🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Look--an Alien!]

Operative on the ground in Minnesota.

Can confirm.

remember, he likes to spit

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

remember, he likes to spit

I thought he was a swallower

 

[Heavy Galaxy]

Wedgie-Actual we are Oscar Mike awaiting visual. report good effect on target.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I just finished filling my third SuperSoaker with piss. I've got my Ronnie Ralph mask fitted properly. I've got my shirt with the picture of Sandra Ralph shoving cake into her face like some farm animal. I'm gonna head over to the courthouse in a few hours and wait until I see the hollerin' scrotum-dwarf doing his Jigglebilly routine. I'm gonna squirt your face with piss, Ralph! I'm gonna squirt your face with 3 full SuperSoakers worth of piss! Then I'm gonna tussle your piss-soaked gray hair, old man! All my buddies are gonna be there with tapemeasure and measuring sticks! I'll see you in a few hours, Ralphie!

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Crosspost from Aaron's thread:
Aaron Imholte has challenged Ethan Ralph to spar at his local boxing gym while Ralph is in Minnesota.

Aaron says he'll let Ralph stream it if he wants to.

Not bothering to clip it out on its own, it's the last 2.5 minutes of the video starting around 10:55.

 

[Oh Darn]

Ralph’s too much of a pussymade Arkansas bitch to get in the ring. He’ll run squealing back to the aeropuerto to get liquored up and sleep in the terminal for the 36 hours before his connecting flight

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I just finished filling my third SuperSoaker with piss

Make it diarrhea and Ralph will fall in love with you at first splash.

 

[Strix454]

Aaron Imholte has challenged Ethan Ralph to spar at his local boxing gym while Ralph is in Minnesota.

He might as well have made it easier for Ralph and just challenged him to stand next to Aaron in a photograph so Ralph could show off his comparative hobbit size.

Its not necessary to put boxing gloves on his hoofs or have him trot around a ring. That would be animal cruelty to the pig.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

That would be animal cruelty to the pig

Ralph's continued existence is the cruelty.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

New video of Ralph in Minnesota to the Rekieta hearing. It has some good Medicare seething.
Looking more dipper than dapper.
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Does Ralph just wakeup and thinks "Who am I gonna be mad at today" then just starts tweeting?

His lil pig slits are so fucking gross, and him flexing that he had a shower is just *chefs kiss*

 

[lowly kiwi merchant]

If you want to keep the hog away from you, just bring a measuring stick at least 5'1" long. He will not approach.

 

[ben gvir]

I just finished filling my third SuperSoaker with piss. I've got my Ronnie Ralph mask fitted properly. I've got my shirt with the picture of Sandra Ralph shoving cake into her face like some farm animal. I'm gonna head over to the courthouse in a few hours and wait until I see the hollerin' scrotum-dwarf doing his Jigglebilly routine. I'm gonna squirt your face with piss, Ralph! I'm gonna squirt your face with 3 full SuperSoakers worth of piss! Then I'm gonna tussle your piss-soaked gray hair, old man! All my buddies are gonna be there with tapemeasure and measuring sticks! I'll see you in a few hours, Ralphie!

Null explicitly wrote a post begging users showing up to not bring weapons to the court house or make yourself the center of attention. You are not a super villain.

You will be arrested, you will make Kiwi Farms look awful & give Ralph + Rekieta what they want even just by making these empty threats.
You should be banned from the gunt forum for trying to taunt your gayop troll plans like a cringe fag.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Null explicitly wrote a post begging users showing up to not bring weapons to the court house or make yourself the center of attention. You are not a super villain.

You will be arrested, you will make Kiwi Farms look awful & give Ralph + Rekieta what they want even just by making these empty threats.
You should be banned from the gunt forum for trying to taunt your gayop troll plans like a cringe fag.

c'mon bro you cant be this easy to troll lmao.

 

[ben gvir]

c'mon bro you cant be this easy to troll lmao.

Obviously nobody is going to do it wise guy, but do you think making in-depth threats as a joke is a good idea or funny?

True or not, "No trolling plans". Writing detailed fanfiction about assaulting lolcows is breaking the rules.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I thought he was a swallower

Blood. Blood he spits. Let's not get into how the Ralphamale pays his bills, dinner was very good and I'd like to keep it.

 

[AltisticRight]

Obviously nobody is going to do it wise guy, but do you think making in-depth threats as a joke is a good idea or funny?

True or not, "No trolling plans". Writing detailed fanfiction about assaulting lolcows is breaking the rules.

It's an obvious joke. If you felt like it broke rules just report, imagine doing it for free.

 

[OrionBalls]

At first glance I thought that was the back seat out of an old station wagon some hillbilly put in his living room.

That's a futon.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

You should be banned from the gunt forum for trying to taunt your gayop troll plans like a cringe fag.

Lurk moar faggot

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Years of booze and drugs and eating like shit, that shit ages you very very fast.

Ralph is also a smoker and smoking ages you faster then probably anything else.

 

[Rage Pig]

Herro, how are you?
It's so typical of me to talk about soy sauce, I sorry
I don’t feel too well
Ever since I ate that orange chicken, I can't take a crap
Ancient secret of the orange sauce
Mix cum with clementine
Herro from the Far East Side
I sometimes blow another guy