🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[SaidNoOneEver]

This nigga stranded at the airport with no way out isn’t he

This is going to make the inevitable continuance so worth it. Two days in airports across North America for nothing.

 

[Razz]

Jokes on you, aylawgs, the gunt is actually sleeping on an armchair

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Whoever took the Rage Pig in should have a competency exam. They also need to schedule a full fumigation. The bedbugs are already dropping anchor babies

 

[4090 Chad]

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Das rite bish the Ralphamale gets to sleep on the cuck couch. What you think of them apples broke dick farms?
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Does that couch come with a dog bowl for him to drink out of?

 

[Asian tech support]

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Das rite bish the Ralphamale gets to sleep on the cuck couch. What you think of them apples broke dick farms?
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Is he tempting fate? Does he want the a-hogs to go through every airbnb listing in Spicer and Willmar? I don't think this stinky boy has any friends in Minnesota and that includes Balldo.

 

[Razz]

Does that couch come with a dog bowl for him to drink out of?

Nigga, the gunt is 4'12", thats actually his friend's nephew's armchair

 

[Goatchoker]

At least his feet wont go over the edge of the futon so no under bed demons get him?

This is all so god damn funny to me.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Somebody doxed themselves to house the gunt after he just outed a guy that gave him $500 for no other reason but to flex how nigger rich he is.

 

[AnOminous]

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It looks pretty small. But I guess it will do for a tiny little munchkin like Ralph.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Whoever took the Rage Pig in should have a competency exam. They also need to schedule a full fumigation. The bedbugs are already dropping anchor babies

Pay pigs.....pay pigs never change.

My money is on Adowolf, he's going to feed piggy all the tatter tot hotdishes to keep him from getting drunk and demanding he be driven to daddy Jim's house.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

RE: The couch

Chronic heavy drinking makes all your shit liquid and remember the Ralphamale doesn't wear underwear. Food for thought.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Hey Ralphie! We're all gonna show up in Ronnie masks to pull your pants down, paddle your gunt, shove a pinecone up your ass, and stick used toilet paper to your face while you cry for Mamma and Ronnie!

 

[Mynameisdark]

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Airport bar crawling, to couch surfing! The life of the Ralphamale is pretty extreme, but can fit easily into a carry-on bag.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

So, in other words, Ralph is confirming what everyone already knew, that he's so broke he can't afford a hotel for even one night. Again, it's not a surprise to anyone who's paid any sort of attention over the last few months, but between sleeping at the airport, on a random stranger's couch, bragging about someone sending him 500$ and booking the trip because of it, etc. There's no room for denial anymore.

Oh and Ralph, everyone knows you have no friends (much less in MN), you even said so yourself a couple days ago on stream (not that you remember what you did 10 min ago with all the brain damage from the pills)., so if I were you, I would sleep with one eye open, that "friend" could be an undercover operative waiting for you to pass out before delivering the ultimate wedgie.

 

[Rage Pig]

He's on a crusade against the Kiwi fags and their dear leader. That's 5 videos and a plethora of tweets, almost always addressing Null and/or the farms. Not only is he wasting money on this senseless journey, he also misses lots of streams to shake his tin cup.
Does he expect some kind of catharsis when he finally exposes all the Kiwis to his gigantic audience? It's really amusing what he tries to sell as W's these days. Traveling 48 hours from his tin shack to Minneapolis, stuffing beaner slop into his face and crashing on the couch of some idiot who'll drive him around because he loses all his papers despite carrying a homosexual man purse around.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Ralph loves Josh more than anything in this world. Maybe even more than his first daddy Jim.

All of his pathetic outbursts and whiny voiced fits are to get him to acknowledge him.

 

[Strix454]

Suffa A-lawgs I can fly direct!
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But will probably have 2 connection flights because he's poor.

There are no direct flights to Merida from Minneapolis. And if he booked a one-stop or two-stop one-way flight on short notice, he is looking at about $500 just for that.

I don't know about the couch though. I think the overnight cots at the minneapolis airport would actually be more comfortable. And you have to wonder if that cheap apartment he is staying at has the facilities to hose down a dirty pig.

 

[Salvatore Leone]

Does he expect some kind of catharsis when he finally exposes all the Kiwis to his gigantic audience?

What would otherwise be a mundane thing to normal people is Ralph compensating for him being poor. Really that is Ralph’s life: coping and compensating for short comings.

 

[Die For Me!]

Unless Ralph fires up the Killstream live in his (supposed) friends studio apartment, I'm going to assume this housing arrangement was made with a stranger through Grindr. Why else would he draw out the word "fr..ie..nds" and seductively post his removed clothes on a strangers couch? It's because he's gay for Pay Pay Pay!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

They’ve got these little stands around town here selling sweet corn. Truly a miraculous sign.