DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DerpyPunch]

Seems Doody responded to phil, the TL;DR being Doody is willing to unmonetized all his videos if Phil agrees to stop begging.

So Phil will most likely not even watch the video on his stream and instead do some bs summary of the video to keep the pignosis going.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

Not to mention the only reason why he has no friends is because he's a selfish bastard, it wasn't detractors that made him having friends impossible, it was his stupid ass.

John, Howard and Panda genuinely loved him, you could tell from their older videos together. All he had to do was pay them their due work on Project 7, but nope, those worthless statuettes and BMW were too good to pass up!

As for Panda... All he had to do was not be a complete out of touch hermit, take her out, and don't treat her as a house maid. This woman genuinely loved Phil and wanted him to put a ring on her.

 

[Corpun]

Not to mention the only reason why he has no friends is because he's a selfish bastard, it wasn't detractors that made him having friends impossible, it was his stupid ass.

John, Howard and Panda genuinely loved him, you could tell from their older videos together. All he had to do was pay them their due work on Project 7, but nope, those worthless statuettes and BMW were too good to pass up!

As for Panda... All he had to do was not be a complete out of touch hermit, take her out, and don't treat her as a house maid. This woman genuinely loved Phil and wanted him to put a ring on her.

Yeah but why do you hate DSP and seethe so much bro? Who cares if he is the source of all his problems, he says detractors fucked him so it must be true!

 

[Elite Kipchak]

I can't believe we're actually having vest streak 2.0, I thought he said he learned his lesson from last time? also I haven't seen him wear a vest once the last few streams I've tuned in to, has he quit those or do I just have bad timing?

 

[myone]

Seems Doody responded to phil, the TL;DR being Doody is willing to unmonetized all his videos if Phil agrees to stop begging.

Might be a self-own. At this point Doody is consulting DSP on how to make his streams better. I don't think anyone here would disagree that the post-Moist era was an improvement in terms of 'obnoxious begging'.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

When it comes to Phail and employment he is the equivalent of IT H1B visa poojeets with a scam degree who do nothing for the company they "work" for in a year and then get shitcanned when someone gets off their ass and realizes that their productivity fell through the floor, after which they manage to scam another IT company with the same exact employment scam.

 

[Doomguy]

Arguing about the semantics of NEETdom because he gets paid by dents to snort, delay the pre-stream, and act smug while failing children's entertainment is I think a worthless direction.

What's sad to me that the ragebaiting tourist doesn't even know what an a-log is. Has it been so devalued? I don't wish him any harm, I could care less of he makes all or no money, but a mild needling about his complete lack of a normal life and bizarre attitude towards sex counts? If dramatized but harmless insults about a lolcow qualified one as an a-log, everyone on the farms would be one, from the top on down, including the retard who replied to me.

 

[myone]

Arguing about the semantics of NEETdom because he gets paid by dents to snort, delay the pre-stream, and act smug while failing children's entertainment is I think a worthless direction.

I think the lines of a NEET have massively blurred since internet grifting became massively profitable (same for whoring on the other side of the gender divide). Just look at someone like Asmongold, who lives like a total manchild, between heaps of garbage. But, he has a 'job'. Is he a NEET? Not in the strictest sense of the word. Does he look like one and would people 10-20 years ago called him out as such? Absolutely.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Oh shit, the DSP thread exploded, maybe this current boring arc is over and he did something entertaining for a ch-

Oh. Guess I'll try again in another week.

 

[Very Honest Content]

he gets paid to play video games. you're free to seethe ...because this much mental gymnastics about what really constitutes "employment" certifies you as a genuine a-log.

You don't understand the definition of term, "a-log." Seethe and dilate. Also thanks for letting me know the bums I see panhandling weren't bums panhandling they were employed in a job apparently, according to you.

He has a job and gets paid to do it.

His wife allegedly still has a job. How many lolcows do you paypig for, share with the site?

 

[hector85]

Oh shit, the DSP thread exploded, maybe this current boring arc is over and he did something entertaining for a ch-

Oh. Guess I'll try again in another week.

its gonna be extra shit till all the tourists and random shit stirrers go home.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

If you think a mildly exaggerated insult about a man who never leaves his home and has zero social life makes me an a-log, you are genuinely turbo-retarded, and you know what that means. Time to pay the King's Tax!

I shall do the honors, for the King!


Infinity Gauntlet LTG is way more funnier than this fuckin gay shit.

 

[myone]

How many lolcows do you paypig for, share with the site?

I have little doubt that this holds true for a lot of the seethe of some of the tourists. When this board mocks DSPs dentheads for throwing money at DSP, some losers feel personally attacked because they toss their own NEETbux at some pathetic e-celeb.

 

[johnkimble123]

No logic tourists conflating “being angry at Phil for making money” with “acting in disbelief that he’s somehow making money”.

Laughing at how much he changed his whole gimmick in 2 weeks to be everything he’s pretended he didn’t want to do is a bonus too. There’s entertainment watching a guy with literally no shame to his grift.

And there’s a side amazement that of all people, actually adults give money to a 42 year old loser. I almost think playing WWE Champions yourself is a better way to flush money, it’s going there eventually anyways.

 

[myone]

And there’s a side amazement that of all people, actually adults give money to a 42 year old loser. I almost think playing WWE Champions yourself is a better way to flush money, it’s going there eventually anyways.

At least DSP is spending money to receive some kind of a service and product (sweaty JPEGs). His dents are "donating" money to a beggar-guy who makes >$100k a year, just so that he can afford more JPEGs (hogans by proxy?).

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

No logic tourists conflating “being angry at Phil for making money” with “acting in disbelief that he’s somehow making money”.

We're in a clown world where Chris Chan selling his actual garbage is a 6 figure business venture.

 

[Iron Hamster]

but I struggle to find other people who beg like Phil.

Steel toe has stolen the queen's crown from Phail. So much so that Phail is now adopting his method of demanding.

Phil is a faggot who has only ever displayed attraction towards black men

He did change his upper wardrobe for one.

Doody owning the Youtube search algorithm when you search for DSP or basic shit like that must just drive DSP crazy. Also I think he realizes he left so much $$$$ on the table by not just hiring some editor like most streamers do and having them cut up clips and sharing a cut with them.

that takes away from doordash, total wine, and champions.

Doody is having fun with DSP video.

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Tourists wont know what this is in reference of and it will totally fly over Phil's head.

First humorous thing he's done.

It's definitely one of those things Phil says that you wouldn't believe unless you saw it (this is from August 5):
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lol. They have literally watched his content. And I would argue more than any detractor content.

 

[Twrx]

People seem to forget that Phil's biggest issue is he is incapable of thinking a day or two ahead, let alone months or years. Like the demand for 50k from the gnome. He didn't consider the tax implications if he got it. He put himself in this cycle.

 

[PieceofShet]

Yeah, the $50 goal was silently moved to a $150 goal again, but hell, I would do the same if I noticed that dumbasses are willing to throw hundreds of dollars per day at you to own da troollz, lmao. Can't blame him for that.

I think he should raise the demand goal for the first stream to 250 or 300. Its twice as long after all then second stream.

 

[Comma]

Uh-oh! DSP can't continue going overtime on the late streams anymore because Kat's getting annoyed. I guess the paypigs have to step the FUCK up and empty their wallets even quicker now.

*sounds of velcro*

EDIT:

LMAO, there it is. He's so predictable.