Trashfire The August 21st Omnibus Hearing for Nick Rekieta

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He's been isolated in Mexico so long he's invented a hybrid Spanglish language with brand new words that utilize Spanish letters like ñ
Sorry.
One more post.

So Ralph PRETENDING to go meet Aaron Imholte to box means THRUPPLE did not ask Ralph to hang around for the after-party, much less duo stream like nick used to do with Drex or swingers?

Ouch!
 
It might just be me having mandelamentia or something but I keep reading about a 300lb dude that's like ralph, but no one captured the moment or even a shitty meme/sketch illustrating him?
Is it the alcohol in my system?
He was in a grey short-sleeve shirt, either black or dark blue pants. He had long hair, a big beard, and some long nails. Had brown hair. He was sitting next to Ralph. He’s essentially Ralph, but taller (no offense if you’re a fellow farmer, you just need a haircut essentially).
 
He was in a grey short-sleeve shirt, either black or dark blue pants. He had long hair, a big beard, and some long nails. Had brown hair. He was sitting next to Ralph. He’s essentially Ralph, but taller (no offense if you’re a fellow farmer, you just need a haircut essentially).
And to cut his nails. Fucking nasty.
 
Can't believe i missed the post omnibus meet up, i even prepared a delightful platter of brownies for everyone!
Same, I've arrived right when the door to the room was opened and didn't have any time beforehand to asked anyone if we were doing anything after. Next time we should do a big Minnesota KiwiFarms meet up after.
 
My good man. First, thank you for your service. Second, were you carrying a lizard with you? Tucked into your belt there, under the left arm? I don’t think anyone’s mentioned it in however many pages so maybe I’m hallucinating.
I appreciate it, thanks! I wasn’t carrying a lizard, unfortunately.

It must have been the pant front sagging a wee bit, and Ethan being over 20ft away and zooming in to try and take a photo (can’t get up close cause he’s a midget bitch).

It seems it was an optical “illusion” in short.
 
Does Ralph know what Jim looks like? Could we have arranged for people to show up in wheel chairs being pushed by asian women to cinfuse him?
I sat right next to him while holding my Jim hat that he took a few look downs at. I don't look like a 41 year old chain smoker so you could tell he definitely didn't think I was Jim.
Did he smell?
Maybe, he probably did carry a smell but my sense of smell is pretty weak.
 
The sores on his legs could be from skin picking from amphetamine abuse/withdrawal. I wouldn't be surprised if it's made worse by his shitty diet and lifestyle and it makes them slow to heal. On top of that they probably have a good chance of being infected from the squalor he lives in. I wouldn't be surprised at all if they end up being bug bites, didn't his kids also have insect bites or am I misremembering? I doubt they're injection sites just based on the placement like on his kneecap. Either way, what a shitty way to show up in front of a judge. He could have easily worn long pants to make himself look less like a homeless junkie.
He wore slacks to court these pictures were taken after he changed.
This isn't the correct way to respond to criticism. The correct way to respond to criticism is by starting a livestream in which you drunkenly mock and whine about the person who criticized you until 3 a.m.
The correct way is to take to x and be sure to correct every stalker, child.



So based on today’s observations, what is the latest consensus on Ralph’s height ?

Without lifts, he appears to be around 5’3” (assuming that Balldo really is a shade over 6’).
Balldo is 6’3 Aaron is 6’4
 
now I'm seated right behind ER lol!!!
For any kiwis who go to the followups and know Ralphafail and his goons will be in attendance: I wouldn't include anything like that in your notes if you know he's going to be taking his own. He might not be able to record inside, but he can turn around in his seat at any time, and all it's gonna take is for him to rub his last two brain cells together to have somebody snap a photo of you as soon as you leave the courthouse, come here to compare your notes, and figure out "oh that was who was behind me". If nothing else Ralph is possessed of the pettiness of a high school girl, and I wouldn't put it past him to do something like that.
 
It literally doesn't matter. All the cop needed was a reasonable basis to believe it was legitimate. And even without the cokestream, they had multiple reports from mandatory reporters.

I am drawing inferences here, but I doubt the prosecutor could even claim credibly that whatever April said wouldn't be being introduced at trial as evidence of Nick's guilt, that is, for the truth of the matter asserted, and would thus be subject to hearsay/confrontation issues. I wish them luck in obtaining her testimony at trial.

Funny how they recently charged her. I wonder why they did that.
The prosecutor is an idiot. There is an exception to the hearsay rule that I would have argued applies here. And I would hope that someone has sent the prosecutor a link to the copy of Nick's cokestream that is on Nick's Odyssey page. I'm sure that they would love to know that Nick has evidence that he is concealing. This video needs to be used in the evidentiary hearing to prove the accuracy of the video mentioned in the search warrant affidavit. It is 100% admissible they just cannot force Nick to testify about what it shows.

Rule 803.Hearsay Exceptions; Availability of Declarant Immaterial​

The following are not excluded by the hearsay rule, even though the declarant is available as a witness:

(2)Excited utterance.​

A statement relating to a startling event or condition made while the declarant was under the stress of excitement caused by the event or condition.
 
For any kiwis who go to the followups and know Ralphafail and his goons will be in attendance: I wouldn't include anything like that in your notes if you know he's going to be taking his own. He might not be able to record inside, but he can turn around in his seat at any time, and all it's gonna take is for him to rub his last two brain cells together to have somebody snap a photo of you as soon as you leave the courthouse, come here to compare your notes, and figure out "oh that was who was behind me". If nothing else Ralph is possessed of the pettiness of a high school girl, and I wouldn't put it past him to do something like that.
He can't even film the kiwi farmers hes such a pussy, he isn't going to do shit. He'll just cry and continue to be smelly and bald
 
He can't even film the kiwi farmers hes such a pussy, he isn't going to do shit. He'll just cry and continue to be smelly and bald
That's all true, but it wouldn't be the hardest facedox for him (or somebody around him) to get on you if all he has to do is look around a little and do some who's-who afterwards. I'm just saying it's an easy enough risk to yourself to minimize.
 
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Balldo is 6’3 Aaron is 6’4
Ralph is 4'5 and qualifies for a discount at most theme parks but can't go on the fun rides.

But there's special rooms for him at the Prancing Pony.

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"Always willing to cater for the little people, Mr...?"
"Underhill. I'm not Ethan Ralph "
"Right."
 
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Kayla is not a hotwife. Kayla is a cuckquean. Here are the terms:
  • Hotwife - Married woman who bangs other men (with the husband's knowledge). The husband of a hotwife is a cuckhold.
  • Cuckquean - Married woman whose husband bangs other women. I think the term for the man is "stag."
  • Cuckcake - the female who gets banged by the stag.
  • Bull - the male who bangs the hotwife.
Now that we're all clear, I hope we can use the correct terminology going forward.
Yes but Drexel is fucking Kayla and nobody can convince me otherwise.
 
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