🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Tofu Dust]

You still have to pass the smell test, rage pig. Any bit of xannie fragments or booze and you're cooked. All that traveling for another fat L.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Time to post some pictoral ebidance, Ralph. Where's the food we should be imagining when we have to imagine eating this good? Where's the cool new Twins cap to add to the collection? Show us which park bench you plan on passing out on tonight.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

This nigga stranded at the airport with no way out isn’t he

 

[Strix454]

This nigga stranded at the airport with no way out isn’t he

I think he either sleeps at the airport tonight and ubers up tomorrow if he can wake up in time (questionable).

Or he got on the only bus to Wilmar from minneapolis 15 minutes ago.

Or he is passed out somewhere in the minneapolis airport.

 

[OrionBalls]

My bet's on him being at a locals bar, like when he got "delayed" in New York. Drinking at the airport is really expensive.

 

[Oh Darn]

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[Mikoyan]

Time to post some pictoral ebidance, Ralph. Where's the food we should be imagining when we have to imagine eating this good? Where's the cool new Twins cap to add to the collection? Show us which park bench you plan on passing out on tonight.

I miss the old fancy hot dish place at MSP. The decor was just kitschtrashy enough for Ralph too.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

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Damnit Jim, how many times do you have to be told, DON'T PUT BURGERS IN THE TRASH!

 

[Mynameisdark]

If Ralph isn't posting pictures of himself dining alone, how are we to know he is winning?

 

[Particle Bored]

Yeah, and the Battle of Jim's Driveway won't happen until the end times. I think it's detailed in the Book of Revelation. Some point after the four horsemen.

Are the four tits of a horsefucker not close enough for Clown World?

 

[Salvatore Leone]

Das rite bish the Ralphamale gets to sleep on the cuck couch. What you think of them apples broke dick farms?
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[BlueArmedDevil]

Suffa A-lawgs I can fly direct!

But will probably have 2 connection flights because he's poor.

 

[Oh Darn]

If that "friend" is smart, he got a shitty ikea couch just for the occasion and will toss it out on the street afterwards -- I don't think anyone could get torta-fueled gunt grease out of upholstery

 

[Salvatore Leone]

Suffa A-lawgs I can fly direct!
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But will probably have 2 connection flights because he's poor.

Ralph will probably somehow misplace his Mexico id just like every other form of id he’s ever had.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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Das rite bish the Ralphamale gets to sleep on the cuck couch. What you think of them apples broke dick farms?
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Thanks now I know what to look out for. Red hat on a midget obese hog

 

[Die For Me!]

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Das rite bish the Ralphamale gets to sleep on the cuck couch. What you think of them apples broke dick farms?
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He arranged the hats to be facing the camera but didn't have the time to take his nasty sock hes been wearing for days off someone elses couch? Does he think its normal to peel off your dirty socks and put them on other peoples furniture? Very strange man child behavior.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

That couch must be all of 5 foot. Great place for a manlet to sleep.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Gator let him in again, after ralph whispered sweet nothings in his ear.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Suffa A-lawgs I can fly direct!
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Wow, what a flex: I can actually fly from one country to another (in one direction).

 

[Salvatore Leone]

He arranged the hats to be facing the camera but didn't have the time to take his nasty sock hes been wearing for days off someone elses couch? Does he think its normal to peel off your dirty socks and put them on other peoples furniture? Very strange man child behavior.

Ralph will surly correct the record on Twitter and tell us that’s his clean pair of socks for the day.