Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[mailfrawd]

I posted yesterday hoping for a "Sir, don't do that" in Nicks case and what do you know, he already did it weeks ago , I hope there's plenty more to come and the next time Nick tries to pull a "SEAN!! SEAN!!" I hope that person just responds with "No. I'm speaking now. Okay, Mr. Rekieta?".

Something tells me that his lawyer had a sit down chat with him after that incident. Something along the lines of, "look you retarded faggot, if you want to lose the case keep doing that, otherwise STFU". Notice how he didn't say anything during the Omnibus unless he was addressed.

 

[newuser131]

rekeita the liar is nothing new. he is a lawyer. a non practicing lawyer, but a lawyer, nonetheless. although instead of lying by omission or word gymnastics, rekieta just out right lies now. what fascinates me is his devout audience, who accepts rekeita's narrative, without question.

if there is an honest nick rekieta fan, who is lurking on kf, please respond (you can do so as a guest without getting an account) as to why you are:
1. still a nick rekieta fan and
2. why you actually believe everything he is saying.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick's clearly still drinking. Booze. Maybe he's found a way to mask it somewhat, but more likely is the patch he's using doesn't detect alcohol.

Watching the stream last night shows how pickled his brain is now. He's still scared of MNPublicRecords, because the truth is what he's most allergic to now. Maybe that's what causing all those weird sores on his body, an aversion to truth.

 

[Cimmerian Kang]

the body cam footage must have contain so much nuclear yab from April that it would bury Nick in Jail for decades, that the cops probably dropped charges so they can make her a witness.

I kind of doubt they want to risk putting her on the stand. Her credibility as a witness is terrible (she is as much of a drug addicted swinger as everyone else in the house), and her doing something like telling the police specifically where to look for drugs in the house can be used to cast doubt on it being Racket's crack and not her crack. You don't generally want to prosecute crack heads by busting everyone in the crack shack and dragging some of them onto the stand to point fingers and say "yo hona we wuz all smokin crack but it was his crack in our crack pipe, he's the crack posessor." It turns into a shit show. Everyone has motivation to lie and throw everyone else under the bus. Everyone is drug-addled and bad at lying and unpredictable. Putting someone like April on the stand could torpedo the prosecution's case because she is a permafried coke whore and is going to act like one on cross exam. If they don't need her statements they will probably just concede and say "yeah, you can mute out the Nick-incriminating statements in the bodycam video. We have the drugs in his posession and in his kid's hair and all over his fucking nose. We don't need her."

 

[Sretan Božo]

Nick's clearly still drinking. Booze. Maybe he's found a way to mask it somewhat, but more likely is the patch he's using doesn't detect alcohol.

The patch he showed looked for all the world like a Pharmchek. Which is drugs only. They do have alcohol detecting patches, but that would be a whole seperate deal.

 

[keke]

The oldest probably knows exactly what's going on but doesn't want to believe it.

People keep saying this but he‘s been raised on a lifetime of Kayla, the walking talking doormat, and Nick who only exists in a narcissism vacuum. And as Nick loves to brag, they’re both involved in every aspect of their children’s lives. They’re sheltered to say the least. Kids are not objective when it comes to their parents. Nick has been coaching them their entire lives about big baddy government, this is just the thing Nick says happens actually happening to them.

After seeing the absolute state of Nick’s dumbfuck parents, it’s optimistic at best to think the kids know everything. I hope some of them are at least somewhat clued in, just for their own safety.

 

[daffodils]

if there is an honest nick rekieta fan, who is lurking on kf, please respond (you can do so as a guest without getting an account) as to why you are:
1. still a nick rekieta fan and
2. why you actually believe everything he is saying.

One possible answer is a shared persecution complex:

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[Dimension Sniper]

One possible answer is a shared persecution complex:

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ah yes, owning the libs by being a coke-addicted degenerate who neglects his children. Classic.

I actually stopped watching Nick around the time his Locals picked up steam, and this reminded me why.

 

[Gorbus]

One possible answer is a shared persecution complex:
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Can you imagine taking Scott Adams seriously?

 

[Procrastinhater]

To really hammer this home, this is the home Nick thinks looks presentable AFTER being cleaned up to list for sale.

Their other home must be akin to one of those hoarder homes you used to see on cable television or that one furry owl guy who used to do competent documentaries.

Yeah that gives an idea of what the main house must be like. No wonder Balldo is desperate for that bodycam footage to never be seen. I bet his house looks like the fucking Chris Chan house tour but with more filthy clothes and crack pipes instead of toys.

 

[Lonely khan]

Being forced at that age to take on so much responsibility never ends well.

I'm gonna go ahead and respectfully disagree. This will probably keep the oldest from turning into nick and could be a foundation for a drug free lifestyle, which is lame compared to having fun in college but much better than turning into the next junkie failson.

The oldest probably Idolized Nick until late last year when pops became drunk all the time and started banging the neighbor. He probably hates Nick with a passion that can fuel a healthy monogamous relationship kept together by wanting to spite dad.

 

[not william stenchever]

Okay Nicholas; either you're lying, or the courts are conducting a miscarriage of justice.

Invoking the court to deploy it's immune system to defend its' own integrity is the play of someone who is either wrongfully harmed by faults in the system or someone who refuses to take their rightly earned lashes and is wasting the court's time knowingly.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

this dude is chugging a fucking gallon of water in the first 20 minutes. he's barely able to speak a sentence between each gulp and he's drinking right into the mic. i wonder what gave him cottonmouth.

He is chugging water to dilute the results of the patch drug test. Sean talked about this method of tricking a patch drug test on stream IIRC. They really don’t like it when you do this, though, and will sometimes count a diluted sample as a failed drug test.

 

[Cimmerian Kang]

Yeah way to provide a healthy lifestyle for your kids by dropping off “snacks”.

You either die a lawsplainer or you live long enough to see yourself holding the snack tray.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

If not, Drexel is the other candidate since it would be unexpected for us and Nick for him to report him to CPS even after they cut ties. He already knew that Kayla's sister reported them alongside the evil scandinavian prudes, so I am discarding that possibility since he would have already expected that from her.

It's not Drexel. He wasn't aware of how bad the situation was until later. He was planning to do an intervention for Balldo and it doesn't make sense that he would report him. If I recall correctly Drex said he hadn't spoken to Rekieta in a hot minute.

 

[Observantwatcherofthings0]

A super chat asked him if he found out who reported him to CPS and talking about it really hurt him. It is amazing as to how much it hurts him because he's so conceited I didn't think he could feel hurt by anyone.
He says the person lied but his twitching and anxiety belies his claim. He's almost speechless and repeats it is a lie. Then, he admits it hurts. I wonder which specific person it was?
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Corner demon is back it seems.
Also to be this “hurt” it was likely family

 

[Procrastinhater]

You’d think they would hire a fucking maid service for their crack shack(s). You can get those in the sticks, it effectively gig work and typically they’ll wipe down the walls.

His last maid quit probably after he (sexually) harrassed her, and started posting about "recovering from Narc abuse" and "how to spot a narcissist". Its a small town so maybe she talked and he couldnt find another one.

Nick Rekieta will be a free man. He's not going to even plead guilty. His case will get thrown out before trial. You read it here folx.

Ok cool. Will that unneglect his kids, uncocaine his 9 year old, fix his dogshit reputation, and repair his ruined streaming career?

 

[Maraschino]

Once this is over I want a clip compilation with the practicing lawyers listing all the things NOT to do in criminal or CPS case, interspersed with cuts of Nick doing the thing.

Or a defamation case where the person doing the defamation literally dares the person to sue them. Good thing an attorney wouldn't do that, because that'd be weird and not funny.

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

rekeita the liar is nothing new. he is a lawyer. a non practicing lawyer, but a lawyer, nonetheless. although instead of lying by omission or word gymnastics, rekieta just out right lies now. what fascinates me is his devout audience, who accepts rekeita's narrative, without question.

if there is an honest nick rekieta fan, who is lurking on kf, please respond (you can do so as a guest without getting an account) as to why you are:
1. still a nick rekieta fan and
2. why you actually believe everything he is saying.

The comments on the VOD are quite something, I have no idea how people can continue to believe every word he says.

I remember one of them equated Nick’s legal issues with jaywalking when arguing with someone in chat. “You ever jaywalk? Congrats you’re not much better than Nick! Don’t throw stones…”

 

[Oxyjen]

He is chugging water to dilute the results of the patch drug test. Sean talked about this method of tricking a patch drug test on stream IIRC. They really don’t like it when you do this, though, and will sometimes count a diluted sample as a failed drug test.

You can cause yourself a fucking seizure continually drinking water as well, it’s really not a smart idea.

Was something they used to warn about for MDMA users at raves. It makes you thirsty and feel hot, and several people dropped dead after chugging water all night.