Trashfire The August 21st Omnibus Hearing for Nick Rekieta

[Dude Snakes]

Seriously, I'm pretty sure these two images are only 8 years apart
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He is aging like milk.

 

[genericwhitemale]

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I can't believe that photo with Ralph and the Rekieta trouple is real. He looks like he's part of their poly circle.
It's also funny to me that Nick still somewhat denies that (or gets tight lipped about) April obviously being a live-in hotwife. I guess he realises that he runs the risk of saying something really humiliating that makes her leave and consent to the body cam release.

 

[demicolon]

Uh are you saying that Ralph is Horseman of famine/pestilence?

>Ralph
>famine

don't worry fellas, 15 pages of discussion on if you would or wouldn't fuck her has ensured she won't be posting in this thread ever

Won't post but probably has a lot of fun reading all the thirstposts.

To play devil's advocate, it's more that it's impossible to imagine real women using this site. At least real women that aren't just interested in the fat chicks or in being TERFs.

I'd wager more than half of userbase are women. Didn't Feeder said something about this? They stay away from 4chan refugees in A&N, though.

 

[Windy Moors]

I can't believe that photo with Ralph and the Rekieta trouple is real. He looks like he's part of their poly circle.

Ralph could swap clothes with the coke whores, those bedazzled jeans he wore would look lovely paired with Kaylas strappy wedges.

 

[BBChannel]

If I remember correctly, I heard that a Kiwifarmer found a kiwifarm girl and married her. Then Null gave them a special sticker or something like that.

While this is true he doesn't want to encourage it so he won't give a special sticker more than the handful of times it has happened. He knows that most of the farmers love stickers and go batshit insane for them so he doesn't want to encourage marriages just for stickers. He simply found the fact they met over making fun of a lowcow together enthralling or something. Just don't bring up stickers to dear feeder, you'll be asking for trouble.

Back to the topic. I'm glad the onmibus event went as intended. We got our notes; a funny thing happened with the STMS fan; Piggie squealed; and balldo called him small.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Well according to nick it made sense because Dennys cops would mistake him for a stalker child

That reminds me of the time Ralph was arguing with Bryson Grey (America First’s token black rapper or something) on livestream and he called Ralph childish. Then Ralph in his pilled out and drunk stupor said “IM NOT A CHILDREN!”

 

[Nate Dingus]

The man insulting your shoes wore a fucking Braves jersey to court.

Not even, it's a non-union Mexican equivalent.

Now even though the average Mehican has a lot less money than the average American, an authentic Mexico City cap and jersey would still cost about $150 USD.

I can believe he'd buy the real stuff, since he got mugged for his Armani purse. Which means that this cash strapped pigger rich retard spent $150 on new sportswear to wear to court.

Or the spic hick bought cheap fakes, which won't breathe and will make him reek even more than usual.

I know he loves the pinstripes and long tails, since he thinks it'll make him look taller and skinnier. He's going to keep wearing it til it becomes a yellow biohazard

 

[Swole McPole]

I thought we'd have 120% of a minyan ...

Kiwifarms needs a Minyan Man for such meet-ups?

 

[Neil]

She was very boney in her appearance, not quite bag of bones but if she keeps up the current routine she'll get there soon.

Nick and Kayla are DEEP in the hole of addiction. It's in the kids' best interest that they go away and get themselves fucking sober and back to normal health before even trying to reintroduce themselves into their lives, much less be their legal guardians again.

Nick trying all of this lawyer trickery bullshit to dodge accountability for him, Kayla and his sidehoe is only going to further cement how much of a dogshit father and human being he is. If he and Kayla look this gaunt right now, imagine how much worse it would get for them and their kids if Nick's bullshit somehow manages to work.

don't worry fellas, 15 pages of discussion on if you would or wouldn't fuck her has ensured she won't be posting in this thread ever

Way to turn a funny W over Ralph into an utter cringefest you touch-starved virgin faggots.

If Null made thirstposting a permanently bannable offense (like he should), a third of this site's problems would go away. Even if it were something momentary, like Null permabanning all the weirdos who registered to thirst over V-tubers or Shoe0nHead's leaked discord DMs back in 2019-2020 we'd still be rid of a large portion of this cancer.

 

[Oxyjen]

Truly a blessing that the ragepig went to this, it would have been a nothingburger otherwise.

The threat of him being there kept everyone on their toes and added a frisson of drama.

He provided comedic content, all at his own expense.

He snapped *iconic* memetic photos of kiwis that will be treasured forever, but didn’t quite dox anyone due to cowardice and a shit phone camera.

He even gave us a selfie with the unrepentant quover just to top it off.

Thanks, Ethan Ralph, whoever you are.

 

[Avenue]

Instant replay of the first encounter outside the courthouse.

A bit but here is a version with the background music removed through AI in case you couldn't make out what was being said.

Bonus vid, Ralph encounters the illusive skating Kiwifarmer, or was he a Kiwi? Who knows, online space is melting with reality for the gunt.

 

[Airstrip One]

Honestly quite a nice photo of a bunch of folks from here who probably are getting to know each other and maybe going out for drinks afterwards. Very wholesome if they are from here.
Seeing Ralph stand behind a bunch of people dressed normally, talking photos of them while the woman waves mockingly to him reminds me of that fat shadow in the Chad/Stacy couple picture.

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Further proof that we are prisoners in some hellish simulation; one that has been outsourced to cheap foreign coders who lack any semblance of a work ethic: While Ralph apparently told Eugneia Cooney "hold my torta in your trembling skeletal grip" and has been shedding the lbs, his shadow has not been updated and remains morbidly obese.

 

[Uncle Tom's Condo]

Did Nick pay for Ralph's airfare and accommodations for this? Short notice plane tickets can't be very cheap and the Killstream isn't bringing in the big pesos these days.

I'm not gonna shit on Ralph for being short because genetics and all, but quit drinking and lose some weight you absent parent fuck.

 

[Fapcop]

Damn, her ass is flat...

This is what happens when you watch too many rap videos fam.

Sad, many such cases.

Her ass is perfectly fine, she looks cute and gets the official Fapcop fap stamp of approval.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

That reminds me, his suit wasn't just purple but also had a very subtle plaid texture. Plaid purple suit with two-tone shoes... he was like 2 steps removed from a fucking zoot suit
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*This* is what I expect a kf court meetup to be like.

Fucking love zoot suits.

 

[Must of been the wind]

April showing off her wolf tattoo is cringe, and Kayla looks a bit nuts.

 

[Baldos Revenge]

April showing off her wolf tattoo is cringe, and Kayla looks a bit nuts.

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imagine the smell

 

[Eggward biscuitbottom]

My thoughts too. I'm think I'll chill on the N-word here for awhile in honor of our KF journalist.

Retard, faggot, tranny, troon, spic, kike, chink, gook, beaner, street-shitter, camel/goat fucker, towlhead, poo'in'loo, sand Mexican, Jap, dune coon, and raspberry scoon are still fine though.



Maybe she's not even a Farmer. Maybe a Farmer told his wife "Hey hun, we're both off work today. Do you want to go for a drive and watch a short fat pig-man loudly humiliate himself and his junkie friends then possibly get his ass beat by a courtroom bailiff"?

That was pretty much my sales pitch for attending ralphamania, it does work. Although i had to justify a trans atlantic flight.

 

[El-ahrairah]

My favorite thing about the pictures (besides the shit-eating grins) is that they're so low quality and distorted that it would be extremely difficult to identify any of them.

Ralph went to this with the explicit intention of doxing every person he believed was a kiwifarmer and he didn't even make sure his camera was up to the task. Just amazing.

 

[Coprinus Comatus]

I wish all ass commenters a million coom sessions. You certainly shouldn’t worry about porn addiction causing ed or transgenderism. Coom away brave kiwis