Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

My first thought went to that story that totally happened when he confronted the totally real gym dude bro that was making fun of the fat woman that totally wasn't him. I tell you what definitely didn't happen. He definitely wasn't a dickhead to some random gym patron who then pointed him out to his friend and they laughed at Rick while his fat ass was torturing an elliptical in between gay selfies and cruising the sauna for head. You would think for someone who bullshits as much as Rick that he'd eventually not suck at it.
Gym bros tend to be the least likely to shit on someone for being fat. They're more likely to ask if you need help with equipment or point out wrong form. If you're an asshole and act like you know better while fucking it all up regardless then they'll laugh at you for being incompetent. They're more likely to cheer on the fat guy out of a genuine appreciation that they are putting in the work. It's practically part of gym bro culture; beyond just being so straight they turn around and become raging faggots, they also tend to be absolute pricks outside the gym but absolutely bros in the gym.
 
Gym bros tend to be the least likely to shit on someone for being fat. They're more likely to ask if you need help with equipment or point out wrong form. If you're an asshole and act like you know better while fucking it all up regardless then they'll laugh at you for being incompetent. They're more likely to cheer on the fat guy out of a genuine appreciation that they are putting in the work. It's practically part of gym bro culture; beyond just being so straight they turn around and become raging faggots, they also tend to be absolute pricks outside the gym but absolutely bros in the gym.

Yes, off topic ish but brief..
The Delray Misfits are like this personified in an extreme.
Clearly dysfunctional people, who probably shouldn’t be in society, but when it comes to the gym they are supportive and welcoming.
 
Like any technique, headbutts are effective in the right circumstance and using the best striking surface. I've found in a clinch one can use them to great effect as an opener, executed with a short, quick motion. I also fucked someone up pretty good once with a headbutt that came in low and rammed the top of my head into a guy's face. To be fair, I was wearing a LWH at the time. I don't know how Child did it as a kid. If we're talking similar to the type that is seen in most movies/TV shows, I've seen that work and also very much not work.
Yeah, for sure if you can hit their face with the like top front corner of your head it works, but people have a tendency to instinctively drop their chin to their chest to protect the neck from attack, so you can end up hitting the top of their head with the top of your head. I can see it as a good surprise move or a move of desperation (in terms of believable book usage) but Child's protagonist is like 7 feet tall or some shit so its like uhhh how far is this guy ducking to headbutt all these people, and why is it his go-to move. I'd just usually go with an elbow strike in similar circumstances because its much less likely to give me a concussion instead of the guy I'm hitting.

Child just has a really weird, Batman approach to violence. He misses out a lot of details you'd consider pretty unmissable in real violence, like people's hands being fucked up afterwards. James Ellroy does a much, much better job (and is a much better writer), but also never talks about being a tough guy despite a rough past coming through in his work.
 
booted up gta4 for the first time in ages and this had me laughing, goatee aside.
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pat's alleged criminal activity would make for a perfect GTA side character. the comic relief secondary missions where you help some bozo with his schemes and until he eventually self destructs.

In the terrible Liberty City Stories, (whichever one which was basically GTA3 with a different protagonist) Donald Love gets the main character to provide him with human flesh for consumption.

A GTA Milwaukee would definitely have a side mission involving kidnapping black NPCs for a certain overweight character.

CJ would at least have closure on what happens to the countless bodies of the homies and Ballas wasted during the gang wars segments in San Andreas.
 
Since no DM in their right mind would ever allow a player to actually build Pun-Pun, let alone run him
I got most of the way through Pun-Pun once. We happen to be using the right setting though. I honestly just got bored part way through and kept myself in check. The GM saw what I was doing though and was getting really panicked because they were new to running the game and new to ttrpgs in general, but they understood I was using some kind of exploit.
wait I thought ac in dnd worked so that the higher it was the harder it was to hit you but I only played 5e so I am not sure about the earlier editions.
Yes but no. Firstly, play a better edition or even a better system. However this is a case of old and new D&D. In old low was good, in new high is good. At least for AC. This is partly to make rules more intuitive, and partly to make rules more consistent.

You can draw a pretty firm line between D&D under TSR and D&D under WotC as functionally two different things, even when we start looking at stuff like basic being wrapped up with AD&D. The original game under TSR was a game that had a lot of weird holdovers from tabletop war gaming of the time, and this is hardly the place to get so off topic as to dive into all of them, but one of them is that lower AC is better. Another notable thing is that the older editions took a lot more inspiration from pulp fiction and also classic sci-fi and fantasy.

Once Wizards of the Coast acquired the IP and commissioned a new edition a few rules got streamlined and improved. I generally consider 3.0 to be a mechanical improvement in places where it changed something from the original, but many of the additions are very much either great or terrible for the game. My personal opinion is it is generally an upgrade, but I also consider AD&D2e to still have value to play, same with 3.5e. Not 4e or 5e though. Seriously so many better games exist and 5e is not even simpler than most of them if you ever hit level 3 or higher and the "everyone else is too complicated" propaganda is what 5e pushes harder than anything. Infact there's many better and simpler games out there than 5e.

That doesn't mean everything was an improvement in the move from TSR to WotC though, and there are definitely some design philosophy changes that make the game have a very different identity. There's also the fact that starting around then the thing that was providing inspiration for the game wasn't different types of fiction and the desire to emulate the ability to have those types of adventures in the game, but rather it was being inspired by itself in many ways. The classes used to take inspiration from characters and concepts from sci-fi and fantasy novels as well as some old comics and pulp fiction. There's a lot of Conan and Tolkien in there, not just in the fact that it is a fantasy game, but also in the tone it inherently leads itself towards. Nowadays it feels like D&D is trying to take inspiration from itself. It's less about enabling you to play a character from a fiction with all the ups and downs that entails, and more about playing a hero from the game D&D, registered trademark of Wizards of the Coast a subsidiary of Hasbro.

For example the idea of a ranger comes from what a ranger is in D&D in 3e onwards and not what a ranger was in Tolkien like it originally did. This is significant because it's important to remember that at one point Ranger had the requirement to be good aligned as the archetype of the Ranger is Aragorn originally, and not Legolas like it is often made to be now, and it was less about being a hunter living out in the wilds with nature and more about being a warrior who battled evil on the frontier in the wilderness to keep it away from civilization, even while they were in a sense outcasts of civilization, as vanguards of goodness. Instead, now the idea of a ranger is a defender of nature runs around the wilderness using natural magics. A more martial counterpart to the idea of the druid. Something that occurred due to the game of telephone that D&D started to suffer from as it constantly drew upon itself as its own inspiration. It's also why a lot of the splats are so boring in newer editions. They aren't taking inspiration from anywhere but themselves. It's become too incestuous. It no longer looks outside of itself for inspiration within the fantasy genre unless it is looking at MtG. Also fun fact, at one point (maybe still is) both in number of releases and absolute page count there was more MtG lore in 5e than D&D lore.
 
He replied to this drivel 10 different times.
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Pork Squealer is about to get spammed, hard. emoboyfucker69 is an incredibly persistent a-log of Nikolas Talbott's, and shows up to almost everything our Army General does. If she has her eyes on the piggy, she's gonna be annoying for a while.
 
Lee Child, who writes the Jack Reacher books, is a pretty good example. He always talks about how many fights he got in as a kid and how his favourite move was headbutting people, but it's clear he's never actually headbutted anyone, because if he had he'd know it was a fucking stupid idea that nine times out of ten hurts you more than the person you're headbutting. When he has his protagonist do it in novels he never even mentions the guys own head hurting afterwards or anything that would make it slightly credible.
I've been taught by Jeff Senior to headbutt upwards into the nose or chin using front top of the head. I've never had to use it but it makes sense. It's the hardest part of the head into the softest. Then again, I'm not a trained knife fighter whose been in dozens of bar fights who IS NOT FAT and my dad wasn't a gay rodeo clown.
Gym bros tend to be the least likely to shit on someone for being fat. They're more likely to ask if you need help with equipment or point out wrong form. If you're an asshole and act like you know better while fucking it all up regardless then they'll laugh at you for being incompetent. They're more likely to cheer on the fat guy out of a genuine appreciation that they are putting in the work. It's practically part of gym bro culture; beyond just being so straight they turn around and become raging faggots, they also tend to be absolute pricks outside the gym but absolutely bros in the gym.
I've never met a gym bro that was an outright dickhead who kicked over sand castles in his spare time. If anything, gym bros are supportive to an annoying extent. Rick sees his life as an 80s action movie. Someone mentioned Patrick Swayze in Road House and I think that's the best comparison for how Rick sees himself. He's a cool, smart, handsome, NOT FAT, warrior poet who fights for meek but also likes the most pedestrian sci-fi and fantasy.
 
My mother joined a gym last year and all the gym bros are apparently very nice to her, they smile and nod at her when she arrives, and sometimes offer her advice and show her how to set up the various machines to suit her. It’s not a come-on, she’s just an objectively nice lady who is probably the age of their own mothers. She hasn’t reported anyone being rude about the fact she’s a bit chubby, anyone who has spoken to her has apparently been friendly and encouraging. I have never believed Pat’s Tall Tale about a gym bro harassing a fat woman at the gym. It makes me genuinely MATI that he’s made up that story just so he can pretend to be a feminist hero or some shit. He’s playing into that woke idea that all men are shit except him.
 
I have never believed Pat’s Tall Tale about a gym bro harassing a fat woman at the gym. It makes me genuinely MATI that he’s made up that story just so he can pretend to be a feminist hero or some shit. He’s playing into that woke idea that all men are shit except him.
and you know it didn't happen. He saw it in a movie or something and so forgot, again, that tee vee isn't real life.

plus we know in real life patrick doesn't do any "confronting" other than going up to someone and then being speechless
 
booted up gta4 for the first time in ages and this had me laughing, goatee aside.
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The first couple stranger encounters with Pat take a whole new meaning when you figure out where the pepperoni meat comes from.
 
While this has cursed anime it is ripe for a Pat collage.


And just in time for the Xmas season and the case dismissal.


And this guy brings up Milwaukee in his other lyrics. Needs to be more Pat.


Enjoy your music today and smile that you are not Patrick.

Edit - there was one more. Sadly the name is Irving and not Patrick

 
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I gotta be honest....I am finding it really fucking difficult to pick whether the combined gestalt of hypocrisy, cruelty, faux-radcialism, and performative self righteousness of the currentyear leftist larp-sphere is more insufferable than the combined obesity, autism, perversion, and performative sucking off the establishment of the currentyear retarded pig-sphere (literally just pat as he is both a pig and a sphere)
 
He's Facebook friends with Dominic Franchetti. A convicted pedophile that Patrick has been repeatedly shown Dominics entry on the sex offender registry and refuses to denounce him.

When you have as few friends as Pat, you can't afford to lose even one over a little pedophilia. And it's not like Pat has any children to be victimized by his peer group. But if he did, he'd unhesitatingly let Prince Justin babysit his kids and maybe take some tasteful 'art' photographs if it would gain him an ounce of power and fame or a tiny amount of money.
 
I'd just usually go with an elbow strike in similar circumstances because its much less likely to give me a concussion instead of the guy I'm hitting.
100% correct, child. Enjoy understanding what works well in a fight.
Then again, I'm not a trained knife fighter whose been in dozens of bar fights who IS NOT FAT and my dad wasn't a gay rodeo clown.
This is why you'll never be an Actual Tough Guy. This is why you'll never commission a craftsman to make a special spoon to feed people their own teeth with. This is why your chest will remain masculine and toned. This is why you will never have to beg your mother-in-law to pay your legal debts. I'm sorry you're winning at life, child.
Someone mentioned Patrick Swayze in Road House and I think that's the best comparison for how Rick sees himself. He's a cool, smart, handsome, NOT FAT, warrior poet who fights for meek but also likes the most pedestrian sci-fi and fantasy.
This is interesting because one of the most memorable scenes of that film was Dalton telling his guys he expected them to be nice to everyone, even when people were giving them a shitty attitude or acting aggressively.

Pig Tits is so adept as finding only what he wants to and legitimately ignoring anything inconvenient to his goals he missed his calling as a programmer or some sort of forensic analyst. He definitely has the physique and the well-trained trotters for such a field.
My mother joined a gym last year and all the gym bros are apparently very nice to her, they smile and nod at her when she arrives, and sometimes offer her advice and show her how to set up the various machines to suit her. It’s not a come-on, she’s just an objectively nice lady who is probably the age of their own mothers. She hasn’t reported anyone being rude about the fact she’s a bit chubby, anyone who has spoken to her has apparently been friendly and encouraging. I have never believed Pat’s Tall Tale about a gym bro harassing a fat woman at the gym. It makes me genuinely MATI that he’s made up that story just so he can pretend to be a feminist hero or some shit. He’s playing into that woke idea that all men are shit except him.
Several mothers of my gym bros are also members at the gyms I train at and people there wouldn't dare mistreat them. Not only is that violating the environment of one of the best places on Earth for many of us, these women gave us people we love to be around so we treat them as we would our own mothers. I don't doubt there's cocksuckers that go to many gyms in America but I'm doubtful that's such situations as Porky lied about are in any way common.
 
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I gotta be honest....I am finding it really fucking difficult to pick whether the combined gestalt of hypocrisy, cruelty, faux-radcialism, and performative self righteousness of the currentyear leftist larp-sphere is more insufferable than the combined obesity, autism, perversion, and performative sucking off the establishment of the currentyear retarded pig-sphere (literally just pat as he is both a pig and a sphere)
Ahh, I see Patrick is still being so "mature" and "empathetic" as ever to his fellow democrats.
 
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