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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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  • lol no

    Votes: 327 92.6%
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Insanely Retarded said:
I would sleep with one eye open, that "friend" could be an undercover operative waiting for you to pass out before delivering the ultimate wedgie.
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It's a Grindr hookup he's bunking with. Any shenanigans involving Ralph's ass and underwear (or lack thereof) have already been consented to.
 
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AncientPhosphur said:
They’ve got these little stands around town here selling sweet corn. Truly a miraculous sign.
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I look forward to your reports about how nice that area of Minnesota is. If Rackets is dumb enough to take this to trial I might have to go watch it. I hope the judge schedules it at a nice time of year.
 
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Its almost Wedgie time!
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AncientPhosphur said:
They’ve got these little stands around town here selling sweet corn. Truly a miraculous sign.
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Are they sold out of the bed of a pickup truck with other stuff like watermelons, tomatoes, squash, etc? If so I used to work those trucks lol. It's great produce, grab some next time you see one.
 
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Salvatore Leone said:
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Das rite bish the Ralphamale gets to sleep on the cuck couch. What you think of them apples broke dick farms?
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Broke Ralph staying on a microsuede love seat from big lots like a couch surfing baller.

Worryingly there seems to be a child’s toy in the corner. Guess this loser might get to see his keeds. (Likely he’s got a baby mama he hates and has bonded with Ralph over no loyal bitches. )
 
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Lonely khan said:
What is it with boogies false teeth and Ralph's meth fueled weight redistribution that triggers my uncanny Valley repulsion? Like his gut always looked liked an unused prop from a Rob Bottin movie, but his face looks like a fucking automaton in this.

What's the deal with fat lolcows?
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In Ralph’s case it’s also his beauty filter abuse, otherwise we see the Freddy Krueger skin and extra chins.

I don’t keep up with Boogie so no idea if that fat fuck also uses beauty filters.
 
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Congrats Ralph you survived the arduous trip of fly to another country.
I wish you a million soiled wedgies
I wish you a million servings
I wish you a million xannies
 
Don't do that.
One way to alog Ralph, is to tell an officer that Ralph is trying to stream to incite harassment against the jurours and watch piggy get tazed. Also he shouldn't try to walk up to peoples cars. That's a good way to be shot in the head. If it were a better state, that would be allowed

Edit: I don't plan on doing it, but I wasn't even going anyways. Ralph will get his own self thrown out because he'll start some confrontation with someone who he thinks is a kiwi, when he gets up in some stranger's face. The police will not stand for a fat retard accosting random people and they'll throw his 4 titted fat ass to the curb.
 
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