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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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New video of Ralph in Minnesota to the Rekieta hearing. It has some good Medicare seething.
Looking more dipper than dapper.

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New video of Ralph in Minnesota to the Rekieta hearing. It has some good Medicare seething.
Looking more dipper than dapper.
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Can't get the slimming filters to work on video huh? lmfao

How can a 38 year old man look this old?

If you framed this with the right filter he would look like someone from the civil war era where 38 was more like 70 in age.
Years of booze and drugs and eating like shit, that shit ages you very very fast. He needs to stop dressing like a 13 year old mexican boy and buy some age appropriate clothing. One of those old man caps and suspenders.
 
Oh you hear that? Little Piggie is gonna get up at the crack of dawn and beat us all to the court house. Now that I doubt. Why I sure don’t hope no Farmers point him out to the bailiff and tell them he’s intoxicated and shouldn’t be allowed in. He’s wasted right now and I bet like a good tourist visiting the US of A he will get wasted tonight. These Mexicans can get out of hand.
 
What's up, Ethan? Gettin a little scared? We've already met up, and we have our Ronnie masks ready! Is your boyfriend packing you some IceyHot? Because we're gonna lift your shirt and smack your belly, fatso! We're gonna pull your pants down and spank your ass with an old wooden paddle, just like Ronnie did! We're gonna put you in a circus tent and charge $10 for people to come see the screeching scrotum-dwarf that's molting and commencin' the jigglin'!
 
That lil loveseat does not look conducive to a good nights sleep

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especially since the prior 2 nights were spent at airports.
5 star trip? OWNING the KF haterz?
I think not.
At first glance I thought that was the back seat out of an old station wagon some hillbilly put in his living room.
 
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