DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
He's got undiagnosed autism on a small level. That's mainly the problem with him.

Also to add, Dave seems like the kind of dad who enjoys going to work cause he wants to get away from the family. So, you are slightly correct.
Well with how money was spent in that household on little phil having everything you can imagine and linda going hard af on ordering from HSN and co I don't think dave had much choice but to work a lot.
 
some people might not agree with me on this but I do feel pity for phil, for some he is a truly bad person (can't blame them) but you can tell he never had any sort of role model to guide him during his whole life, the way he gets baited so easily into ranting over stupid insignificant things just shows how he was never shaped to survive in the adult world.
Phil has had plenty of chances to have friends and role models. Anyone in FGC? John and Howard? People met through online connections? They all come to the same conclusion: this guy fuckin sucks / is using us. Anyone who isn’t a crazy narc would learn from these mistakes. It’s actually 100% Phil’s fault.

Even with this most recent arc, somebody could actually turn this situation into something legitimately positive. But we all know how this story ends in reality…
 
All of the newfound asskissing aside, seeing Phil egostroke himself and get more uppity by the day is an amusing sight to behold. I wonder if he'll get up the courage to take on Tervin one-on-one or if he'll stick to low-hanging fruit like DOO-DEE and RTU? The discussions with Josh on Monday and Keem on Wednesday(?) should be interesting if nothing else.
 
If Phil actually takes Null to task, that would be amazing. It's a giant leap to expect Phil to stand up to anyone, though.

I'll be shocked if this is anything more than Null saying people go to far, defending Phil's stance that it's his money, and Phil smugly nodding and smiling away.
I bet they both talk of their love of fat chicks
 
Phil has had plenty of chances to have friends and role models. Anyone in FGC? John and Howard? People met through online connections? They all come to the same conclusion: this guy fuckin sucks / is using us. Anyone who isn’t a crazy narc would learn from these mistakes. It’s actually 100% Phil’s fault.
Some of the best stuff ALT has uncovered on the Dent Sea Scrolls is those old forum posts from the very early 2000s before even the earliest detractors exist is all the FGC people talking about avoiding even carpooling with DSP. This is a man who has consecutively made himself look unlikeable to everyone he ever encountered.
 
Phil is claiming that he logged into WWE Champs while live on stream and spent money on pulls, but he still won't say what his username is. Gee I wonder why? Could it be that he's actually embarrassed about how much he's spent on the game, despite this ridiculous narcissism arc?
He literally JUST THIS WEEK talked about how he's embarrassed and ashamed of how much he spent on Supercard bACKinthuday, so he can't come clean about Champions without confirming that he's a liar
 
Remember, don't watch detractor content. Only Phil can do that (and whine about it).
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The perma-grin fascinates me.

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He's so uncomfortable that he thinks, perhaps unconsciously, that maintaining a Smilex Gas visage for HOURS ON END is how you behave in social situations.
I'm looking at this pic, and Phil really does show all the physical traits of a mongoloid. He has enough forehead you can play tic-tact-toe with it, he's got those glazed out eyes and the low brow and the hairline that looks like a roller coaster. He just looks so odd, like someone pressed the random select on the Saints Row 3 character generator and just ran with it.

Phil looks as close to a cro-magnon homo sapien as you can get without him dragging his knuckles on the ground and flinging his shit everywhere... actually, he pretty much does that now, doesn't he?
 
The only expectations I have about Null talking to Phil are that DSP will ask why there's a whole subforum about him; Null will give him a history lesson, and they'll talk about how much they both hate it. DSP will try to reason ( 🌈) with Josh to do away with the subforum ( "Do my wife and son Derich really need threads?").

Josh will consider it, but honestly tell DSP that he still wants to keep the retards in containment until they can prove functional on other parts of the site, but probably that ultimately, there'll be a single thread rather than this entire subforum.

I'll miss the DSP's hair thread when that happens, but really...one thread is plausible, probably especially after this arc is over.
 
Remember, don't watch detractor content. Only Phil can do that (and whine about it).
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I will also say that the red bars don't always stay at the end of a fully watched video if people haven't noticed. I've caught this a couple times for videos I've fully watched being re-recommended for some reason with only a partial bar.
 
Some of the best stuff ALT has uncovered on the Dent Sea Scrolls is those old forum posts from the very early 2000s before even the earliest detractors exist is all the FGC people talking about avoiding even carpooling with DSP. This is a man who has consecutively made himself look unlikeable to everyone he ever encountered.
To top it off he had some people in the FGC actually agreeing with him on some topics. But after 2005 and his ever gloating "I am the best SF 2 Turbo player" spiel he lost those few as well. Like that one thread where Phil appeared out of nowhere and all he got was "thanks for dropping in guy" or even better "Hey you were called jerking of by James I mean Jamie so shut the fuck up" Yes he got trolled too (like that one guy on Ebay who "sabotaged" the fight stick sale everyone mocked as "custom shit" but come on at one point you should realize the problem is you
 
some people might not agree with me on this but I do feel pity for phil, for some he is a truly bad person (can't blame them) but you can tell he never had any sort of role model to guide him during his whole life
Not sure about that. From what we've seen, Dave is a more or less well-adjusted boomer dad who tried. We know that he didn't kick Phil's ass or anything like that. He probably had a hard time understanding his retarded son's fascination with videogames and his "tough love" didn't work as intended, but as far as parents go, Phil was far from getting a shitty dad who abused him. Linda on the other hand seemed to coddle him too much, turning him into the spoiled, entitled manchild he is today. He had a family that provided, fed and loved him, even if not on the right amounts.

As for friends, John was much more than he ever deserved. He stuck by him through thin and thick, he defended him, he was there to help him, and yet Phil always took him for granted. He got jealous when people liked him and constantly tried to treat him more like a sidekick instead of an equal. Leanna loved him truly and wanted Phil to go out into the world. If he wasn't such a selfish piece of shit, he could have grown and matured, but all he saw was a maid who cooked and cleaned for him.

Even now, despite getting away with bankruptcy fraud, he's learned nothing. Phil loves to talk about how hard his life is, but he's gotten away with everything to the point it's comical. He was given a blank slate and went back on repeating the same mistakes, acting like his parents owe him, like his audience is responsible for him surviving and thriving, whining every single day despite having a so-called dream job. He is a bad person, he has showed zero empathy towards the way he treats his family, friends and fans. Your upbringing can only excuse you so much, and Phil's wasn't even that bad.

It'd be one thing if he fucked up and he showed some remorse, but he truly has never shown any.
 
To top it off he had some people in the FGC actually agreeing with him on some topics. But after 2005 and his ever gloating "I am the best SF 2 Turbo player" spiel he lost those few as well. Like that one thread where Phil appeared out of nowhere and all he got was "thanks for dropping in guy" or even better "Hey you were called jerking of by James I mean Jamie so shut the fuck up" Yes he got trolled too (like that one guy on Ebay who "sabotaged" the fight stick sale everyone mocked as "custom shit" but come on at one point you should realize the problem is you
That's ignoring all the tard rage he would do where he'd call the Cannon brothers con artists and liars, brag about how he'd make his own FGC, make his own forum as payback for getting banned for literally posting BBC pornography and creating sock accounts to slink back in. Phil was either always a toxic narc piece of shit or decided to autistically LARP a tough guy who takes shit from no one and can't even do that right, because at the end of the day he has always come off as a narc manchild with a severe case of arrested development. Honestly I'm amazed Jon and Howard stayed around as long as they did, because the only other alleged friends from this period of his life are brutally murdered in a revenge scheme (RIP T) or literally don't remember him other than as the guy who ran his mouth and talked big shit and never backed it up.
 
some people might not agree with me on this but I do feel pity for phil, for some he is a truly bad person (can't blame them) but you can tell he never had any sort of role model to guide him during his whole life, the way he gets baited so easily into ranting over stupid insignificant things just shows how he was never shaped to survive in the adult world.
I feel that way sometimes, and when the Kino Casino streams started happening, I even thought to myself I wouldn't mind if this was really the beginning of his redemption arc. Well, we are getting his idea of a redemption arc: Phil never did anything wrong, he did everything correct, and it's everyone else who needs redemption. This can only be achieved by reaching new and unheard-of levels of toxicity and walking back absolutely everything he has been preaching every day for years.
Thoughts & prayers go out to Jayde.
 
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