Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[A Little Bird]

Let me guess.

HIV positive?

It was a hair test. Results came back negative. Negative for hair, that is, not for drugs.

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[Mr.Bucket]

I honestly didn't know they used iron pipes for water. I thought it went from copper, to pvc, to pex.
Iron just sounds super ultra retarded, even without hard water.
Iron sucks enough when it's just drain pipes as it is.
Source: My house is from the 60's. Copper (corroding like a mofo) water lines with cast iron drains.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I honestly didn't know they used iron pipes for water. I thought it went from copper, to pvc, to pex.
Iron just sounds super ultra retarded, even without hard water.
Iron sucks enough when it's just drain pipes as it is.
Source: My house is from the 60's. Copper (corroding like a mofo) water lines with cast iron drains.

Like everything else so far, this was done to cut costs. I will not be surprised if there is a water softener system that is broken/empty.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I honestly didn't know they used iron pipes for water. I thought it went from copper, to pvc, to pex.
Iron just sounds super ultra retarded, even without hard water.
Iron sucks enough when it's just drain pipes as it is.
Source: My house is from the 60's. Copper (corroding like a mofo) water lines with cast iron drains.

Copper is expensive. When they started using it in the 70's they were having mega ultra inflation. Steel/iron, that shit is cheap. You can weld it with a regular stick welder. Copper is liquid gold. Have to solder it. Economically at the time it made sense but had terrible consequences.

 

[Swole McPole]

No sneer quotes necessary, this bitch’s pussy is putrid. No amount of Summer’s Eve is going to help, though.

I think April's rinsing out her gash is grounded in psychological trauma rather than an actual real smell. It could smell like the gates of heaven but she'd know she opens those legs for any man who'll chop out a line for her. So even if it isn't really the filthy paperhanger's bucket of our imagination, April will always think of it that way because she knows she's been engaged in a deeply shameful activity.

I think she needs something a little more robust if she wants to get it really clean. She should try one of those steel brushes that they use for removing rust. That might get the psychological stank out.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

He is preparing his arguing skills for tomorrow
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Wrong. You don't understand the issue, stalker child

Man, he sure is delusional, isn't he?
The fact that he doesn’t even seem to understand how insane this all looks baffles me.

Spoiler: Archives of the X spergery

I took some creative liberties when transcribing Rekieta’s Xeets:
• You can't even see how stupid you are, stalker child - Xeet / Archive
• Cog, you are missing the real argument, stalker child - Xeet / Archive
• The police said they watched my video. But they didn't watch my video, stalker child. (They watched a clip, VERY different, stalker child) - Xeet / Archive
• Cog, you are wrong. You don't understand the issue, stalker child. (In response to COG: Nick's legal defence is to claim an unedited version of his stream is edited.) - Xeet / Archive
• Cog, you can't "hide" evidence when you aren't charged with a crime, moron stalker child. (In response to COG: He also admits he hid the evidence.) - Xeet / Archive
• The church people didn't know nothing. This story is so much less, stalker child - Xeet / Archive
• Cog, my strategy is so advanced, you can't even fathom, stalker child - Xeet / Archive

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Like everything else so far, this was done to cut costs. I will not be surprised if there is a water softener system that is broken/empty.

Copper is expensive. When they started using it in the 70's they were having mega ultra inflation. Steel/iron, that shit is cheap. You can weld it with a regular stick welder. Copper is liquid gold. Have to solder it. Economically at the time it made sense but had terrible consequences.

Glad I didn't get a house built in the 70's or early 80's then. A couple were on my short list.
This house has many issues, but rusty water isn't one of them, thankfully.

I think April's rinsing out her gash is grounded in psychological trauma rather than an actual real smell. It could smell like the gates of heaven but she'd know she opens those legs for any man who'll chop out a line for her. So even if it isn't really the filthy paperhanger's bucket of our imagination, April will always think of it that way because she knows she's been engaged in a deeply shameful activity.

I think she needs something a little more robust if she wants to get it really clean. She should try one of those steel brushes that they use for removing rust. That might get the psychological stank out.

Maybe she should try one of those new fangled de-rusting lasers.

 

[Garth]

SIX... SIX SIX.

THE NUMBER OF THE BALLDO.

How dare you sully such masterful artwork.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

So are we going to have a separate thread for kiwi scribes tomorrow?

 

[PhoBingas]

You think Nick is able to damage stuff because of drugged up tard rage. I think Nick is able to damage stuff because American building standards are shit. We are not the same.

Could have been his teenage son too. Who has bigger hands? Rackets or his wife's son's? It was probably Rackets though, I'm not sure how much time his kids spent in the guest house. The older ones might have been partying in there if it was empty.

I wonder how much the water fucks up appliances?

Look at the rust stains in the shower. That would be all through your washing machine and dishwasher too. You'd need to gut the pipes, and probably replace or get some sort of water softening system. Plus, that's only what we can see. You have no idea how fucked the wiring is, or if the cupboards are full of black mold.

 

[UrMum]

That property really is amazing, all issues aside. Where I live a parcel like that would go for way more than 450k.

I've just read trough the op and caught up a bit. It seems like this guy really had a chance at a dream life and threw it away with both hands. I never watched him but the genuine frustration I've read from people that used to makes a lot more sense now. The bloke blew it spectacularly. It's embarrassing, isn't it.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Look lol

 

[luigismanslave]

post-trial kiwifarms meetup and note organization at spurs in wilmar whenever session ends. had a few people ask so I figured I'd post

 

[Nate Higgers]

For the matters of forum record, Uncivil Law View attachment 6328483 recently streamed about Rekieta's motion to dismiss.
I’m still watching it, but he’s been much more critical than I expected. He’s made more snarky remarks than Sean, in my opinion...

Example of snarkiness:
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Since he sometimes deletes his past streams, I’m creating a Mega Archive at the following link:
https://mega.nz/file/WK5zGJJS#Se2b6m-1z1RGrKBl-VQI2XZFSEnxyCfGRtbd8pM0-ZM

Semi Off-Topic: Is this the beginning of Kurt’s redemption arc?

I have honestly felt kind of bad for him after Kino Casino uncovered that video of him that he sent in for that dating service or whatever. He seems like a guy who just never really got into a good relationship.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Could have been his teenage son too. Who has bigger hands? Rackets or his wife's son's? It was probably Rackets though, I'm not sure how much time his kids spent in the guest house. The older ones might have been partying in there if it was empty.

There was another family living there for years. Nick kicked them out to try to sell it to Aaron and April when the Quover was still together.

 

[grenouille crétine]

He is preparing his arguing skills for tomorrow

Any one of these, or hell all of them, would be excellent memorialized as random text. He is such a stupid, smug manbaby.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

He is preparing his arguing skills for tomorrow
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Wrong. You don't understand the issue, stalker child

Nick really needs to stop overestimating his ability as a lawyer.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

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Straight outta Silent Hill.

How bad is Aaron that taking the balldo and showering in that are preferable?

 

[Swole McPole]

I'm not entirely sure where I'm going with this, but suffice it to say that I think if Null moved back to the US, Rackets would murder him with an ice pick.

Murder him with a nose pick, more likely.

For the matters of forum record, Uncivil Law recently streamed about Rekieta's motion to dismiss.
I’m still watching it, but he’s been much more critical than I expected. He’s made more snarky remarks than Sean, in my opinion...

I usually give Kurt a miss because he's generally dull as ditchwater, but his analysis of this was actually fire. This demolition of the arguments around April's Miranda rights was a real pleasure to watch.

 

[Cimmerian Kang]

Zesty meaning fey, right? Or maybe just a bit nerdy, idk. I hate being mean. Except that though I've rarely watched him, the times I did he was a beyond-the-pale (and unrealistic) pig re women, so he created a bias. Willing to be persuaded otherwise..

I didn't blame him too much for getting upset with lawyer grandma talking over him about how he needs to start cold-approaching women on subways, gyms, etc. and cornering them at work instead of continuing the demoralizing but effective dating app grind.

Uncivil has always struck me as theatrical, good with colors, light on his feet, etc. though he has sperged pretty hard about hiring professionals to run his dating apps for him and them being unsuccessful at finding him (surprisingly) a woman. He seems like a nice guy, but he is also a hefty, effete, balding ginger with thin skin and a dramatic streak. He gets very testy about his attempts at dating (surprisingly) women. I don't think he's cut out for this eceleb gig. I think he's going to burn our or turn lolcow on us himself eventually.