need to be updated to PVC.

Galvinized iron piping from the 70s interacting with hard water has never failed to be a horror show in my experience. I have only dealt with with limestone based hard groundwater (which effects the nearby city's water situation as well) and that iron rich shit in Minnesota seems like a whole new nightmare. Would recomment replacing all of the plumbing while replacing the well water systems because Crackets has probably fucked it all up through neglect, like so many things he has done.

 

[Captain Manning]

The lab results are back .......

Let me guess.

HIV positive?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Galvinized iron piping from the 70s interacting with hard water has never failed to be a horror show in my experience. I have only dealt with with limestone based hard groundwater (which effects the nearby city's water situation as well) and that iron rich shit in Minnesota seems like a whole new nightmare. Would recomment replacing all of the plumbing while replacing the well water systems because Crackets has probably fucked it all up through neglect, like so many things he has done.

With all I've seen I'd want a new water survey. Might as well just go from zero.

 

[2lolis1cup]

The lab results are back ....... View attachment 6328950View attachment 6328951View attachment 6328952View attachment 6328953

Gonna be a long night in the BalldoReich

It's going to be a full cope stream for sure.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Zesty meaning fey, right? Or maybe just a bit nerdy, idk.

I believe that this is a ginger joke.

 

[Baldos Revenge]

Lolcows are funnier when theyre not in jail. Anyone advocating a lolcow should get jail time (aside from actual, proveable criminality in a court of law) should neck rope.

he allowed his 8 year old daughter to use cocaine. he should be in jail and you should kill yourself for defending him.