💰 Grifter Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance abuser, child doser. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex-boyfriend. Wife's bod worth $50.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 90 9.5%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 24 2.5%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 232 24.4%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 150 15.8%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 456 47.9%
  • Total voters
    952
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I like to imagine all the Kiwi reports are all meeting up at a small town diner before the trial. Gotta be mentally and physically prepared for what may be one of the most retarded days in forum history.
 
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AzaMacky said:
You know it, got up extra early to prep for the drive to the Omnibus. Anyone else?
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If only I didn't have this annoying and not fun thing that Rekieta doesn't have because it would involve being productive while getting in the way of his gooning and substance abuse...a job.
 
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UCantCCPMe said:
Come on Ralph. Don't disappoint me. Show up to that courtroom and yell ITS NAWT TROO when the judge reads the charges.
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Don't get your hopes up, if there's one thing Ralph has learned over his lifetime it's how to muzzle himself in court except to say "yes massa judge" and "ah apawlajize massa judge". Fully buck broken by the court system, he wouldn't dare cause a ruckus.
 
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Lemondale said:
What will Nick wear in court?
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The Hot Topic belt tied around his neck like a tie, that retarded leather blazer, a pink Balldo cutting off circulation to his testes, a bottle of Maker's Mark courtesy of Ralph that he stuffs between his asscheeks for easy storage and nothing else.
 
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Turbo Hornbag Hervez said:
It seems like they let (or make) their older kids come to Court, or at least they did for the CPS case. I wouldn’t be surprised if they bring their kids. They are that stupid and/or brazen and unrepentant.
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ThePhoenix said:
We're talking about Rekieta though mate.
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You're right. Myopia of my poverty made me jump to the wrong conclusion.

The guy who brought his side piece to the CPS hearing may as well bring his keeedz to his coke court proceeding.
 
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Kulee Baba said:
Imagine being such a loser that Ethan Ralph had to come to your defense.

That is Nick’s reality.
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I still can't believe Nick crawled back to Ralph. Even after shartgate, after Ralph called his children downies, after calling Kayla a dumb whore, Ralph was even the first one to call Nick a shyster lawyer who had never won a case and with less court experience than Ralph did. Nick crawls back and snuggles the gunt.
 
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