Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[ThePhoenix]

I doubt they will be there, there's no reason.

It seems like they let (or make) their older kids come to Court, or at least they did for the CPS case. I wouldn’t be surprised if they bring their kids. They are that stupid and/or brazen and unrepentant.

We're talking about Rekieta though mate.

I can see him turning up arm in arm with his wife and the two eldest kids.

EDIT. Reply to Midnight. What Turbo said

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Good luck today lads.
I cannot wait to read the reports when I get back home tonight.

 

[The Possum]

No matter the outcome of the hearing everything surrounding it is almost guaranteed to be an entertaining shit show.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Come on Ralph. Don't disappoint me. Show up to that courtroom and yell ITS NAWT TROO when the judge reads the charges.

 

[Angry Shoes]

I like to imagine all the Kiwi reports are all meeting up at a small town diner before the trial. Gotta be mentally and physically prepared for what may be one of the most retarded days in forum history.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

His Pope hat and the baldo with a bottle of whiskey in his ass.

Don’t forget about the Hot Topic belt.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Godspeed to all the fellow retards omnibussin today.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

You know it, got up extra early to prep for the drive to the Omnibus. Anyone else?

If only I didn't have this annoying and not fun thing that Rekieta doesn't have because it would involve being productive while getting in the way of his gooning and substance abuse...a job.

 

[I AM RETARDED!]

What will Nick wear in court?

His Balldo, Drex Balldo, and a pope hat.

 

[Kyuruma]

Come on Ralph. Don't disappoint me. Show up to that courtroom and yell ITS NAWT TROO when the judge reads the charges.

Don't get your hopes up, if there's one thing Ralph has learned over his lifetime it's how to muzzle himself in court except to say "yes massa judge" and "ah apawlajize massa judge". Fully buck broken by the court system, he wouldn't dare cause a ruckus.

 

[Contracted Weeb]

God speed to our fellow Kiwis on the scene. I wish for nothing but a balldo meltdown that you get to witness with your own eyes.

 

[demicolon]

I still think this is all theatrics before he settles, but all that money getting flushed down the toilet probably hurts right now.

Could you imagine how many snow white Colombian coke bricks a hundred grand could get you?

 

[Spergichu]

What will Nick wear in court?

The Hot Topic belt tied around his neck like a tie, that retarded leather blazer, a pink Balldo cutting off circulation to his testes, a bottle of Maker's Mark courtesy of Ralph that he stuffs between his asscheeks for easy storage and nothing else.

 

[chomp chomp]

I hope Ralph comes busting in and tries to sit between Nick and his counsel.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Could you imagine how many snow white Colombian coke bricks a hundred grand could get you?

Four, maybe five?

 

[Beavis]

Nick will wear a suit that’s a size too big with sneakers. He’s also not pleading out yet. He still thinks he can beat this.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

It seems like they let (or make) their older kids come to Court, or at least they did for the CPS case. I wouldn’t be surprised if they bring their kids. They are that stupid and/or brazen and unrepentant.

We're talking about Rekieta though mate.

You're right. Myopia of my poverty made me jump to the wrong conclusion.

The guy who brought his side piece to the CPS hearing may as well bring his keeedz to his coke court proceeding.

 

[A Random Lurker]

Imagine being such a loser that Ethan Ralph had to come to your defense.

That is Nick’s reality.

I still can't believe Nick crawled back to Ralph. Even after shartgate, after Ralph called his children downies, after calling Kayla a dumb whore, Ralph was even the first one to call Nick a shyster lawyer who had never won a case and with less court experience than Ralph did. Nick crawls back and snuggles the gunt.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Somehow I don't think Ralph is in Willmar yet, even though it's 8am.

Edit to add: I guess per his twitter live's, he's being driven there now. We will see.

 

[demicolon]

I think you could get 10 for $100k if you buy wholesale and haggle a bit.