Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

You know who else claims to have ODD in order to make himself look like a defiant, badass, rebellious spirit?

It's so ironic how it's always the manchildren trying to wiggle their way into a children's diagnosis because they read the description, and they think that "hell yeah, I've always been a rebellious dude who sticks it to the man!"

In reality, they're just retarded people with shit impulse control, empathy deficits, poor self-insight, and no effective coping mechanisms. So much for steely, ruthless CEO who gets all the women. Fat just gets Niki, bitch tits, the Milwaukee Micro poking through his undersized jeans, and an ego so fat yet thinly-layered that the entirety of Rick's being is prevented from exploding by means of duct tape and the prayers of his wife and relatives.

Just retarded.

 

[Jungle Strike]

You know, thinking about Nick's bizarre insistence on things like a conspiracy against him, his obsessive need to correct the record, and the fact that he's a lawyer all remind of Robert Telles, a Nevada lawyer who ran for public office, treated his employees like shit, and murdered a journalist...

I'm not entirely sure where I'm going with this, but suffice it to say that I think if Null moved back to the US, Rackets would murder him with an ice pick.

Nick is more the type to try and hire a contract killer and then get arrested because he fucked up and hired a fed.

I'm afraid the introduction of these notions are ominous. Through his dealer Nick has fewer degrees of separation from organized crime and the recruitment pool of their muscle than normies. After probation, after things cool off, he may ask his dealer to arrange an introduction, a request his dealer may fulfill for his best customer or a cherished former customer. And then there are some more introductions after that until a grim feature makes an appearance on the landing page for the forum.

I of course have to admit the above isn't likely at all, but the mechanisms are there for Rekieta to go all the way in his retaliation should his hatred compel him to such an undertaking. And this year had enough insanity surrounding these personalities that it taught that these unhinged actors will trample your tempered speculation on their way to their next stop of ruining their own or others' lives.

 

[Oxyjen]

I'm afraid the introduction of these notions are ominous. Through his dealer Nick has fewer degrees of separation from organized crime and the recruitment pool of their muscle than normies

 

[Strix454]

It also looks like Nick has been claiming 12556 52nd St as being a residential homestead for a good few years. Strange, I thought that house was empty, and that he was living at 12291 51st St. I sure hope he hasn't been fraudulently misrepresenting his place of residence to receive tax benefits

When he had those family people living there, the property might have qualified for something called a "Relative Homestead". But with just April living there or nobody living there, there is no way it should qualify as a homestead for tax purposes.

Someone whose primary residence was owned by a trust and who owned one other residence might find it easier to get away with it. But this is very much a no-no in terms of property taxes.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

When he had those family people living there, the property might have qualified for something called a "Relative Homestead". But with just April living there or nobody living there, there is no way it should qualify as a homestead for tax purposes.

Someone whose primary residence was owned by a trust and who owned one other residence might find it easier to get away with it. But there is very much a no-no in terms of property taxes.

So it's exactly what Crackets would do.

 

[solarflare]

Ahhh ok, this makes more sense now. So the house he lives in is actually 12291 51st St which actually a stunning property. Screw the whore house he is selling for $450K. Good on him and for not giving a shit how dilapidated it is.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

When he had those family people living there, the property might have qualified for something called a "Relative Homestead". But with just April living there or nobody living there, there is no way it should qualify as a homestead for tax purposes.

Someone whose primary residence was owned by a trust and who owned one other residence might find it easier to get away with it. But there is very much a no-no in terms of property taxes.

They were friends, not family. This was speculated for a while but on one of his shows yesterday, Aaron explicitly confirmed Nick and Kayla were renting it to friends and not family members.
They were asked to leave in anticipation of Aaron and April buying the property.

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

Imagine if Nick manages to swindle his way out of court cases scoff free.
What then?

I get to laugh some more.
I still remember Vic Mignona's TCPA hearing fiasco and how cowish many of the Rackets fans behaved then.
Or that time when DSP's bankruptcy thing was successful and all the teeth gnashing from alogs on the forum.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

April has really bad periods

Maybe this is the mystical "pussy liquor" of which Nick spoke.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I'm aware it's the old home, but didn't recall how long ago they had moved out of it. I'm also not aware of when the children began being home schooled.

Always homeschooled until the last 2-3 years or so when the oldest began attending a local private school for at least half the day.

For anyone interested I made a thread that's part source reference and part deep timeline tracking. It indexes Nick's streams against IRL happenings such as his various beefs, MNPR drops and the actual events alleged in legal filings, it's here. Feedback to get to encyclopedic is truly appreciated if you have time and inclination.

If you need media or research, I have done a fair bit for a 'Highlight of Rekieta' style addendum to the OP. Let me know if you are looking for something.

Cheers on getting something so comprehensive done!

The problem is interest rates. With a 20% down payment and 30yr mortgage the true cost of that house is over $1 million.

It must be part of Nick's plan to have someone help HIM make a million dollars! The dastard!

1. I have no idea how to post multiples on this forum, I sucketh.

2. My dude, I never said Nick's PR team was successful, they are doing just as well as Amber Turd's team had done. They sucketh.

Phone fags are terrible.

Use the '+Quote' button on each post you want to quote. Then scroll down to the reply comment box and you will see a black button that says 'Insert Quotes'. Click that, then a dialogue comes up that let's you re-arramge the quote orders before inserting them. If you connection is slow, give it 20 seconds.

 

[suspended animation]

At one of Fatrick Tomlinson's court appearances he sperged out when he saw some familiar faces in the courtroom (including Dan Mullen and maybe a Kiwi too), which resulted in them having to identify themselves.

Could this happen at tomorrow's hearing- can spectators be asked for their names in the courtroom? I can imagine Nick would be taking notes if so. I don't want any Kiwis to get ambushed.

 

[Vesperus]

Is the Omnibus in its own thread or not?

If Ethan Ralph turns up it may need its own board.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

At least when the gays get into depravity they go the whole nine yards with the hellraiser shit. Swingers seem to just wanna attend a horrible BBQ for the rest of eternity where everyone's leathery wives get plowed in the poolhouse. Blurry pineapple tattoos under sun-destroyed skin as far as the eye can see.

I fucking read this in Ashton's voice

 

[Procrastinhater]

I think Nick used to have family with some degree of relation to him or Kayla in that house. He may or may not have pushed them out as part of a plan to entice Aaron/April to buy that home and start up their residential polycule. But it would make a lot of sense to move all of his degenerate activities--his streams, alcohol, partying, drugs, etc. into the second property if only so there could be a totally safe and wholesome environment for his kids.

That would have made sense - if Nick gave a single fuck about the welfare of those kids.
He hasn't done anything that might indicate this is the case, in fact his actions over the past couple of years,

Spoiler: Rekieta's Parenting Skills

the alcoholism and making a fool of himself streaming where his kids friends could see how low he's sunk, choosing to become an open cuck and watch the mother of those kids get railed by strangers, trying to build a degenerate BDSM perverts dungeon in his childrens home, moving his faggy degenerate polycule in, bringing ounces of cocaine into the house around his kids, having his daughter exposed to so much cocaine she tested 10x the cut off, having his kids exposed to the trauma of a police drug bust

all indicate the opposite, that he resents them and begrudges the time he has to waste taking care of them which takes away from time he could be drinking or smoking crack with the Fleshlight.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

They were friends, not family. This was speculated for a while but on one of his shows yesterday, Aaron explicitly confirmed Nick and Kayla were renting it to friends and not family members.
They were asked to leave in anticipation of Aaron and April buying the property.

“Hey can you leave? I need to move in the rest of my qover. What’s a qover? Just my swinging couple”

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Curious about how much the Balldo Bunker will go for. Seems past year average home price in 1# Lolcow state is 340,000 range.

I can see 280-320k. We have all had time to digest the pictures. Even if we toss out Nick himself lowering the property value, that house is gonna need a decent amount of repair inside and out.

Even beyond the roofing and powering washing the inside of splooge. That shower reveals the mineral balance in the water needs a filtration system for the iron. Thats 10k plus installation and maintenance.

Mr. Millionaire couldn't have one installed this entire time for well being of his own family and tenants. Every shred of info that comes out damns his character more than I could imagine.
He better pray for that body cam to never come out or trial to not be aired.

 

[Balr0g]

Are we placing bets on how many pages we'll be at 24 hours after the Ominbus? I'm going to say 6500.

6666 pages. The Devil wants his due after all (yeah I know it's 666 but cut me some slack here)

 

[MadStan]

As much as I'd like to see fireworks at the Omnibus, I'd settle for a 5 minute hearing where a continuance was granted just to see Ethan Ralph have to slim it back to Mexico with nothing to show for his efforts. And maybe, he is hit by a process server for a bonus.

 

[TheTourist]

Through his dealer Nick has fewer degrees of separation from organized crime and the recruitment pool of their muscle than normies. After probation, after things cool off, he may ask his dealer to arrange an introduction...

Right. OR the addict could continue spending their dwindling capital on getting high. Nick's in so deep that he'd rather do drugs until he dies than do the work needed to enact anything resembling revenge. He's satisfying his need to get back at his detractors by embarrassing himself on twitter, ffs.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Doubt. Rekieta is, for all of his sperging, fundamentally a coward.

A big part of his problems come from his cowardly refusal to man up and face the consequences of his actions.

He lacks the balls to either fix or end his marriage, he’d rather sit and whine at his prude church instead of fixing his degeneracy or just not going there.

And he certainly lacks the balls to ever physically unleash his narc rage.

Nick is more the type to try and hire a contract killer and then get arrested because he fucked up and hired a fed.

Agreed. Nick is, at the heart of it, bitchmade. He'll corner women in an elevator to whine about things not going his way but he simply doesn't have the balls to physically confront another man. He gets angry and instead of going out for a drink and getting in fights with randos like some, higher T, angry alcoholics, Balldo instead gets drunk at home in his cuck dungeon and Larsons out, punches himself in the head when his rage gets too much.
His entire personality is passive aggressive, as seen by the way he reacts to comments that cause him narc injury.
Nick is a bitch. He'll seethe and I have no doubt he'd be all for some slimy scheme to fuck someone over and stab them in the back, but not literally, people like Nick aren't the type to be physically aggressive.
He'll punch himself in a rage before he punches another man.
Bitchmade.
Weird.